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20 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who will be the first to 10 wins, A&M or Tech or Arkansas?


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"Impressive" list of names at #10-12.  Curious how much money has been spent by those 4 programs during that combined 53 seasons without 1 10-win season. 

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2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

This quote about the series record from ol' R.C. is so aggy:

“They like to count the times when our guys were all fighting the war, in World War II, the Korean War and Vietnam."

 

And how did the real military academies do during those eras, RC?

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I can't remember, but did this goof have an article after we physically annihilated them?  Would love to see that if available.  Sure it had a bunch of "just a couple of plays away from winning" type stuff.

 

He went dark after that game. He may have had something about their bowl game or some shit though.

34 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

He went dark after that game. He may have had something about their bowl game or some shit though.

He responded later I THINK after the SEC CG. Basically, iirc, "Missed it by that much" "Lots of great stuff for the future" "kept it close" "ran out of time" "Texas not really that good" pretty standard aggie food. He keeps them well fed, his grift is strong.

16 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

He responded later I THINK after the SEC CG. Basically, iirc, "Missed it by that much" "Lots of great stuff for the future" "kept it close" "ran out of time" "Texas not really that good" pretty standard aggie food. He keeps them well fed, his grift is strong.

Is it a grift? Does anyone pay him for his poorly-written fan fiction?

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is it a grift? Does anyone pay him for his poorly-written fan fiction?

This is also my question. It appears that it’s just fan fiction, he’s just auditioning for Billy. The only place I see him is here (admittedly, I don’t frequent Texags or the other Aggie cesspools except when I need some Aggie tears).  To the extent he gets any revenue from clicks, it’s gotta be minuscule, certainly not more than tree fiddy. 

23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is it a grift? Does anyone pay him for his poorly-written fan fiction?

He's producing content pretty regularly. It might be a back burner long con grift, but its absolutely a grift. I don't have the stomach to dive deeply into aggie hive mind and dig around to determine his click through and repost ratios. I just know a play when I see one. It's too much in alignment with aggie. It may well be a chat gbt long con he runs for quick turn content, but he understands what the hive mind needs and wants. 

2 hours ago, PGFrog said:

"Impressive" list of names at #10-12.  Curious how much money has been spent by those 4 programs during that combined 53 seasons without 1 10-win season. 

Cody Campbell- Fail Hold On GIF by Robert E Blackmon

2 hours ago, nnm said:

And how did the real military academies do during those eras, RC?

Hell, how many guys did Texas put into the war efforts over those years?

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hell, how many guys did Texas put into the war efforts over those years?

About tree fiddy.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hell, how many guys did Texas put into the war efforts over those years?

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  • World War I:
    • 75 former UT students or staff members perished while serving.
  • World War II:
    • 11,000 former Longhorns engaged in military service.
    • At least 664 Longhorns died while serving.
    • UT dedicated 100% of its labs to war research.
    • 30,000 men and women were trained in war-related programs at UT.
    • 3,500 cadets and student pilots went through UT's Naval Flight Preparatory School.

 

On 7/9/2025 at 2:45 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who will be the first to 10 wins, A&M or Tech or Arkansas?


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NC State will stay at the top of this list for a long time.  It's been in the toilet forever.  

1 hour ago, ncsufootball said:

NC State will stay at the top of this list for a long time.  It's been in the toilet forever.  

They did well in Austin 26 years ago….

Final)
                       1999 University of Texas Football
         North Carolina State vs Texas (Aug 28, 1999 at Austin, Texas)

                   North Carolina State (1-0) vs. Texas (0-1)
Date: Aug 28, 1999  Site: Austin, Texas         Stadium: Royal-Memorial
Attendance: 82252

Score by Quarters     1  2  3  4   Score
-----------------    -- -- -- --   -----
North Carolina State  7  2  0 14  - 23
Texas............... 10  7  0  3  - 20



Scoring Summary:
1st 10:04 UT - Applewhite, Major 2 yd run (Stockton, Kris kick)
                                                                            NCSTATE 0 - UT 7
    07:42 UT - Stockton, Kris 48 yd field goal
                                                                           NCSTATE 0 - UT 10
    04:50 NCSTATE - Robinson, R. 25 yd run (Passingham, K. kick)
                                                                           NCSTATE 7 - UT 10
2nd 06:03 NCSTATE - Leak, E. safety
                                                                           NCSTATE 9 - UT 10
    04:31 UT - Ike, Victor 80 yd pass from Applewhite, Major (Stockton, Kris kick)
                                                                           NCSTATE 9 - UT 17
4th 12:01 NCSTATE - Scott, T. 25 yd blocked punt return (Barnette, J. pass failed)
                                                                          NCSTATE 15 - UT 17
    07:28 UT - Stockton, Kris 26 yd field goal
                                                                          NCSTATE 15 - UT 20
    03:06 NCSTATE - Leak, E. 35 yd blocked punt return (Coleman, C. pass from Barnette, J.)
                                                                          NCSTATE 23 - UT 20
57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Thanks brat. Now do ucla and Maryland next.

BYU

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

They did well in Austin 26 years ago….

