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You people are some crazy shit. 
 

Just saying what needs to be said. 

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31 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

You people are some crazy shit. 
 

Just saying what needs to be said. 

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52 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

You people are some crazy shit. 
 

Just saying what needs to be said. 

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You people are some crazy shit. 
 
Just saying what needs to be said. 

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1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

You people are some crazy shit. 
 

Just saying what needs to be said. 

 

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2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

You people are some crazy shit. 
 

Just saying what needs to be said. 

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This is why you use fingerprint or face ID.

 

 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

This is why you use fingerprint or face ID.

 

 

 

 

 

If you’re gonna smuggle alcoholic beverages into a football game, why the hell would you choose coors light?!?

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

If you’re gonna smuggle alcoholic beverages into a football game, why the hell would you choose coors light?!?

If you’re smuggling beers in your pants into a September game in Texas, why waste the good stuff? Gonna be warm and rank anyway. 

21 minutes ago, nnm said:

If you’re gonna smuggle alcoholic beverages into a football game, why the hell would you choose coors light?!?

Why are you asking that some of these people exercise critical thinking?

They fuck sheep and practice yelling.

3 hours ago, nnm said:

If you’re gonna smuggle alcoholic beverages into a football game, why the hell would you choose coors light?!?

They think the epitome of fine dining is Red Lobster. 

On 9/25/2025 at 8:41 AM, BurntEyes said:

You're a complete idoit! Bigfoot doesn't exist. Texas uses gay aliens to steal signals.

We don't steal signals, silly. We just have superior...

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6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Yep and they clap back with “nice to see you watching us win” without the humility to admit it’s pretty fucking stupid. 

1 hour ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

A&M opening up as 13.5 point favorites over State.

No way they don't cover.

Is Vegas just giving money away these days?  What do they know that we don’t?

23 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Is Vegas just giving money away these days?  What do they know that we don’t?

Not sure, State is 5-0 ATS so far this season. Do they think a tough home loss will leave them in shambles against A&M defense? I think State has a decent secondary, but unsure of their run defense.

Le'Veon seems to be their leading running back.  I know him , when I first met him I asked if he was a DB , he's a big dude.  He always calls me ma'am LOL

2 hours ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

A&M opening up as 13.5 point favorites over State.

No way they don't cover.

Silly. Take the points. State isn’t bad at all. They may not win but it’ll be close. 

1 hour ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

Not sure, State is 5-0 ATS so far this season. Do they think a tough home loss will leave them in shambles against A&M defense? I think State has a decent secondary, but unsure of their run defense.

Only thing they can think I guess. 

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Silly. Take the points. State isn’t bad at all. They may not win but it’ll be close. 

I was being sarcastic. I think they win with points.

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3 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I’d take State and the points.  I think they’ll not only cover, but win

A&M defense is a dumpster fire. I don't know too much about State's defense, but I'll bet Shapen tears their LB and DB's to shreds. This may be a game that goes back and forth, but I don't see aggy dominating by 14. 

Moss is damn good between the tackles, so they'll have to game plan for him. Reed...is at least serviceable. Rueben Owens is still dog shit. Amari Daniels is pretty, pretty bad at his job. They do have a really good WR in Concepcion, but he can't take over a game. 

This will be an interesting game to follow. I may actually watch an aggy game. Their ranking is obviously too high, but that's what the roller-coaster and October is for. 

i've seen the 2nd half of the game

i can't figure out which if any of those defenses are actually worth a shit

obviously barn's offense is bad

the aggy O that put up 7? scores in southbend should have obliterated barn

at home

17 hours ago, Drew said:

Yep and they clap back with “nice to see you watching us win” without the humility to admit it’s pretty fucking stupid. 

For morons, any retort is a good retort. You can also read the moronicity when the "retort" becomes all any of them can come up with. Still, they launch it as though it's devastating just like they think the horns down is badass.

11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i've seen the 2nd half of the game

i can't figure out which if any of those defenses are actually worth a shit

obviously barn's offense is bad

the aggy O that put up 7? scores in southbend should have obliterated barn

at home

A few aggy comments on FB , the SEC Refs were ordered to slant their calls in favor of Auburn thanks to the OU debacle.   That's why they couldn't get that awesome offense going.   

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1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

A few aggy comments on FB , the SEC Refs were ordered to slant their calls in favor of Auburn thanks to the OU debacle.   That's why they couldn't get that awesome offense going.   

Yes, lets cost an undefeated top 10 SEC team a game in favor a team who's probably going to fire their coach.

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6 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

A few aggy comments on FB , the SEC Refs were ordered to slant their calls in favor of Auburn thanks to the OU debacle.   That's why they couldn't get that awesome offense going.   

Ahhhh. Got it.

21 hours ago, Bevoette said:

Le'Veon seems to be their leading running back.  I know him , when I first met him I asked if he was a DB , he's a big dude.  He always calls me ma'am LOL

That's some bold talk there.

On 9/25/2025 at 8:41 AM, BurntEyes said:

You're a complete idoit! Bigfoot doesn't exist. Texas uses gay aliens to steal signals.

Tha fuck you talking about?  My profile picture is of Bigfoot.

13 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Goddamn there really isnt a damn thing to do in that shit hole, huh? Its like one bigass higg school

Goddamn there really isnt a damn thing to do in that shit hole, huh? Its like one bigass higg school

Well, there is also cow tipping, sheep fucking, and the sacrificial ritual of log stacking!
Miss Reveille IX, the beloved former mascot of Texas A&M University, passed away on Saturday, September 27, 2025, due to complications from pneumonia. 
Key details about her passing:
  • Announcement: The announcement was made by the Commandant of the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets, Retired Lt. Gen. James Bierman Jr..
  • Service: Reveille IX served as the official mascot, or "First Lady of Aggieland," from May 2015 until her retirement in April 2021.
  • Legacy: As the official mascot, Reveille is considered the highest-ranking member of the Corps of Cadets. Upon her passing, the university and the Corps expressed an immense sense of loss for the symbol of the Aggie spirit.

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1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

She’s in a better place now….

She's crossed the rainbow bridge and licking the peanut butter off E King Gil for the rest of eternity.

She's crossed the rainbow bridge and licking the peanut butter off E King Gil for the rest of eternity.

Damn, and I thought all dogs went to Heaven.
On 9/27/2025 at 9:52 PM, nnm said:

If you’re gonna smuggle alcoholic beverages into a football game, why the hell would you choose coors light?!?

Probably cause it’s light and wouldn’t be as noticeable!?  aggy aggy aggy

RIP, Ms. Rev

I hope you kept your yap shut in class. Too many of your corps turd keepers needed more schoolin'.

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On 9/29/2025 at 5:27 PM, miguelito said:

That's some bold talk there.

Oops  😁

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RIP, Ms. Rev
I hope you kept your yap shut in class. Too many of your corps turd keepers needed more schoolin'.
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Yet one more reason these people suck. They can’t even understand who should follow, and who should lead.

Stay off the grass damn sips!  But I was on a bare dirt walk path?

Hook’em!!!

2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Stay off the grass damn sips!  But I was on a bare dirt walk path?

Hook’em!!!

It's hard to find lush, well-maintained grass anywhere on that campus, which is odd for an ag school.

38 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

It's hard to find lush, well-maintained grass anywhere on that campus, which is odd for an ag school.

They have 200,000 undergradutes running amok.

On 9/30/2025 at 8:17 AM, DaggerHorns said:

She’s in a better place now….

I thought she was now campus trapped in a box under 6 feet of aggy dirt, facing the doggie scoreboard.

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