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On 9/30/2025 at 11:21 AM, DFW Horn said:

RIP, Ms. Rev

I hope you kept your yap shut in class. Too many of your corps turd keepers needed more schoolin'.

 

Is more schoolin' at texas a&m really going to help?

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Hearne?

As someone who’s been to Hearne, Franklin and BCS… none are better than the other. They are all a special kind of hell.

Elko's got jokes...

Texas A&M is currently one of the most penalized teams in college football, averaging close to ten per game. In their four games this season, they've committed 38 penalties for just over 77 yards per game.

Now in his fourth season as a head coach (two at Duke and now in year two at A&M), plus six stops as a defensive coordinator, Elko shared he's no stranger to creative strategies to fixing penalties issues.

With players getting NIL deals and revenue sharing opportunities now, he and the Aggies staff are rolling out a unique approach that had traditionally been reserved for professional sports.

"Alright, so I'll let you guys in on something," Elko started his response off when asked about their approach to limit penalties.

"I have tried all kinds of things. So, today, what we started was the Texas A&M Football Coaches Cabo Fund. So what is going to happen now is every time one of our players gets a penalty, they are going to contribute to the Coaches Cabo Fund."

"So we will see if that works," he added with a grin, as chuckles from the media could be heard in the background.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

"I have tried all kinds of things. So, today, what we started was the Texas A&M Football Coaches Cabo Fund. So what is going to happen now is every time one of our players gets a penalty, they are going to contribute to the Coaches Cabo Fund."

That’s actually a great idea  

 

 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

That’s actually a great idea  

 

 

Brandon Baker would be broke. 

Jimbo, sitting on his coach, is still in the in the top 30 for yearly salary lol 

Jimbo, sitting on his coach, is still in the in the top 30 for yearly salary lol 

Sounds like coach cuck is even more kinky, NTTIATWWT!
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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I thought Anthony Munoz retired that trophy

15 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

Doubt Miss St has enough to win that game.

Probably...but to stay within 12?  Sure...

12 hours ago, Pancho said:

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That's an objectively ugly stadium. Like for real?

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Helo has his own award he gives out? 

Is that video supposed to be emotional or inspirational?  For what?  They changed their cheerleaders' outfits?  Good lord.

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14 hours ago, Pancho said:


 

scary black end zone and mid-field logo.  ooh, scary black uni's coming?   oh no!   Bet aggy by 100

9 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Aggy Olympus Has Fallen:
 

 

I'm not sure I know what this is -- I know I don't care -- but are these special little uniforms to "light up the night" with cute glow in the dark white letters?

And then the game will be during the day?

Not that aggy would ever do anything that stupid.

1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Aggy Olympus Has Fallen:
 


 

Holy shit. A gift that keeps on giving. 

and the comments are predictably filled with angry aggys

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

and the comments are predictably filled with angry aggys

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Oh Cody....it ain't forced.....

26 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

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Shouldn't that yellow dog be shorter?

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

and the comments are predictably filled with angry aggys

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I see Diego and Cody are ignorant aggy wannabes, since they keep repeating the same aggy lies.

Right, @Randolph Duke ? 👎

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Blackout aggy is fierce!

 

This stupid shit looks like it takes place on Geidi Prime, the Harkonnen home world from Dune.

On 10/2/2025 at 5:38 PM, DFW Horn said:

I thought Anthony Munoz retired that trophy

Munoz also played baseball...he pitched at USC

It took those dorks all of one week in the top 10, and they're already crowing about how they've earned their spot in the elite ranks. While the entire rest of the world is thinking

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9 hours ago, Blotto said:

It took those dorks all of one week in the top 10, and they're already crowing about how they've earned their spot in the elite ranks. While the entire rest of the world is thinking

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Take a look at Texas teams and weeks in the top-10 in this millennium. TAMU probably finishes at least 5th. And only one of those teams above them is a blue blood. A top-10 ranking, a top-10 finish, does not make one elite or a blue blood. 

21 hours ago, Noodles said:

Is that video supposed to be emotional or inspirational?  For what?  They changed their cheerleaders' outfits?  Good lord.

No. It’s a new kind of tradition. 

 

aggy is an expert at new turditions

On 10/2/2025 at 5:24 PM, Revolution512 said:

Doubt Miss St has enough to win that game.

Tennessee is a better team than Aggie and they struggled mightily.

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Goddamn. These guys are weird. 

Water is also wet and the sun rises in the east.

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