Final)
                       1999 University of Texas Football
         North Carolina State vs Texas (Aug 28, 1999 at Austin, Texas)

                   North Carolina State (1-0) vs. Texas (0-1)
Date: Aug 28, 1999  Site: Austin, Texas         Stadium: Royal-Memorial
Attendance: 82252

Score by Quarters     1  2  3  4   Score
-----------------    -- -- -- --   -----
North Carolina State  7  2  0 14  - 23
Texas............... 10  7  0  3  - 20



Scoring Summary:
1st 10:04 UT - Applewhite, Major 2 yd run (Stockton, Kris kick)
                                                                            NCSTATE 0 - UT 7
    07:42 UT - Stockton, Kris 48 yd field goal
                                                                           NCSTATE 0 - UT 10
    04:50 NCSTATE - Robinson, R. 25 yd run (Passingham, K. kick)
                                                                           NCSTATE 7 - UT 10
2nd 06:03 NCSTATE - Leak, E. safety
                                                                           NCSTATE 9 - UT 10
    04:31 UT - Ike, Victor 80 yd pass from Applewhite, Major (Stockton, Kris kick)
                                                                           NCSTATE 9 - UT 17
4th 12:01 NCSTATE - Scott, T. 25 yd blocked punt return (Barnette, J. pass failed)
                                                                          NCSTATE 15 - UT 17
    07:28 UT - Stockton, Kris 26 yd field goal
                                                                          NCSTATE 15 - UT 20
    03:06 NCSTATE - Leak, E. 35 yd blocked punt return (Coleman, C. pass from Barnette, J.)
                                                                          NCSTATE 23 - UT 20

And remember Vietnam?  Man we got out clocks cleaned in that one. Boy howdy. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Thanks brat. Now do ucla and Maryland next.

What, no OU (sucks)?

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

And remember Vietnam?  Man we got out clocks cleaned in that one. Boy howdy. 

We just weren’t ready for their mobile QB.

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

They did well in Austin 26 years ago….

Final)
                       1999 University of Texas Football
         North Carolina State vs Texas (Aug 28, 1999 at Austin, Texas)

                   North Carolina State (1-0) vs. Texas (0-1)
Date: Aug 28, 1999  Site: Austin, Texas         Stadium: Royal-Memorial
Attendance: 82252

Score by Quarters     1  2  3  4   Score
-----------------    -- -- -- --   -----
North Carolina State  7  2  0 14  - 23
Texas............... 10  7  0  3  - 20



Scoring Summary:
1st 10:04 UT - Applewhite, Major 2 yd run (Stockton, Kris kick)
                                                                            NCSTATE 0 - UT 7
    07:42 UT - Stockton, Kris 48 yd field goal
                                                                           NCSTATE 0 - UT 10
    04:50 NCSTATE - Robinson, R. 25 yd run (Passingham, K. kick)
                                                                           NCSTATE 7 - UT 10
2nd 06:03 NCSTATE - Leak, E. safety
                                                                           NCSTATE 9 - UT 10
    04:31 UT - Ike, Victor 80 yd pass from Applewhite, Major (Stockton, Kris kick)
                                                                           NCSTATE 9 - UT 17
4th 12:01 NCSTATE - Scott, T. 25 yd blocked punt return (Barnette, J. pass failed)
                                                                          NCSTATE 15 - UT 17
    07:28 UT - Stockton, Kris 26 yd field goal
                                                                          NCSTATE 15 - UT 20
    03:06 NCSTATE - Leak, E. 35 yd blocked punt return (Coleman, C. pass from Barnette, J.)
                                                                          NCSTATE 23 - UT 20

 

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Oof, that NC State game.  My wife begged off so I took my friend Jim Eno (drummer of Spoon), because he's an NC State engineering grad.

I really didn't expect to lose.  That night sucked.

On 7/9/2025 at 4:12 PM, BurntEyes said:

He's producing content pretty regularly. It might be a back burner long con grift, but its absolutely a grift. I don't have the stomach to dive deeply into aggie hive mind and dig around to determine his click through and repost ratios. I just know a play when I see one. It's too much in alignment with aggie. It may well be a chat gbt long con he runs for quick turn content, but he understands what the hive mind needs and wants. 

This. He’s not even a fan. The people that have looked him up didn’t really find any connection to A&M before he started writing for them.  He’s nothing more than the random guy they hired to write the kind of articles they want.

1 hour ago, General Specific said:


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That obviously isn't the Herminator with the sledge hammer. 

 

Just now, General Specific said:

Is this the Regale me with Longhorn fail thread?

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I come here to mock aggy, not relive UT's more embarrassing on-field fuck ups.

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9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Mea culpa.

 Can correctly conjugate Latin because he’s a native speaker from ancient Rome….

Edited by lilMAC25

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

No Love for 2006-2012 Mack Brown Texas Football vs. Kstate? 

Believe it was 2007 in Austin. After hearing Jordy Nelson's name called out for like the 20th time.... "and Jordy Nelson with another reception", I threw something at the TV.

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

No Love for 2006-2012 Mack Brown Texas Football vs. Kstate? 

In contrast, Herman and Sark have never lost to ksu. 

Edited by n64ra

1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

No Love for 2006-2012 Mack Brown Texas Football vs. Kstate? 

No love for that URL back in the day.  www.mackbrowntexasfootballholyshitthisislengthy.com 

On 7/9/2025 at 1:45 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who will be the first to 10 wins, A&M or Tech or Arkansas?


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2012, 12 years and 12th man. It's their year birches!

2 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

2012, 12 years and 12th man. It's their year birches!

We's woulda dominanated the Big 12 that year with Johnny Foosball!

On 7/9/2025 at 12:08 PM, Beau Vine said:

This guy is feeling saucy!

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I'm old enough to remember when they made fun of Texas for "Winning the offseason/Recruiting" cause Mack couldn't even win the conference.

I'm just loving this though...they are flying HIGH thinking this is it...surely some recruits will fix everything.

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