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15 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Blackout aggy is fierce!

 

Well at least they look more masculine and not as g...??? What the hell am I thinking, no color change nothing they could do would ever change that aspect of aggy...

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This stupid shit looks like it takes place on Geidi Prime, the Harkonnen home world from Dune.
Geidi Prime is whiter than Aggy
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On 10/3/2025 at 9:13 AM, Drew said:

Probably...but to stay within 12?  Sure...

That's an objectively ugly stadium. Like for real?

They tore down the tackle box just so they could replace it with... another tackle box.

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For a school that prides themselves on thousands of traditions, you’d never know it by what their football team wears. 

The tradition is never winning anything. 

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Well at least they look more masculine and not as g...??? What the hell am I thinking, no color change nothing they could do would ever change that aspect of aggy...

Nope, the color change doesn't make gay masculine.

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https://www.kbtx.com/2025/10/04/texas-am-breaks-ground-250m-aplin-center/

Texas A&M breaks ground on $250M Aplin Center

This first-of-its-kind, nearly 212,000 square feet immersive learning hub will not only benefit A&M faculty and staff, but the Bryan-College Station and the greater State of Texas.

“This isn’t just a Texas A&M College Station thing,” said Aplin. “This is Texas- heck, this is the entire country.”

Aplin made this project possible with the single largest donation in Texas A&M history. His $60 million donation made the Aplin Center possible.

“We’re going to have curriculums, especially during the summer, where you can come get accreditation courses and different things. So, it won’t just be Aggies,” he explained.

 

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8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

https://www.kbtx.com/2025/10/04/texas-am-breaks-ground-250m-aplin-center/

Texas A&M breaks ground on $250M Aplin Center

This first-of-its-kind, nearly 212,000 square feet immersive learning hub will not only benefit A&M faculty and staff, but the Bryan-College Station and the greater State of Texas.

“This isn’t just a Texas A&M College Station thing,” said Aplin. “This is Texas- heck, this is the entire country.”

Aplin made this project possible with the single largest donation in Texas A&M history. His $60 million donation made the Aplin Center possible.

“We’re going to have curriculums, especially during the summer, where you can come get accreditation courses and different things. So, it won’t just be Aggies,” he explained.

 

 

Quote from that article that caught my eye:

"The space will also serve as a visitor’s center and will be the largest mass timber building in the entire nation. All the wood used will be sourced in Texas, according to Chancellor Hegar."

 

...Aggy and building with large amounts of timber...what could possibly go wrong??

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3 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Quote from that article that caught my eye:

"The space will also serve as a visitor’s center and will be the largest mass timber building in the entire nation. All the wood used will be sourced in Texas, according to Chancellor Hegar."

 

...Aggy and building with large amounts of timber...what could possibly go wrong??

thats evil!

On 10/5/2025 at 11:58 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

https://www.kbtx.com/2025/10/04/texas-am-breaks-ground-250m-aplin-center/

Texas A&M breaks ground on $250M Aplin Center

This first-of-its-kind, nearly 212,000 square feet immersive learning hub will not only benefit A&M faculty and staff, but the Bryan-College Station and the greater State of Texas.

“This isn’t just a Texas A&M College Station thing,” said Aplin. “This is Texas- heck, this is the entire country.”

Aplin made this project possible with the single largest donation in Texas A&M history. His $60 million donation made the Aplin Center possible.

“We’re going to have curriculums, especially during the summer, where you can come get accreditation courses and different things. So, it won’t just be Aggies,” he explained.

 

 

Imagine spending hundreds of millions on an ugly football stadium that is never even remotely full and then you milk your lead donor for money to build a 200,000 square foot "timber building".  Priorities.

Oh also imagine your most visible mega-donor being a guy who was smart enough to realize people need gas for their cars and he could sell it to them.

aggy seems to always out-aggy aggy......

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On 10/7/2025 at 6:42 PM, nnm said:

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Lol more like 5.  Poor aggy is about to learn what actual big boy football is like.  You can't play powerhouses like UTSA and Utah State all year.  They drop:

Missouri
LSU
Texas

and 2 of:

SC
UF
Pig

and win:

Samford

aggy and fat elko are in for a bit of a rude awakening.

A&M's Veterinary, Engineering, and Business schools may be decent, but their English Department appears to be slacking.

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Didn't Collins, Broughton, and Burke abuse this guy last year?

