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On 10/22/2025 at 7:32 AM, PvilleStang said:

They draw eyeballs even in the worst of years.  Aggy is faithful if nothing else.  They could be 0-10 and still drawing 2,000,000 viewers.

You add aggy because you want the eyeballs of the state of Texas.  You add Texas because you want the eyeballs of the most valuable brand in college football.  There's a difference...

With last week's ratings in, the delta grows.  Texas-Kentucky brought in 2.64M viewers.  Ags-pigs brought in 1.57M viewers.

Season totals are now: Texas 35.7M, Texas A&M 13.9M.

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May be rainy night in "Death Valley" Saturday...

No. 3 Texas A&M and No. 20 LSU renew their highly-competitive SEC rivalry in Saturday night’s much-anticipated Top 20 showdown in Baton Rouge. The third-ranked Aggies (7-0, 4-0 SEC) enter as 2.5-point road favorites over the host Tigers (5-2, 2-2 SEC) with an over-under of 48.5 points, according to BetMGM.

Texas A&M has already ruled out starting running back Le’Veon Moss for a second-consecutive game after suffering an ankle injury against Florida two weeks prior.

LSU -- All eyes are on the status of LSU junior middle linebacker Whit Weeks, the heart and soul of the Tigers defense who missed last week’s 31-24 loss at Vanderbilt while recovering from a bone bruise in his ankle. Weeks, who was listed as “doubtful” in Wednesday’s initial availability report, is expected to remain in a walking boot “for another couple of days” according to head coach Brian Kelly.

“Whit is still non-weightbearing,” Kelly said during Wednesday’s SEC Coaches Teleconference. “He’s in the boot, and we’ll keep the boot on him for another couple of days before we know what he can do. He’s been doing some additional treatments, and he’s feeling better, but we won’t know on him until later in the week.”

 

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17 hours ago, utee94 said:

With last week's ratings in, the delta grows.  Texas-Kentucky brought in 2.64M viewers.  Ags-pigs brought in 1.57M viewers.

Season totals are now: Texas 35.7M, Texas A&M 13.9M.

Are you getting this from some website or adding them up by the week?  If a website, I would like to check out some other teams as well.  I would award you 23 internets if so, sir. 

17 hours ago, utee94 said:

With last week's ratings in, the delta grows.  Texas-Kentucky brought in 2.64M viewers.  Ags-pigs brought in 1.57M viewers.

Season totals are now: Texas 35.7M, Texas A&M 13.9M.

Those numbers are fake flags. The whorns own the media and minipulate it so they look better than really ares. 

41 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Are you getting this from some website or adding them up by the week?  If a website, I would like to check out some other teams as well.  I would award you 23 internets if so, sir. 

Both. Sports Media Watch posts the ratings each week, and then I've summed them up for UT and TAMU.  

https://www.sportsmediawatch.com/college-football-tv-ratings/

6 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Now we're back to bragging about TV ratings, academics, and "brand".

Furk

Well I wasn't really bragging, originally I was providing the reason for why the ag game got bumped in favor of ours.

But I do find it amusing that even in a bad year we continue to obliterate their ratings.

19 hours ago, utee94 said:

With last week's ratings in, the delta grows.  Texas-Kentucky brought in 2.64M viewers.  Ags-pigs brought in 1.57M viewers.

Season totals are now: Texas 35.7M, Texas A&M 13.9M.

Yeah but that's only because they had a rain delay and was on EPSN the ocho or some shit...if they had aired on ESPN they'd have had the most views stupid Sip

3 hours ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

IMG_5267.jpegwonder who elko's judas is...

He also had 3 wise men and a virgin. None to be found in CS. 

The Elk gets ready for his famous ride into the Holy City...............of Collie Station.

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21 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Now we're back to bragging about TV ratings, academics, and "brand".

Furk

I mean... have you see the product Texas is fielding on offense?

22 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Now we're back to bragging about TV ratings, academics, and "brand".

Furk

It's a laughing at un-self aware humorless Aggies thread, not a bragging to confuse the humorless thread.

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How did that work out for Him?

Fat Elmo to PSU keeps building up more and more mentions as the days go by.  It will be interesting to see if he has a done deal and sandbags aggy the rest of the season. 

Missouri's QB was carted off the field with a lower leg injury. Good chance aggy dodges a bullet and goes against Missouri's freshman backup QB in a couple of weeks.

On 10/25/2025 at 5:10 PM, sdm said:

Missouri's QB was carted off the field with a lower leg injury. Good chance aggy dodges a bullet and goes against Missouri's freshman backup QB in a couple of weeks.

