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12 minutes ago, nnm said:

I love a good salad, but it’s a rookie mistake to gorge at the outstanding salad bar at Taste of Texas or a Brazilian steak restaurant. 

Now we are at a different level of knowledge when you broach Brazilian steak houses. The early rounds of meat, eagerly jumped upon by some, absolutely screams, fucking noobs.

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20 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Salad is what food eats.

Yeah, you would never lower yourself to a taco, wedge, Cobb or potato salad. 

Fucking liar!

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Now we are at a different level of knowledge when you broach Brazilian steak houses. The early rounds of meat, eagerly jumped upon by some, absolutely screams, fucking noobs.

Ain't nothing wrong with a nice slice of sirloin.

9 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah, you would never lower yourself to a taco, wedge, Cobb or potato salad. 

Fucking liar!

Well there are salads, and then there are salads.

 

53 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Your lack of gastro intake capacity and will is disheartening. I understand Elko teaches a class on The Art of Consumption, perhaps you should look into it. 

Ive been trying to watch my girlish figure the last 18 months. 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Salad is what food eats.

I like taco salad. I mean, who doesn't love a 12,000 calorie "salad" in a deep fried crunchy bowl? 

25 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Ive been trying to watch my girlish figure the last 18 months. 

Well, cowboy, that's on you!

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Salad wars, begun they have!

Lettuce all agree to disagree.

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“We would have won in Austin multiple times,” says fan of program who bitched and moaned and whined and cried to ensure they got to host the renewed rivalry in 2024, after we played there to end the Big 12 conference series in 2011

And Texas won both. And didn’t moan and groan about it 

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6 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Salad wars, begun they have!

 

4 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Lettuce all agree to disagree.

 

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Everyone romaine calm.

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You assholes think your punny but your knot 

Trashmaster gonna hammer that ass
20 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Well this thread certainly hit an iceberg wedge. 

Just kale me now.

On 8/11/2025 at 10:05 AM, Hagbard Celine said:

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Jimbo Fisher has 'a lot to give,' eyes college coaching return - ESPN
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Jimbo Fisher, who received a record $76 million buyout after he was fired as Texas A&M football coach in 2023, says he wants to return to the sideline.

Fisher, who recently joined the ACC Network as an analyst, told the "Trials to Triumph" podcast earlier this week that he is looking for "the right situation" to get back into coaching at the college level.

"I'm 59, in great shape and healthy. I've had success everywhere we've ever been," Fisher said. "The end at Texas A&M, it's unfortunate, but we also had the highest-ranked team they ever had there in 2020. Our quarterbacks got hurt. We played with first-team, third-team. ... It was hard to get playcalling and guys around. ... Didn't pan out like we needed to, but I still love it."

Fisher, who was hired by Texas A&M ahead of the 2018 season, later received a 10-year, $95 million deal in 2021. He was fired by the Aggies in November 2023 after going 45-25. Prior to that, he went 83-23 at Florida State, winning the 2013 national title and three consecutive ACC championships from 2012-14.

"Being able to [coach], I would," Fisher told the podcast. "I've won 72% of my games, won 80% of my playoff games. I've been fortunate to win a national championship as a head coach and assistant. I miss the relationships with players. I would be very interested in still doing it. I still think I've got a lot to give. I'd like to get back out there."

Fisher will appear weekly on the "ACC Huddle" on Saturdays on the ACC Network.

Jimbo should decline the money for his next job.  He could say something like "...in order to help the football budget I'll do it for free since I already have enough money". 

 

On 8/12/2025 at 10:11 AM, Zeus said:


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Stupid eventually fixes itself. 

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

Stupid eventually fixes itself. 

True, but some stupidity has a much higher chance of collateral damage in the fix.

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1 hour ago, Tigersnake said:

Well that shit was radicchi-yo

Peas stop. Couple jokes and you idiots think that gives your carrot blanch to just toss anything in. 

 

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8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Notorious cerebral QB Manziel is giving Reed tips on how to QB. More of that, please. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Notorious cerebral QB Manziel is giving Reed tips on how to QB. More of that, please. 

 

 

 

They don't got mike evans anymore

Aggy is like the retarded Chael Sonnen of college football.  At the end of the day, Chael was committed to a bit and his persona was a joke.  Aggy is serious.

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43 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

This thread has really gone potatoes up with all the veggie puns.

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18 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Undefeated in hypothetical matchups.  

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Deloss Dodds retired in 2013. They ducked us every year after that including multiple bowl matchups and offers of renewing the series. They lied the same exact way when their LSU series ended years ago when it was them running and hiding both times. They’re liars and cowards full stop.

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Aggy is like the retarded Chael Sonnen of college football.  At the end of the day, Chael was committed to a bit and his persona was a joke.  Aggy is serious.

Chael never lost a round 

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Chael never lost a round 

He thought it you tapped that meant the round ended not the fight.  He just ran out of time!

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Notorious cerebral QB Manziel is giving Reed tips on how to QB. More of that, please. 

aggy should just hire Johnny 8-Ball as QB coach or an offensive analyst. No pun intended 

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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Eventually they will get in.  Indiana and Arizona state did.  

They will have to expand the playoff to the point that 8-4 teams make the cut.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

They lied the same exact way when their LSU series ended years ago when it was them running and hiding both times. They’re liars and cowards full stop.

LSU bailed on that in the 90s. aggy was actually good back then and beat LSU 5 times in a row, mainly because LSU was coached by Curley Hallman.  They had two more years on the contract and LSU cancelled, using the We-Need-All-NC-Games-at-Home-for-Financial-Reasons excuse.   aggy threatened to sue, but LSU fired Hallman and got a lot better pretty quickly, and then offered to restart the series, but aggy said no.  

Edit: Just found this...

This is from GBH, but the answer is provided by an LSU blogger:

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