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If you're waiting for Aggies to become cool in any way, you best set up your cryogenic postmortem freezer now.

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2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

This REALLY screams It's only gay if you cum. nttawwt 

They can’t be cool. Turdition mandates otherwise. 

On 11/9/2025 at 3:14 PM, chemHORN said:

Texas still plays/played 4 teams that are above all of A&Ms opponents.  

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

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Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

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If you're waiting for Aggies to become cool in any way, you best set up your cryogenic postmortem freezer now.

After Sun goes red dwarf? No still not cool!

Post Milky Way merger with Andromeda? Try again Aggie.

Long after the Heat Death of our entire universe? Finally, cool, but so is everything else! Advantage Aggie
1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

Yes but they won that one.  And the other. That's what matters right?

I mean you should be absolutely embarrassed you barely beat an Auburn team with the worst QB in college football unable to complete a forward pass AND a bad bad Arky team by 3 while your "elite" defense gave up 40+ points.

1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

Oh fuck off...we're giving aggy the same shit they gave us.

The biggest difference is aggy's schedule this year is actually WORSE than ours was last year.  You won't play a ranked team from week 2 or 3 all the way till you see Texas.  It's not shocking you're undefeated with that cake walk. It would be horrific to have a loss.

1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

My name is Kyoshi, and I am irony-deaf.

Hi, Kiyoshi!

I flit around Longhorn boards to ridicule their team for losing a game they shouldn't have and only being ranked tenth.

How is that irony deaf?

I'm a Texas A&M Fighting Texas Aggie from Texas. Where's everybody going? I haven't even gotten to the part about selective memory being a Longhorn trait! And how I'm not insecure about the Aggies being ranked number 3 having never really been tested! I tweak those arrogant sips by calling them mighty when A&M has always been mightier! We're not little brother! They're little brother because we opened our barn door before they opened the door to an actual university! They wish they were us!  Come back! Come back.

2 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

Many talk about College Football being better when Texas is good,  that same group talks about College Football being worse when the sheep are good.

1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

Enjoy 2025, as Elko is NYG bound.

https://www.centredaily.com/sports/college/penn-state-university/psu-football/article312851945.html

With that being said, here’s version 3.0 of our coaching board.

1. Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko (Last week: 1) The search continues to move toward those who have a legitimate chance of being the next head coach at Penn State, which leaves Elko at the top. That’s not to say he’s a guarantee to take the job, but the Texas A&M head coach remains a viable option in the search and one the Nittany Lions will continue pursuing until they’re certain he won’t take the job. He still has the Aggies on a roll with a 9-0 record after defeating Missouri on Saturday — but has yet to sign a contract extension.

 

 

4 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

Who cares about Arky when you will have to live with losing to us yet again.

4 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

Win something for once. Then talk.

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Win something for once. Then talk.

It is amusing, even head to head, just last year in mighty Kyle, but . . . oops.

Have we tried to help this lost soul? Then we could make posts about how wonderful he says we are. How he will send hi kids to UT, because we are so dang nice and all. How we are the best for helping him find his way and all.

Have we tried that yet?

6 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

We dragged our nuts on your forehead at Pyle Field in ‘24. Did you forget?

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This REALLY screams It's only gay if you cum. nttawwt 

This is a reply in that thread.

6 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

Many talk about College Football being better when Texas is good,  that same group talks about College Football being worse when the sheep are good.

When the sheep are good, aggies don't pay attention to football.

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:


This is a reply in that thread.

 

 

 

 

lol that was the response after one of mine.  

8 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

We really need to beat the brakes off this damn team. 

BTBO aggy

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18 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

I have no idea why people generally find Aggies to be insufferable retards. 

Probably something to do with them leveraging whatever statistic boosts their confirmation bias.  This year: SOR.  SOS is garbage, but the SOR is high, so they claim they're the best team ever due to the SOR.

18 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

Funny how you're a fucking loser.

Looks like your account won't be here much longer, so we'll see you in 5 years when your team is kinda relevant again.  I have some screen name ideas for you.  PM Derka.

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I guess we need a new captcha for the new account sign-up page.  

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13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

We dragged our nuts on your forehead at Pyle Field in ‘24. Did you forget?

That's not the modern era of football which began last August. A&M had been a small military school with no women up to that point.

9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's not the modern era of football which began last August. A&M had been a small military school with no women up to that point.

The thing I find fascinating about that canard is that by 1963, the  year A&M began allowing women to pursue bachelor's degrees, its enrollment was a bit over 8K students.  At that time, UT-Austin had an enrollment of just over 20K students.  How many of them were women?  Half?  Less than half?  I don't know, but it's not a big stretch to assume that the MALE enrollment numbers at the two schools were similar.

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

The thing I find fascinating about that canard is that by 1963, the  year A&M began allowing women to pursue bachelor's degrees, its enrollment was a bit over 8K students.  At that time, UT-Austin had an enrollment of just over 20K students.  How many of them were women?  Half?  Less than half?  I don't know, but it's not a big stretch to assume that the MALE enrollment numbers at the two schools were similar.

Yeah, but what athletically gifted heterosexual male wants to go to an all male college? Even for free?

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, but what athletically gifted heterosexual male wants to go to an all male college? Even for free?

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Ah give him a break...at least they're all real military schools(the other reason they claim they had so much bad history)

22 hours ago, Drew said:

Yes but they won that one.  And the other. That's what matters right?

I mean you should be absolutely embarrassed you barely beat an Auburn team with the worst QB in college football unable to complete a forward pass AND a bad bad Arky team by 3 while your "elite" defense gave up 40+ points.

Oh fuck off...we're giving aggy the same shit they gave us.

