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You know who your daddy is....

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Gonna be a long time before you get to 76.

 

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Those are some very specific references to gay sex.  NTTAWTT.

3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

You know who your daddy is....

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Gonna be a long time before you get to 76.

 

stupid sip, you have to start counting after 1974 but then also count our 1939 championship 

7 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

You know who your daddy is....

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Gonna be a long time before you get to 76.

 

Yeah but how about this century!

 

Oh wait, the last 50 years...when aggie was cheating and Texas wasn't good in the late 80's/90's!

1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

And yet the mighty Horns have 3 gay players, one trans, and a stadium full of dildo wielding cucks absorbing as much masculinity as they possibly can before going back out into the real world with that same dildo perfectly align within their sphincter and their wives ordering “say my name!!!!!”

This reads like words straight from a middle schooler. So, intellectually and maturity-wise, right in line with the majority of aggy students.

6 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

stupid sip, you have to start counting after 1974 but then also count our 1939 championship 

LOL, shoot I fought the meat championship.

6 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

You know who your daddy is....

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Gonna be a long time before you get to 76.

 

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1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

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We simply can't compare records for a racist school being all white, and all male, and fake military...it's not right.  A travesty if you will...

13 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

You know who your daddy is....

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Gonna be a long time before you get to 76.

 

College football probably won't exist in 130 years...

1 hour ago, Drew said:

Inferior...to aggy?  Because of one football game?  Did you not just see what Texas did to aggy all last season from football to football?  We'll never be "inferior"

Oh my sweet little asshole...YOU spin your whole world around Texas. We do not around aggy.  Hope this helps.

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1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Seconding this. All I have heard is how great that job compared to PSU but in reality they are barely a top 15 Brand

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They aren’t even in the three comma club.

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2 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

But but but, what will you say after A&M beats you….at home?  Will you bend the knee and acknowledge your inferiority?   

One thing I’ve noticed: Aggies never shut the fuck up.

Win a game? Don't shut the fuck up.
Lose a game? Don't shut the fuck up.
Stack of wood kills a bunch of unsupervised drunk kids? Completely show your classless asses and don’t shut the fuck up.

What’s the deal with that?

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got to say i appreciate all you misers in here being so versed in aggie lore no one even bats an eye at this shit 

2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

got to say i appreciate all you misers in here being so versed in aggie lore no one even bats an eye at this shit 

In case you haven’t noticed, they proclaim everything to the world incessantly. They never Shut. The fuck. Up. 

Tell me about Texas A&M?

Looking back almost two decades to see when aggy last beat the Horns, I noticed the 12-7 score (November 2006). Texags was buzzing with superfans going out to get their cars inspected so they could have a 12-7 registration sticker. 

 

9 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Tell me about Texas A&M?

Looking back almost two decades to see when aggy last beat the Horns, I noticed the 12-7 score (November 2006). Texags was buzzing with superfans going out to get their cars inspected so they could have a 12-7 registration sticker. 

Is a 12-7 registration sticker cooler or goofier than making cups with the score on them? Asking for a Tigah. 

On 11/11/2025 at 2:52 PM, nnm said:

https://www.centredaily.com/sports/college/penn-state-university/psu-football/article312851945.html

With that being said, here’s version 3.0 of our coaching board.

1. Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko (Last week: 1) The search continues to move toward those who have a legitimate chance of being the next head coach at Penn State, which leaves Elko at the top. That’s not to say he’s a guarantee to take the job, but the Texas A&M head coach remains a viable option in the search and one the Nittany Lions will continue pursuing until they’re certain he won’t take the job. He still has the Aggies on a roll with a 9-0 record after defeating Missouri on Saturday — but has yet to sign a contract extension.

 

 

Get to the championship game, lose, coach says I'm not going anywhere, and then...