 

14 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

What a freakin' embarrassment.  Remember the scene from the office where Dwight's "ultimate fantasy" is being co-owner of a bed and breakfast with Satan where he has no authority and he makes $80k a year?  Well here aggy is making a hype video for a sub-500 unranked opponent and in their OMG ULTIMATE HYPE the stadium is <50% full in every shot.  What a bunch of idiots.  At least they are truthful I guess.  They are freakin' giving away season ticket renewals the last few years I've heard.

1 minute ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

What a freakin' embarrassment.  Remember the scene from the office where Dwight's "ultimate fantasy" is being co-owner of a bed and breakfast with Satan where he has no authority and he makes $80k a year?  Well here aggy is making a hype video for a sub-500 unranked opponent and in their OMG ULTIMATE HYPE the stadium is <50% full in every shot.  What a bunch of idiots.  At least they are truthful I guess.  They are freakin' giving away season ticket renewals the last few years I've heard.

But, aggy is wearing 1976 throwbacks today

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22 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

But, aggy is wearing 1976 throwbacks today

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I think it's fine to want to re-live the glory days of only getting pummeled by the likes of Houston high and Tech.

What the hell. 

aggy wearing the 1982-83 memorial shit Tom-Wilson-era helmets design. It's a teenage flashback. 

Why celebrate that era? 

aggy gonna aggy.  Lulz.

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Would be a real shame 

 

 

23 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Would be a real shame 

Fits the culture

 

He’s a kiddie diddler?

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Would be a real shame 

 

 

I'll take "how to get aggy to give you a massive raise" for $500, Bob.

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Would be a real shame 

 

 

I would be shocked if he left, but you never know.

 
He’s a kiddie diddler?

I thought Franklin was a rape enabler. Also, Elko may have a statue there someday. In front of a buffet.
1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I'll take "how to get aggy to give you a massive raise" for $500, Bob.

aggy doesn't have the money to give him a raise.  Honestly I wouldn't be surprised to see him eject mid-season this year.  He was pretty clear - if you read between the lines - that the aggy job was a stepping stone to a quality location.  He's been actively looking the entire time he's been there.

Aside from the cash flow issue aggy has more mounting problems.  They continue to turn in some of the worst TV numbers in the SEC so at some point their stage is going to get a lot smaller (i.e. bought out and forced to move conferences).  The schools actually bringing in eyeballs and money are not going to be interested in equally sharing revenue.  The "have nots" in the SEC - the schools with bad ratings, poor sports performance, and who are so far behind the facilities curveball that there is no way they can ever catch up - are going to have a reckoning when the next media deal comes up.  Thing aggy, vanderbilt, maybe kentucky, etc.

If Elko doesn't eject before then he risks trying to jump to an actual high profile job from what will probably be a sunbelt school.

1 minute ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

aggy doesn't have the money to give him a raise.  Honestly I wouldn't be surprised to see him eject mid-season this year.  He was pretty clear - if you read between the lines - that the aggy job was a stepping stone to a quality location.  He's been actively looking the entire time he's been there.

Aside from the cash flow issue aggy has more mounting problems.  They continue to turn in some of the worst TV numbers in the SEC so at some point their stage is going to get a lot smaller (i.e. bought out and forced to move conferences).  The schools actually bringing in eyeballs and money are not going to be interested in equally sharing revenue.  The "have nots" in the SEC - the schools with bad ratings, poor sports performance, and who are so far behind the facilities curveball that there is no way they can ever catch up - are going to have a reckoning when the next media deal comes up.  Thing aggy, vanderbilt, maybe kentucky, etc.

If Elko doesn't eject before then he risks trying to jump to an actual high profile job from what will probably be a sunbelt school.

 

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Yeah I was like "your avatar reading your post" on that. Wish it were so

8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

aggy roller coaster is hitting it's peak

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What's funny about Elko "understanding what it takes" is that he's won 1 conference championship in 16 years as a FBS coach. That was a MAC championship in 2013. 

3 hours ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

aggy doesn't have the money to give him a raise.  

Since when have they let pesky little things like facts stand in their way?

6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Would be a real shame 

 

 

Elmo is from New Jersey?   I thought he was good ol’  Southern boy or from the Midwest?

25 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Elmo is from New Jersey?   I thought he was good ol’  Southern boy or from the Midwest?

How fucking funny would it be if he left aggy for Pedo State

28 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

How fucking funny would it be if he left aggy for Pedo State

If only there was some recent history of them losing coaches for better jobs. 

How shitty would your school have to be in order to have a coach bail for far worse weather, tougher recruiting and a long history of sanctioned sexual abuse?

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