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On 8/30/2025 at 8:24 PM, Beau Vine said:

Lulz...

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NOT AGGY! The only thing my undergrad alma mater has in common with the idiots in college station is the agricultural department and we have a badass rodeo team.

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37 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Aggy prepare thy anus.

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ND has some serious speed.  I think all things considered these idiots are still pumping sunshine.  I'm thinking the real score is probably ND by 28-ish.  Aggy always implodes when they play a real team. 

IMO - last night was ND’s last regular season loss.  They will have to be knocked off in the playoffs to win it all.  Same as OSU.  We might get another chance to play them prior to the finals.

Hook’em!!!

4 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Hog hunting on Labor Day. Cheers!

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2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Aggy prepare thy anus.

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Is this their version of a "We're Doomed" thread.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Miraculously, we're still in the top 10!

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What a jackass assuming AI didn’t write his scribble.   If that so, AI is a jackass.

UTSA basically replaced their entire defense.   

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Miraculously, we're still in the top 10!

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So when will he go crickets on his power ranking this year.

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Guess that explains how UTSA’s rb was averaging 11 yds per carry.
20 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Ok maybe some ags not so bad 

 

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Wood! After slaming a 4 pack of Red Bull and a half of bottle of Titos. 

On 9/1/2025 at 12:07 PM, Beau Vine said:

Miraculously, we're still in the top 10!

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I can't believe this is real, but it is.

Aggie didn't even look like the 5th best SEC this weekend.  And Texas rolls them on the ground.

On 8/29/2025 at 7:25 PM, TreatyOak said:

The Station is Lit! Texas A&M is THE number 1 destination for top players in the country and only these few losers have transferred out. QBU!!!!!

 

PLAYERS WHO STARTED AT AGGY BUT HAVE TRANSFERRED TO OTHER SCHOOLS AND WHERE THEY ARE PLAYING: 

WR Noah Thomas (Georgia)

TE Donovan Green (LSU)

EDGE Malick Sylla (Mississippi State)

OL Kam Dewberry (Alabama)

TE Jaden Platt (Arkansas)

DT Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy – South Carolina

Jardin Gilbert – LSU

TE Eli Stowers – Vanderbilt

EDGE LT Overton – Alabama

OL TJ Shanahan (Penn State)

DT Enai White (Penn State)

WR Evan Stewart- Oregon

Ethan Moczulski – Washington

CB Tony Grimes – Purdue

QB Conner Weigman (Houston)

QB Haynes King (Georgia Tech)

QB Jaylen Henderson (West Virginia)

QB Zach Calzada (Kentucky)

DL Samu Taumanupepe – Baylor

OL Colton Thomasson – Baylor

OL PJ Williams – SMU

CB Deuce Harmon – SMU

Jacoby Mathews (Auburn)

RB LJ Johnson Jr.. (Cal)

DL Anthony Lucas (USC)

TE Jake Johnson (UNC)

QB Max Johnson (UNC)

OL Naquil Betrand (Syracuse)

CB Don Saunders – Utah

OL Aki Ogunbiyi – Colorado

WR Cyrus Allen – Cincinnati

OL Bryce Foster (Kansas)

EDGE Elijah Jeudy (Nebraska)

WR Chris Marshall (Boise State)

CB Sam McCall (Georgia State)

WR Jacob Bostick – San Diego State

WR Micah Tease (Tulsa)

OL Hunter Erb (Tulsa)

TE Fernando Garza – Sam Houston

WR Ernest Campbell – Sacramento State

TE Eric Karner – Miami (OH)

DL Marcus Burris – Memphis

LB Chantz Johnson - Texas State

UNLV CB Denver Harris

UTSA LB Shad Banks Jr

This list is very revealing. Look how many great programs are on this list. It's not like these were bad players who ended up at Southeast Miss. Community College. Aggies are able to land highly-ranked players, but they seem to have a problem retaining talent. Many of the players are starting or getting playing time. 

