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3 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Deus Impios Puniat

"May God punish the wicked" for those of us who skipped the Latin mass

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16 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Deus Impios Puniat

A tuis labres ad Deum aures

 

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4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

We are all Catholics next week.

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4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

We are all Catholics next week.

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6 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Agricolae Stulti ab Hivernicis Pugnacibus delendi sunt

Semper ubi sub ubi

Somehow I missed that Bronco Mendenhall was the HC at Utah State. I thought he did some good stuff at BYU and should have either left earlier to a bigger P5 school or just stayed in BYU. Virginia has been a stupidly tough place to win since George Welsh tapered off. It seems like it should be a better job than it is. It’s a top school in a cool city in a state with decent talent and plenty in the near environs. The alums don’t seem to care though and I can’t imagine NIL is good.

The wheels are really gonna come off if Reed gets injured at all.  If he is healthy 8-4 seems about right. All of a sudden MSU is a bigger problem and Florida not as much. 

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Bronco Mendenhall

He’s had one of the strangest HC paths I’ve ever seen. 
 

UNM associate HFBC (HC in waiting under Rocky Long)—>BYU—>UVA—>commentator—>UNM—>Ut St.  UVA must have been really toxic. And then a return to UNM was the best he could do?  Then USU?  Is that really a step up over UNM?  

There must have been some strange things going on in his personal life for that kind of journey. 

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

He’s had one of the strangest HC paths I’ve ever seen. 
 

UNM associate HFBC (HC in waiting under Rocky Long)—>BYU—>UVA—>commentator—>UNM—>Ut St.  UVA must have been really toxic. And then a return to UNM was the best he could do?  Then USU?  Is that really a step up over UNM?  

There must have been some strange things going on in his personal life for that kind of journey. 

He is LDS and I’m pretty sure that would have been a culture clash with both the bourbon set and the nerd set at UVA. UVA for years wanted to be Harvard all week and then Alabama on Saturday, but the Harvard set usually won fights.  It’s a hard job. A really hard job for institutional reasons. 
 

If he was going to be successful at NM he was going to have to go and raid Utah, Arizona, Colorado for recruits and he can likely do that easier at Utah State. NM has woeful high school football. And he gets to be at home and close to grandkids as he winds down his career. 
 

I think he’s a case of a guy who got the perfect job for him (BYU) and only realized it after he left. 

18 hours ago, DaysOff said:

We are all Catholics next week.

I hope I get to be an adult one...

Does this Bill Connelly guy have a head injury?  Picks A&M for the playoffs and no Texas, also surprising amount of ESPN guys have them picked.  

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6 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Does this Bill Connelly guy have a head injury?  Picks A&M for the playoffs and no Texas, also surprising amount of ESPN guys have them picked.  

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ESPN has some kinda weird affinity for aggy. I can't get my head around it, either.

15 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

ESPN has some kinda weird affinity for aggy. I can't get my head around it, either.

Rollercoaster fetish.

17 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

ESPN has some kinda weird affinity for aggy. I can't get my head around it, either.

 

All media does. 

I suspect it’s because they just like their “traditions” and think it’s cool so they associate that with the good things of college football. My conspiracy theory take is they just want someone—anyone—in the state of Texas to be better that UT so they can bash on Texas because that brings in ratings. It’s why they were jizzing themselves at the thought of the Texas/A&M rivalry resuming and the first game being at Kyle. You never hear media/podcast bros jizz at the thought of Texas/A&M being played at Texas, it’s always they want to see that game at Kyle because “it’s cool” and the whole win/loss record thing just amazingly escapes them.

A lot of people in entertainment media are gay and it’s widely known that college station has the best glory hole scene in America 

24 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

ESPN has some kinda weird affinity for aggy. I can't get my head around it, either.

My conspiracy theory is that they whine, lobby, and ultimately pay for extra media coverage. 

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Gonna add this one, just so you can compare it to the Texas writeup:

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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Gonna add this one, just so you can compare it to the Texas writeup:

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

ESPN has some kinda weird affinity for aggy. I can't get my head around it, either.

