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4 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

NFL Legend of Flameouts?

Fixed it.

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15 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

NFL Legend?

Legendary NFL (and CFL) failure?

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

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For me? Shit yes. I’ll laugh like crazy when he’s busted doing cocaine off of Looch’s asshole along with 4 starters.

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1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Someone thinks it will be a good idea.  Me not so much.  

I think it's a fine idea. He should spend as much time as possible mentoring the entire team. 

Im calling it now.

He plows a coed and it’s gets to the media. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely would if I was in his situation, the media will eat him alive and the university will try to talk everyone into a legitimate relationship. 

Im calling it now.
He plows a coed and it’s gets to the media. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely would if I was in his situation, the media will eat him alive and the university will try to talk everyone into a legitimate relationship. 

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2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Im calling it now.

He plows a coed and it’s gets to the media. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely would if I was in his situation, the media will eat him alive and the university will try to talk everyone into a legitimate relationship. 

Imma go a different path.

He gets popped for DUI between Austin/Houston and CS. Hooker and coke also found in car.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Imma go a different path.

He gets popped for DUI between Austin/Houston and CS. Hooker and coke also found in car.

This is a decent one too.

Given that this horse race is heating up, do we make squares? How can we best gamble with each other on these scenarios?

Did I miss the official news about this?

Did you know the word 'gullible" is not in the dictionary?

Assistant Head Coach?  And Director of Player Development?  Shit, rubes....

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Holy shit yall will believe anything.

Dial it back there, skippy. Folks WANT to believe it because it would be epicly dumb and fun to watch. And the fact is that it IS believable, because it's just the kind of stupid-ass thing that aggy would do.

17 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dial it back there, skippy. Folks WANT to believe it because it would be epicly dumb and fun to watch. And the fact is that it IS believable, because it's just the kind of stupid-ass thing that aggy would do.

 

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6 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Im calling it now.

He plows a coed and it’s gets to the media. Don’t get me wrong. I absolutely would if I was in his situation, the media will eat him alive and the university will try to talk everyone into a legitimate relationship. 

Yeah, but does he get on his hog and crash it?

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8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Did you know the word 'gullible" is not in the dictionary?

Assistant Head Coach?  And Director of Player Development?  Shit, rubes....

 

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dial it back there, skippy. Folks WANT to believe it because it would be epicly dumb and fun to watch. And the fact is that it IS believable, because it's just the kind of stupid-ass thing that aggy would do.

This right here @TrashMaster G. Why you mother fuckers gotta shit on our fun hopes and dreams?

Johnny 8ball is trying to worm his way into the program ala our own Butter Tooth since neither have current full-time employment. 

While the example is hyperbolic, some sort of "Fan Experience Captain" or "Player Life Coach" dumbass alignment is absolutely in the realm of reality. And getting popped for a DUI while transporting a hooker and blow between CS and Houston has a pretty decent chance of occurring. I mean, she will be an "influencer/model", but same same.

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6 hours ago, Frank Hammer said:

Yeah, but does he get on his hog and crash it?

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I'm gonna go with a leased corvette. 

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dial it back there, skippy. Folks WANT to believe it because it would be epicly dumb and fun to watch. And the fact is that it IS believable, because it's just the kind of stupid-ass thing that aggy would do.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

While the example is hyperbolic, some sort of "Fan Experience Captain" or "Player Life Coach" dumbass alignment is absolutely in the realm of reality.

I mean, didn't UT hire VY for a similar role? Just sayin'

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3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

I mean, didn't UT hire VY for a similar role? Just sayin'

Vince Young won us a national championship and is akin to the Minister of Culture. He was the ultimate team player and leader while on campus  

Johnny Manziel won them NOTHING and is more like a Minister of Cocaine. When at Texas A&M, he was very open about not going to class and was being paid while playing there, violating NCAA rules. He seems like a fun guy, but is a complete clown who has only ever looked out for himself. 

49 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Johnny Manziel won them NOTHING

Uh, the Fightin' Texum Aggies beat BAMA in Tuscaloosa behind Johnny Football, ya stoopid sip.  They were the only team to beat 'bama that year, making them the de facto co-champs of college football.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, the Fightin' Texum Aggies beat BAMA in Tuscaloosa behind Johnny Football, ya stoopid sip.  They were the only team to beat 'bama that year, making them the de facto co-champs of college football.

But did they make cups?

