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20 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

I love it. Congratulations, aggy, for winning the first week of September! 

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Little more CR than we'd like to see on the Football board, but aggy gonna aggy:

 

10 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

South Bend is in a valley bellow a mountain range? Silly aggy…..

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Lived 10 years in Chicago, the mountain passes heading south east past Gary were know to be treacherous in winter. Indiana isn't know as the Mountain State for no reason.

6 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Little more CR than we'd like to see on the Football board, but aggy gonna aggy:

 

Well, duh!! Take it to where it belongs.

They sure were hyping this game Sun night on NBC. I'm sure it will go fine for aggy, facing a top 10 team on the road who's hungry and licking their wounds from a tough 3-point loss.

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It's not news to Texas A&M fans that the Texas Longhorns have been given one of the easiest schedules in the SEC this year and last.

The Southeastern Conference is the premier football conference in the nation, of course, but depending on your home and road splits, as well as matchups, you can still get a very easy slate. On that note, only the Missouri Tigers definitively have an easier go of things this year than the newcomer Texas Longhorns— a fact that even Texas fans are starting to recognize.


You would think those fans would know better, though, than to brag about this relatively soft slate of games, however. But that ostensibly is not how those wearing burnt orange have decided to act; instead, they have take the tack of... somehow bragging about it?

Texas fans bragging about softer-than-soft SEC schedule as Aggie fans laugh at them
This is a remarkable observation that frames well the way things have unfolded with regard to scheduling:

Read that again. Texas plays all of the unranked teams in the conference, meaning that while nearly three-quarters of the conference is ranked right now, the Longhorns somehow have less than half of their SEC slate made up of those ranked teams.

Aggie fans, of course, were letting the 'Horns hear it.

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It is jarring to see the slate that the Longhorns got compared to that of their fellow newcomers, the Oklahoma Sooners. Every single opponent on the Sooners' conference schedule is currently ranked in the top 25, which is pretty shocking in comparison.

 

Fans will just have to wait and see if the conference decides to put things right with the new scheduling philosophy next year. If the Longhorns once again get an uber-soft slate like this, there will be a lot of questions circulating about fairness in putting together these schedules.

 

The novelty has worn off of Graham the surly troll. 

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Our conference schedule would be stronger if we didn't have to play A&M.

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Little more CR than we'd like to see on the Football board, but aggy gonna aggy:

 

I read the first several posts. They are lock-step almost to a man to one side of the political spectrum. It seeps into everything they do. Just about no dissent. That's the Aggie thing about it. Around most places, many viewpoints are represented and voiced. There? Not so much.

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

South Bend is in a valley bellow a mountain range? Silly aggy…..

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Was this generated by A&M? Looks like anyone could have AI-ed it. The get so fucking far ahead of themselves. Imagine their peers Michigan State or South Carolina or Virginia Tech publishing something like this. 

Maybe they mean the road to basking in ND's glory.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Make up your mind, dude, is the SEC a gauntlet or do a select number of teams not measure up?

I can't keep track of the permutations in Graham's mind. But, I suspect he can't either. Fuck aggy and/or the Surly troll who writes his column.

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On 9/7/2025 at 11:31 AM, DFW Horn said:

ESPN has some kinda weird affinity for aggy. I can't get my head around it, either.

But...ESiPN?!?

On 9/7/2025 at 11:51 AM, Pancho said:

 

All media does. 

I suspect it’s because they just like their “traditions” and think it’s cool so they associate that with the good things of college football. My conspiracy theory take is they just want someone—anyone—in the state of Texas to be better that UT so they can bash on Texas because that brings in ratings. It’s why they were jizzing themselves at the thought of the Texas/A&M rivalry resuming and the first game being at Kyle. You never hear media/podcast bros jizz at the thought of Texas/A&M being played at Texas, it’s always they want to see that game at Kyle because “it’s cool” and the whole win/loss record thing just amazingly escapes them.

I have it on good authority that the Media hates aggie and love the Horns!

-source: Aggie

On 9/7/2025 at 12:03 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

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Gonna add this one, just so you can compare it to the Texas writeup:

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I know it's a troll, but jesus...I'm not even upset about the Texas ranking...but putting aggie 3?  

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Make up your mind, dude, is the SEC a gauntlet or do a select number of teams not measure up?

I can't keep track of the permutations in Graham's mind. But, I suspect he can't either. Fuck aggy and/or the Surly troll who writes his column.

You see they don't have to...it was ONLY an "SEC Gauntlet" until Texas showed up and ruined it.  Now it's a weak conference because of us.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Make up your mind, dude, is the SEC a gauntlet or do a select number of teams not measure up?

I can't keep track of the permutations in Graham's mind. But, I suspect he can't either. Fuck aggy and/or the Surly troll who writes his column.

Well, maybe some days are busier than others for an up and coming future Pulitzer prize winner. Life is a round circle my man. In some aspects the SEC is a gauntlet, is some it is not. We don't live in a binary world. 

I am not Graham, just respect the effort. 

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4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I am not Graham, just respect the effort. 

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The media does this same wash, rinse, repeat every year with the aggies. Always. None of them actually believe it unless you're window licker Desmond Howard-level. 

It serves two purposes -

1) It makes 8&4 feel special that they have the media pumping them up 

2) It gets people talking on their boards about it, which drives up revenue and get more eyeballs on the TV, even if it's the people like us who are in the wtf kind of shitty crack are they smoking? 