54 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Rollercoaster fetish.

49 minutes ago, Pancho said:

All media does. 

I suspect it’s because they just like their “traditions” and think it’s cool so they associate that with the good things of college football.

the aggy herd goes 2 ways:

they generate guaranteed clicks and views

or

they bitch in unison en masse in numbers unheard of for any other fanbase

i recall 10 or 15 years ago there was a tv broadcast controversy where aggy were slighted by a prior game running over and dallas and houston stations did not cut over to aggy and it resulted in 350000 yes let me spell that out - three hundred and fifty thousand - complaints

the media has learned: pretend aggy are normal and feed their delusion of relevance and avoid advertiser angry letters about bad pub generated by telling aggy truth

regarding traditions.....

for their first 12 years in the sec, before aggy home games, the ministry talking points on dogs, milkmen and the e.king gill fabricated fantasy, which were handed over in broadcast team production meetings the day before the broadcast, were mindlessly parroted by the announcers, and aggy were happy

when we joined last year, the mindless parroting stopped

It is my dream that one day UT will be ranked higher than aggy in Harmon's rankings. It will mean we've finally arrived.

Until then, I gently weep under my Winnie The Pooh blanket. 

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17 hours ago, randomhorn said:

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Hits close..had a glorious weekend in Derry recently.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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Gonna add this one, just so you can compare it to the Texas writeup:

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"I'm not sure this makes you feel any better about what Texas looks like this year after a truly horrid opener."

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22 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

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7 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Does this Bill Connelly guy have a head injury?  

Bill is their stats guy and typically doesn't offer up opinion, only rankings.  I'm curious if there was some metric showing aggy to be very strong that he's basing that on.

43 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Bill is their stats guy and typically doesn't offer up opinion, only rankings.  I'm curious if there was some metric showing aggy to be very strong that he's basing that on.

Maybe he has a fetish for ugly brown riding boots?

9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Does this Bill Connelly guy have a head injury?  Picks A&M for the playoffs and no Texas, also surprising amount of ESPN guys have them picked.  

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Honestly, my money is on typo.  Hype or not, the internet is forever and he will be excoriated for this when aTm reverts to the norm.

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

That tweet will wear out well here soon enough...like clockwork every damn year.

 

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Bill is their stats guy and typically doesn't offer up opinion, only rankings.  I'm curious if there was some metric showing aggy to be very strong that he's basing that on.

On paper they always look better….  Number 1 recruiting class, expected best D-Line ever for a few years in a row, Desmond Howard’s playoff team, ect.  

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10 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

A lot of people in entertainment media are gay and it’s widely known that college station has the best glory hole scene in America 

You seem to know a lot about this.

14 hours ago, Mittens said:

Bill is their stats guy and typically doesn't offer up opinion, only rankings.  I'm curious if there was some metric showing aggy to be very strong that he's basing that on.

Seems he puts a lot of stock in returning players even if they sucked. Aggy wheelhouse 

12 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

That is equal parts hilarious and pathetic.

That whole campus, including the athletic department, has tiny dick syndrome. 

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That is equal parts hilarious and pathetic.

That whole campus, including the athletic department, has tiny dick syndrome. 

But, aggy soccer is now 3-1-3 after dropping their last game to TCU. Whoop!

34 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

What could go wrong?

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Elko declined to say what Reed injured but indicated he’d play next week when the Aggies visit No. 9 Notre Dame.

 

“I fully anticipate Marcel being fine,” he said.

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FORT WORTH – The No. 4 TCU women's soccer, behind a goal in the 86th minute by AJ Hennessey, defeated rival Texas A&M, 2-1, on Sunday night at Garvey-Rosenthal Soccer Stadium.

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On 9/7/2025 at 10:03 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

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Gonna add this one, just so you can compare it to the Texas writeup:

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"Texas struggled with lowly San Jose State.  This is indisputable evidence that the Longhorns are terrible."

"Georgia struggled with lowly Austin Peay.  These things sometimes happen with championship caliber teams."

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I could not find what this is from and would like to know.

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