18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

But did they make cups?

No but oranges were shared.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Uh, the Fightin' Texum Aggies beat BAMA in Tuscaloosa behind Johnny Football, ya stoopid sip.  They were the only team to beat 'bama that year, making them the de facto co-champs of college football.

They beat 0u in the Cotton Bowl, too.

Whoop!

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Looks his CS bar might have closed.

Probably drank up all their inventory.

Developing alcoholics?

This is gonna be a thing after Arch’s first interception and first loss.
10 hours ago, markstanco said:


This is gonna be a thing after Arch’s first interception and first loss.

Which won’t be until he’s in the NFL

On 7/11/2025 at 10:05 PM, DaggerHorns said:

This is a decent one too.

Given that this horse race is heating up, do we make squares? How can we best gamble with each other on these scenarios?

Bingo cards. It’s the only way to be sure. 

🚨ARREST REPORT: Texas A&M football player Le'Veon Moss was arrested around 1 a.m. at Northgate by College Station Police and charged with Disorderly Conduct. The police report KBTX obtained says Moss was observed by an officer making multiple threats to a bystander. 

Police said they, along with Moss's friends, attempted to stop Moss from making more threats to harm the stranger and de-escalate the situation, but he continued to do so and was eventually arrested. 

The report did not say what may have provoked Moss to threaten the unidentified man, but it did say Moss was seen "speaking aggressively" with other people in the area who were attempting to talk to a female who was with him. 

Another person with Moss was also arrested for attempting to interfere with officers as they were taking him into custody. Ledarius Jones was arrested and charged with Interference with Public Duties.

 

50 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

🚨ARREST REPORT: Texas A&M football player Le'Veon Moss was arrested around 1 a.m. at Northgate by College Station Police and charged with Disorderly Conduct. The police report KBTX obtained says Moss was observed by an officer making multiple threats to a bystander. 

Police said they, along with Moss's friends, attempted to stop Moss from making more threats to harm the stranger and de-escalate the situation, but he continued to do so and was eventually arrested. 

The report did not say what may have provoked Moss to threaten the unidentified man, but it did say Moss was seen "speaking aggressively" with other people in the area who were attempting to talk to a female who was with him. 

Another person with Moss was also arrested for attempting to interfere with officers as they were taking him into custody. Ledarius Jones was arrested and charged with Interference with Public Duties.

Sounds like aggy needs to get their local LEO's onboard with the program, here. I'd hate for Moss to miss the UTSA game. This is bad bull

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Different now than it was 5 years ago. These guys are pros now and need to learn to walk away. If there is some internal issue with him, he just exposed himself to let aggy get out of their contract with him. Now, they won’t with him, but I am speaking in general about all the paid players now.

Fighting through cop restraint while threatening somebody else is a bad look. Maybe it's just a single instance in a good life, but it sounds really bad.

But, it's apparently not a felony, anyway.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Flashback to Erricky's conflicts with UTPD.  Dumbasses.

Recall that Ricky’s big problem was that the officer who arrested him was the only person within a 100 mile radius that didn’t know who Ricky Williams was, and he was being a dick because Ricky identified himself as Ricky  

Leveon Moss’s problem was alcohol or some other mind-altering substance. No worries, though. Leveon won’t even sit for a quarter against Samford.

“I said ‘the Louisiana Tech game…’ ” — Kevin Sumlin

18 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Recall that Ricky’s big problem was that the officer who arrested him was the only person within a 100 mile radius that didn’t know who Ricky Williams was, and he was being a dick because Ricky identified himself as Ricky  

Yeah. I think Ricky ran a stop sign or committed some other traffic violation. Not the same.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Fighting through cop restraint while threatening somebody else is a bad look. Maybe it's just a single instance in a good life, but it sounds really bad.

But, it's apparently not a felony, anyway.

Sounds like either he was drunk/high or is an asshole with no impulse control.

Or both.

5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Sounds like aggy needs to get their local LEO's onboard with the program, here. I'd hate for Moss to miss the UTSA game. This is bad bull

Time for another CSPD and ATM athletics BBQ.   Last one was what? 10 years ago?

 

I like how Aggie fans are up in arms over him being arrested at all for a "gesture" when it sounds like it was a bit more than that, including, failing to listen to the Officer  basically telling him to "shut up and walk away"

You would think aggy would embrace it. The last aggy footballer that got into an altercation and was arrested won a Heisman.

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