41 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

The media does this same wash, rinse, repeat every year with the aggies. Always. None of them actually believe it unless you're window licker Desmond Howard-level. 

It serves two purposes -

1) It makes 8&4 feel special that they have the media pumping them up 

2) It gets people talking on their boards about it, which drives up revenue and get more eyeballs on the TV, even if it's the people like us who are in the wtf kind of shitty crack are they smoking? 

You missed probably the most important one:

3) It keeps the cult from from issuing a fatwa, thus reducing incoming traffic via email, text, phone calls, boycott threats and sternly worded snail mail letters. 

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8 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Lived 10 years in Chicago, the mountain passes heading south east past Gary were know to be treacherous in winter. Indiana isn't know as the Mountain State for no reason.

Back in my P&G days, people always wanted to ski the ‘top ski hill in the Midwest’! A 300 ft vertical ski hill about 45 minutes outside Cincinnati.

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37 minutes ago, BigDSteve said:

Back in my P&G days, people always wanted to ski the ‘top ski hill in the Midwest’! A 300 ft vertical ski hill about 45 minutes outside Cincinnati.

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What the hell do they need 5 chair lifts for, with 300’ of elevation?!?  Just walk the damn thing!

1 hour ago, BigDSteve said:

Back in my P&G days, people always wanted to ski the ‘top ski hill in the Midwest’! A 300 ft vertical ski hill about 45 minutes outside Cincinnati.

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Well, that sounds a bit over my level but I've crushed the 225 vert at Swiss Valley in Michigan:

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42 minutes ago, nnm said:

What the hell do they need 5 chair lifts for, with 300’ of elevation?!?  Just walk the damn thing!

Lol, Wilmot, owned by the same company as Vail (not kidding) has 11 plus 2 "tube run" lifts for its "230" vertical feet. Pretty sure it was build on a landfill. When I went there it was 1 and a bar with some burgers. 

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It's the aggie version of Vail.

Well, that sounds a bit over my level but I've crushed the 225 vert at Swiss Valley in Michigan:
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super intense
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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, that sounds a bit over my level but I've crushed the 225 vert at Swiss Valley in Michigan:

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On 9/7/2025 at 11:55 AM, Navin R. Johnson said:

A lot of people in entertainment media are gay and it’s widely known that college station has the best glory hole scene in America 

 

On 9/7/2025 at 10:22 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

You seem to know a lot about this.

It appears Navin finally found out what his special purpose is for. 

I thought Glory Hole Harmon said nobody watches Texas games:

 

Highest-rated games of Week 2:

Michigan-Oklahoma (ABC): 9.700M

Ole Miss-Kentucky (ABC): 4.800M

Iowa-Iowa State (FOX): 4.278M

San Jose State-Texas (ABC): 3.700M

Delaware-Colorado (FOX): 2.685M

Oklahoma State-Oregon (CBS): 2.320M

Illinois-Duke (ESPN): 2.007M

Grambling-Ohio State (BTN): 1.831M

Kansas-Missouri (ESPN2): 1.812M

Boston College-Michigan State (NBC): 1.643M

11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, that sounds a bit over my level but I've crushed the 225 vert at Swiss Valley in Michigan:

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that things got enough slope to make a bunny blush 

 

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20 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Our conference schedule would be stronger if we didn't have to play A&M.

Whatever, idiot.  They are the 3rd best team in the secsecsec!  SOS boost.

9 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Just beat the shit out of the aggies, that's all I really care about. 

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48 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

The aggy bootlicking is nauseating 

How they always, and forever, will let down their fans?

39 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I thought Glory Hole Harmon said nobody watches Texas games:

 

Highest-rated games of Week 2:

Michigan-Oklahoma (ABC): 9.700M

Ole Miss-Kentucky (ABC): 4.800M

Iowa-Iowa State (FOX): 4.278M

San Jose State-Texas (ABC): 3.700M

Delaware-Colorado (FOX): 2.685M

Oklahoma State-Oregon (CBS): 2.320M

Illinois-Duke (ESPN): 2.007M

Grambling-Ohio State (BTN): 1.831M

Kansas-Missouri (ESPN2): 1.812M

Boston College-Michigan State (NBC): 1.643M

Did Texas really have the 4th most watched game of the weekend?  Playing San Jose St?  Man they got some drawing power...

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Whatever, idiot.  They are the 3rd best team in the secsecsec!  SOS boost.

Well based on the SEC standings they're 11th and Mississippi St(which has a MUCH better win) is quite a bit higher.

 

TBF, Texas is like 14th, lol.

12 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, that sounds a bit over my level but I've crushed the 225 vert at Swiss Valley in Michigan:

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11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:


super intense

Black cubic zirconium trail?

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Did Texas really have the 4th most watched game of the weekend?  Playing San Jose St?  Man they got some drawing power...

4th most watched of what is captured.  Nielsen data doesn't cover games on SECN, ACCN, ESPN News, CBSSN  and any ESPN+ or Peacock games.

3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

The aggy bootlicking is nauseating 

Well, they have to win a road game against a ranked team at some point, right?

Right??

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On 9/9/2025 at 11:20 AM, Nueces River Rat said:

South Bend is in a valley bellow a mountain range? Silly aggy…..

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OK... guess I'll be the one to do it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

The aggy bootlicking is nauseating 

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