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14 hours ago, redswingline said:

 

Not sure if anyone saw the Wonder Years, but Cunty has to be Kevin Arnolds (Fred Savage) son, which means Winnie Cooper is his mom and Karen Arnold is his aunt.

Cunty should know that a lot of kids had boners for both his mom and his aunt, including me.

 

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Kevin and Winnie had a trans son? 

39 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Those dorks want to pretend that it doesn't exist but they did produce possibly the dumbest video in history. Featuring the Go Cocks girl

 

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Beta dorks

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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Those dorks want to pretend that it doesn't exist but they did produce possibly the dumbest video in history. Featuring the Go Cocks girl

 

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Yeah, our attitude when joining the SEC was a little different...

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6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I like Marcel is #6 on the ALL TIME list, and the comment is "jury still out".  Holy Shit.  This infers that for the ones below #6,  the jury is in,  and they sucked.   On second thought,  I guess the list is actually pretty accurate.  

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45 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Ah, yes, Ryan Tannehill, "maybe the most talented pure QB."  You know, the talented, pure QB that started for 1.5 seasons out of his four at aggy since he couldn't out-battle Stephen McGee and Jerrod Johnson.  

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9 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Ah, yes, Ryan Tannehill, "maybe the most talented pure QB."  You know, the talented, pure QB that started for 1.5 seasons out of his four at aggy since he couldn't out-battle Stephen McGee and Jerrod Johnson.  

Ah yes Ryan Tannehill who intercepted a combined 9 times in Ls against Ok State, 0U, and Big Brother. 

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8 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Yeah, our attitude when joining the SEC was a little different...

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20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

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Where's the full length clip of that?  My internets is failing me.

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20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Where's the full length clip of that?  My internets is failing me.

 

33 minutes ago, markstanco said:

No you suck at search.

I'm not gonna argue.

The college QB equivalent of a junkyard. 

I remember every one of those guys except Dustin long. Some pretty decent ones and a lot of laughers.
18 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I remember every one of those guys except Dustin long. Some pretty decent ones and a lot of laughers.

Dustin Long? Wasn't he in Dodgeball?

13 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let me guess . . . the Longhorn should be upside down?

 

12 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Duh.

My first thought was that if they flipped the Horns, the rubes would buy them out in 5 minutes.  Texas fans weren’t buying that shit anyway.  Missed opportunity.  

28 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I remember every one of those guys except Dustin long. Some pretty decent ones and a lot of laughers.

I think he was also their ace pitcher on the baseball team. All his passes were low and away. 

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51 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I remember every one of those guys except Dustin long. Some pretty decent ones and a lot of laughers.

Honestly, I had forgotten Hoobastank. Despite the fact that he wasn’t that long ago, he didn’t even play long enough for a cup of coffee. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:


I remember every one of those guys except Dustin long. Some pretty decent ones and a lot of laughers.

IIRC, Dustin Long was their Chance Mock.  

IIRC, Dustin Long was their Chance Mock.  

So he gets drunk and talks shit on twitter?

I just don’t see the talent there.  If their OL stays healthy it should be decent.  Other than that, they look like a 7th or 8th place SEC team to me. 

5 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I just don’t see the talent there.  If their OL stays healthy it should be decent.  Other than that, they look like a 7th or 8th place SEC team to me. 

Dude, 7th or 8th place in the SEC = You are a NC contender!*  Do you even SEC, bro?

 

*Unless you are t.u. and Snakey gives you the easiest schedule evarrrrrr, duh.

17 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I just don’t see the talent there.  If their OL stays healthy it should be decent.  Other than that, they look like a 7th or 8th place SEC team to me. 

If the OL stays healthy, they look like a 6th or 7th place SEC team to me.

Kyler Murray at #15. Didn't he go on to win the Heisman and become the #1 overall pick after he gtfo of College Station?

QBU indeed.

15 hours ago, markstanco said:


I remember every one of those guys except Dustin long. Some pretty decent ones and a lot of laughers.

At least Tannehill has been paid well in the NFL.

Tannehill is one of their best in a while and they had him at WR half of his career

I watched the 2024 A&M game the other day.  They are nowhere near the point where their defensive line depth can sustain an entire game against top tier teams in the conference.  Wisner was great but he also benefitted from their D-Line being completely gassed.  Oh, well.

On 7/30/2025 at 12:23 PM, Beau Vine said:

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This has the Cleveland Browns QB situation written all over it!

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

At least Tannehill has been paid well in the NFL.

His wife’s feet would’ve made 10x his career earnings on Only Fans if she wasn’t giving them away from free. 
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Two seasons ago, as a true freshman at North Carolina State, Concepcion caught 71 passes for 839 yards and 10 touchdowns.

Further, he rushed for 320 yards on 41 carries. He ran jet sweeps. He lined up at running back. He ran out of the wildcat formation.

He didn’t just victimize overmatched non-conference patsies, either. Concepcion had 51 rushing yards and 83 receiving yards in an upset victory over Clemson. That was one of eight games in which he accumulated more than 100 all-purpose yards.

He also rushed for 33 yards and had 63 receiving yards in a 24-3 loss to Duke, which, of course, was then led by A&M coach Mike Elko.

“What an unbelievable play-maker,” Elko said of Concepcion. "When we went up against him as a freshman, he was really doing it all. He was lining up as a slot. They were running a lot of vertical balls with him. He was having a lot of success doing that.

“Then they were bringing him into the backfield and handing him the ball as a running back. They were doing jet sweep stuff with him. He was really just a guy they were trying to put in position to impact the game as a true freshman.”

That year, Concepcion recorded 11 plays that covered 30 yards or more. Seven covered at least 40 yards.

In comparison, A&M hasn’t had a player post that many big plays since Josh Reynolds also had 11 of 30 yards and seven of 40 yards in 2016.

Concepcion’s stats decreased in 2024. That’s likely due to a change to a freshman quarterback. Imagine what the numbers he might post with A&M’s rising quarterback Marcel Reed.

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14 minutes ago, MrBig said:

His wife’s feet would’ve made 10x his career earnings on Only Fans if she wasn’t giving them away from free. 
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22 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dustin Long? Wasn't he in Dodgeball?

And he also was...immamac

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2 hours ago, speed817 said:

Marcel Reed hype.....

 

 

Is that video recent? Because if so, Christ he’s thin. 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Concepcion’s stats decreased in 2024. That’s likely due to a change to a freshman quarterback. Imagine what the numbers he might post with A&M’s rising quarterback Marcel Reed.

So even worse?

27 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Ah, yes.

aggy welcomes themselves to the SEC. Truly embarrassing if they had any pride. What is Bowtie up to these days?

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gomer football team starting the fall camp conditioning drills.

 

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