Mizzou is ass, they were never gonna beat anyone that matters

On 10/26/2025 at 5:13 PM, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Mizzou is ass, they were never gonna beat anyone that matters

So you are saying they have a good chance against aggy?

image.png.ba804045d4a3fe0423368f61e5ba983c.pngFootball better right this damn ship. Turrible start for Texas down 0-4

9 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

image.png.ba804045d4a3fe0423368f61e5ba983c.pngFootball better right this damn ship. Turrible start for Texas down 0-4

Is that an official graphic from aggy? They forgot their meat judging dominance over Texas. 

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On 10/25/2025 at 10:57 AM, ermahgerdhorn said:

Fat Elmo to PSU keeps building up more and more mentions as the days go by.  It will be interesting to see if he has a done deal and sandbags aggy the rest of the season. 

He’s not going there. His fat ass will croak in aggy land 

10 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

image.png.ba804045d4a3fe0423368f61e5ba983c.pngFootball better right this damn ship. Turrible start for Texas down 0-4

A lower finish in Cross Country?!? Great now I have to hang my head in shame when I see my aggy neighbors..

So, our collection of Directors' Cups doesn't matter, but them finishing higher in cross country is important and significant and everyone needs to take notice.  Cool.

10 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

image.png.ba804045d4a3fe0423368f61e5ba983c.pngFootball better right this damn ship. Turrible start for Texas down 0-4

One of the most aggy graphics ever.

Just when you think their sports marketing department has outdone itself with commemorative cups.

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Is that an official graphic from aggy? They forgot their meat judging dominance over Texas. 

 

Stoopid sip

Meat judgin' is serious bidness here at A&M....it ain't no sport.

A lower finish in Cross Country?!? Great now I have to hang my head in shame when I see my aggy neighbors..

We both lost, but they lost a little less? That’s hilarious.
18 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

image.png.ba804045d4a3fe0423368f61e5ba983c.pngFootball better right this damn ship. Turrible start for Texas down 0-4

Reminds me I need to watch more women’s soccer. I see no problems with this packaging. 

24 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

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Prepare your anus, aggy. We're goin' in dry on Black Friday. /noracist

3 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I was driving behind this today and thought what a dumb agg e. They must have thought “I before E except after G”, atm at its best. 

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Stoopid sip. "AGGIE" was already takin'. I's one of da smarter aggy.

The SEC has 9 teams currently ranked, and Aggy hasn't played a single one of them.  Aren't they gonna go cry to Sankey about how easy their schedule is?

18 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

I’m assuming she’s not wearing Liucci’s actual sweatshirt since there are no gravy stains or dried jizz on the front. 

18 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Poor aggy is starting to have some BIG recruiting issues.  4* EDGE opts out this week and 2 of their 3 highest recruits are supposed to reopen recruiting this weekend.  But of course they aren't losing their coach, right?

https://x.com/Hayesfawcett3/status/1984658834523111713

Recruiting has gotta be frustrating as hell to track these days with NIL. 'Croots will bail for the biggest contract and the most endorsements. NFL Lite with no salary cap.

It's the wild, wild West out there.

On 11/3/2025 at 1:31 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

@Beau Vine better go take a look at your boy Graham's SEC rankings this week 😃

Don't say it twice more, or that aggy dork's drivel will be posted.

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7 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Recruiting has gotta be frustrating as hell to track these days with NIL. 'Croots will bail for the biggest contract and the most endorsements. NFL Lite with no salary cap.

It's the wild, wild West out there.

Fair enough but there's a difference between the natural ebb and flow of recruiting and a collapse.  aggy is tilting towards the latter.  Their class ranking is flirting with being outside the 20's once these updates hit.

49 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Fair enough but there's a difference between the natural ebb and flow of recruiting and a collapse.  aggy is tilting towards the latter.  Their class ranking is flirting with being outside the 20's once these updates hit.

So speculation about Elko's future is what's causing aggy's recruiting collapse?

15 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

So speculation about Elko's future is what's causing aggy's recruiting collapse?

Is there citations for this or is everyone echoing rumors I started 

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I’m assuming she’s not wearing Liucci’s actual sweatshirt since there are no gravy stains or dried jizz on the front. 

Luicci doesn't ever have dried jizz on his clothes. He licks it all off. 

6 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

TLDR:  Aggie Poor. Elko shopping. 

They will either lose him or pay him more money.  

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

Luicci doesn't ever have dried jizz on his clothes. He licks it all off. 

Is a dude even a cuck if he doesn’t have a woman in his life?

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