13 hours ago, F250 said:

Wood! 

Nope!

On 8/29/2025 at 10:39 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

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She needs to STFU.  Very few people in sports self-burns themself with her frequency.  

11 minutes ago, markstanco said:

She needs to STFU.  Very few people in sports self-burns themself with her frequency.  

If she were to STFU, we would miss out on said self-ownage

42 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If she were to STFU, we would miss out on said self-ownage

True.  The funniest one from a few years ago with Dave when she compared Texas/Texas a&m to oklahoma to okie state is always good for a laugh. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Says the man whose team can't seem to hold on to QBs.

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

If I had an X account I would ask Billy...would you trade Marcel Reed for Arch, right now?

59 minutes ago, sdm said:

If I had an X account I would ask Billy...would you trade Marcel Reed for Arch, right now?

Absolutely no way he would admit to that.

Publicly.

9 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

This list is very revealing. Look how many great programs are on this list. It's not like these were bad players who ended up at Southeast Miss. Community College. Aggies are able to land highly-ranked players, but they seem to have a problem retaining talent. Many of the players are starting or getting playing time. 

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"This list is very revealing. Look how many great programs are on this list. It's not like these were bad players who ended up at Southeast Miss. Community College. Aggies are able to land highly-ranked players, but they seem to have a problem retaining talent. Many of the players are starting or getting playing time. '

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On 9/2/2025 at 2:04 PM, Pancho said:

 

Says the man whose buddy won the Heisman by beating not one but TWO FCS schools in the same season.  Yes, he did beat Bama on the road that year too.

Hook’em!!!

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On 9/2/2025 at 2:12 PM, TrashMaster G said:

If anyone would know about moving goalposts, it's Looch.

Txags goal posts…..

 

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9 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Says the man whose buddy won the Heisman by beating not one but TWO FCS schools in the same season.  Yes, he did beat Bama on the road that year too.

Hook’em!!!

Yea, in an early game the week after Bama had a war at LSU and slept through the first half vs aggy because they had no respect for them whatsoever, bit them in the ass. 

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

Yea, in an early game the week after Bama had a war at LSU and slept through the first half vs aggy because they had no respect for them whatsoever, bit them in the ass. 

Ags got a little ahead of themselves after that game.

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On 9/2/2025 at 1:43 PM, markstanco said:

True.  The funniest one from a few years ago with Dave when she compared Texas/Texas a&m to oklahoma to okie state is always good for a laugh. 

Actually, I think that idiot compared the Texas-aggy rivalry to Michigan/Ohio State and DP correctly said it was more akin to Oklahoma/Oklahoma State.

19 hours ago, C-Man said:

Actually, I think that idiot compared the Texas-aggy rivalry to Michigan/Ohio State and DP correctly said it was more akin to Oklahoma/Oklahoma State.

Could have sworn it was Michigan vs Michigan State, but its been a long while since I've watched it.

Reed injured.  Walked off the field, then taken to the locker room later.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Reed injured.  Walked off the field, then taken to the locker room later.

The reverse Willis Reed

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Well, look what Jimbo is doing now. He’s an analyst for ACC network.

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He really should embrace this gravy train job. Good for him

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Could have sworn it was Michigan vs Michigan State, but its been a long while since I've watched it.

If you don't dive into the numbers.  SAP but I believe Sparty has more national titles than the Aggies have top 5 finishes.

1 minute ago, notre dame joe said:

If you don't dive into the numbers.  SAP but I believe Sparty has more national titles than the Aggies have top 5 finishes.

Fuck aggy. I hope y'all teach 'em a lesson next week in South Bend.

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51 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Who could have ever seen this coming? Shocking!

"Check him over" = "Put some Tussin' on it"

42 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Fuck aggy. I hope y'all teach 'em a lesson next week in South Bend.

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It is in my DNA to always hope ND loses.... 

Almost... always. 

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2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

We are all Catholics next week.

 

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54 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

We are all Catholics next week.

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