The biggest difference is aggy's schedule this year is actually WORSE than ours was last year.  You won't play a ranked team from week 2 or 3 all the way till you see Texas.  It's not shocking you're undefeated with that cake walk. It would be horrific to have a loss.

But but but, what will you say after A&M beats you….at home?  Will you bend the knee and acknowledge your inferiority?   And going back to 2024, lmao, you played one ranked team which you lost to and the other that ended up 7th in their conference!  I will give that you took care of business through the bowl game/playoffs.  It’s embarrassing to see a grown man make excuses for himself or his team.  I digress and realize the Horn arrogance is inherit.  

Who the fuck are you

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, but what athletically gifted heterosexual male wants to go to an all male college? Even for free?

And yet the mighty Horns have 3 gay players, one trans, and a stadium full of dildo wielding cucks absorbing as much masculinity as they possibly can before going back out into the real world with that same dildo perfectly align within their sphincter and their wives ordering “say my name!!!!!”

5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Funny how you're a fucking loser.

Looks like your account won't be here much longer, so we'll see you in 5 years when your team is kinda relevant again.  I have some screen name ideas for you.  PM Derka.

Dear child, come on now?  Any substance at all coming from that mouth of yours or are you still swishing your own splooge around trying to get something more articulate to “come” out?

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52 minutes ago, Kyoshi said:

But but but, what will you say after A&M beats you….at home?  Will you bend the knee and acknowledge your inferiority?   And going back to 2024, lmao, you played one ranked team which you lost to and the other that ended up 7th in their conference!  I will give that you took care of business through the bowl game/playoffs.  It’s embarrassing to see a grown man make excuses for himself or his team.  I digress and realize the Horn arrogance is inherit.  

Inferior...to aggy?  Because of one football game?  Did you not just see what Texas did to aggy all last season from football to football?  We'll never be "inferior"

Oh my sweet little asshole...YOU spin your whole world around Texas. We do not around aggy.  Hope this helps.

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Wait until his football coach bails for a better job because that tier 2 school is a stepping stone. Like the baseball coach did.

 

1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

But but but, what will you say after A&M beats you….at home?  

Fuck if we know, its been 15 years since that happened.

Aggy comes on here disrespecting everyone and preaching about "tu arrogance". Holy shit.

One thing I got wrong, looks like it took 5 posts before he got knee deep into gays and dildos...I did NOT have the over on that one. 

17 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Wait until his football coach bails for a better job because that tier 2 school is a stepping stone. Like the baseball coach did.

Seconding this. All I have heard is how great that job compared to PSU but in reality they are barely a top 15 Brand

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Also per this reddit post that compiled data they are 25th in total viewers in their best season in 3 decades. while PSU is 20th in the worst post Paterno

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Top 25 Teams with Most Viewers

Rk    Team    All Games    All #    All Avg.    Adj. Total    Adj. Games    Adj. Avg
1    Alabama    47,241    6    7,874    47,241    6    7,874
2    Georgia    44,830    6    7,472    44,830    6    7,472
3    Ohio State    36,658    6    6,110    34,827    5    6,965
4    Texas    35,815    5    7,163    35,815    5    7,163
5    Michigan    31,908    7    4,558    31,127    6    5,188
6    Notre Dame    31,311    6    5,219    31,311    6    5,219
7    LSU    30,720    4    7,680    30,720    4    7,680
8    Miami    27,324    5    5,465    27,324    5    5,465
9    Oklahoma    25,330    4    6,333    25,330    4    6,333
10    Florida State    24,510    5    4,902    24,510    5    4,902
11    Ole Miss    23,750    5    4,750    23,750    5    4,750
12    Tennessee    23,421    3    7,807    23,421    3    7,807
13    Florida    20,792    4    5,198    20,792    4    5,198
14    Clemson    20,470    4    5,118    20,470    4    5,118
15    Oregon    20,148    7    2,878    18,687    4    4,672
16    Auburn    18,223    5    3,645    18,223    5    3,645
17    USC    17,144    7    2,449    16,909    6    2,818
18    Wisconsin    17,072    7    2,439    16,580    6    2,763
19    Colorado    16,742    7    2,392    16,742    7    2,392
20    Penn State    16,553    6    2,759    15,599    5    3,120
21    Iowa State    15,616    7    2,231    15,616    7    2,231
22    Nebraska    15,431    7    2,204    13,461    5    2,692
23    Illinois    15,118    6    2,520    14,606    5    2,921
24    Texas A&M    13,829    5    2,766    13,829    5    2,766
25    Washington    12,889    7    1,841    12,000    4    3,000

 

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1 minute ago, LW Goatman said:

 

Fuck if we know, its been 15 years since that happened.

Aggy comes on here disrespecting everyone and preaching about "tu arrogance". Holy shit.

One thing I got wrong, looks like it took 5 posts before he got knee deep into gays and dildos...I did NOT have the over on that one. 

This is the pathetic thing for aggy.  A freshman on their team was 3 YEARS OLD the last time they won in Austin and they act like this series means something or is at least competitive.  Delusion at its finest.

 

18 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Wait until his football coach bails for a better job because that tier 2 school is a stepping stone. Like the baseball coach did.

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Oh look at the big brain on aggy!  It takes real intellect to make gay jokes, and we are all finally put in our place because we are shamed that you accused us all of being gay.

In reality, leave the jokes to the funny people, aggy.  Y'all aren't comedians, as your cheerleaders make clear every week during football season.  Y'all are funny though, as your continued ineptitude in all things makes clear on a regular basis.  Go back to what you are good at, being a failure.

33 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Wait until his football coach bails for a better job because that tier 2 school is a stepping stone. Like the baseball coach did.

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3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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This was about 2 weeks after he publicly said he didn't leave TCU for a "better job just a different job" and they still thought he was a lock to stay. 

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