3 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Seconding this. All I have heard is how great that job compared to PSU but in reality they are barely a top 15 Brand

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Also per this reddit post that compiled data they are 25th in total viewers in their best season in 3 decades. while PSU is 20th in the worst post Paterno

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Top 25 Teams with Most Viewers

Rk    Team    All Games    All #    All Avg.    Adj. Total    Adj. Games    Adj. Avg
1    Alabama    47,241    6    7,874    47,241    6    7,874
2    Georgia    44,830    6    7,472    44,830    6    7,472
3    Ohio State    36,658    6    6,110    34,827    5    6,965
4    Texas    35,815    5    7,163    35,815    5    7,163
5    Michigan    31,908    7    4,558    31,127    6    5,188
6    Notre Dame    31,311    6    5,219    31,311    6    5,219
7    LSU    30,720    4    7,680    30,720    4    7,680
8    Miami    27,324    5    5,465    27,324    5    5,465
9    Oklahoma    25,330    4    6,333    25,330    4    6,333
10    Florida State    24,510    5    4,902    24,510    5    4,902
11    Ole Miss    23,750    5    4,750    23,750    5    4,750
12    Tennessee    23,421    3    7,807    23,421    3    7,807
13    Florida    20,792    4    5,198    20,792    4    5,198
14    Clemson    20,470    4    5,118    20,470    4    5,118
15    Oregon    20,148    7    2,878    18,687    4    4,672
16    Auburn    18,223    5    3,645    18,223    5    3,645
17    USC    17,144    7    2,449    16,909    6    2,818
18    Wisconsin    17,072    7    2,439    16,580    6    2,763
19    Colorado    16,742    7    2,392    16,742    7    2,392
20    Penn State    16,553    6    2,759    15,599    5    3,120
21    Iowa State    15,616    7    2,231    15,616    7    2,231
22    Nebraska    15,431    7    2,204    13,461    5    2,692
23    Illinois    15,118    6    2,520    14,606    5    2,921
24    Texas A&M    13,829    5    2,766    13,829    5    2,766
25    Washington    12,889    7    1,841    12,000    4    3,000



But they are the richest program with the best facilities in all of college football, said every single Aggie.  Remember that one year where they only had to borrow 8 figures from the education side but they did some Aggie math and counted their expenses as profits they could be at the top for one year?

 

3 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

stupid sip, you have to start counting after 1974 but then also count our 1939 championship 

Don’t forget the 1919 retroactive billingsley report  50 years later or the 1927 retroactive Sagrin 85 years later!
 

Or that B12 south championship from 2010 that they neither won nor did they participate in the CCG.   It’s actually sad they felt it necessary to lie when they joined the SEC thinking no one would notice as they put it on Krogers wall.

6 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

They aren’t even in the three comma club.

It's good to be the king!

7 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Fuck if we know, it’s been 15 years since that happened.

Them cowardly ducking us for over a decade didn’t help their cause there.

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

One thing I’ve noticed: Aggies never shut the fuck up.

Win a game? Don't shut the fuck up.
Lose a game? Don't shut the fuck up.
Stack of wood kills a bunch of unsupervised drunk kids? Completely show your classless asses and don’t shut the fuck up.

What’s the deal with that?

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This is why I didn’t want to go back to playing them every year. But here we are. 

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is why I didn’t want to go back to playing them every year. But here we are. 

Yep. They’re insufferable. And there is no upside in beating them. 

15 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Those are some very specific references to gay sex.  NTTAWTT.

When I posted on TexAgs long ago, I noted how they were so familiar with gay bars in Austin whose names they used in their ridicule of our rampant homosexuality. I posted about it. They accused me of being a fehg (like I give a shit whether I am or not) and the mentions went away like roaches from the light.

They also used to say that we threw urine on veterans at games. I asked how they thought that worked. Did we keep vials of urine in our pockets for the occasional encounter or did we pee into a beverage cup on the spot. They let that one go, too.

Projection and lies. They ought to be Texas P&L

Fricking gay sip fehg t-sip from little t.u.

Always funny from the classy bunch who is noted for spitting down from the second deck onto Prairie View A&M fans sitting in the first deck. 

Guess they loved the turdition of only white people in their sacred non-war memorial stadium. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

They also used to say that we threw urine on veterans at games.

. . . yet they are on film throwing horse manure on Longhorn band members.

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

. . . yet they are on film throwing horse manure on Longhorn band members.

Every accusation is a confession....

14 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Every accusation is a confession....

yep...

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

When I posted on TexAgs long ago, I noted how they were so familiar with gay bars in Austin whose names they used in their ridicule of our rampant homosexuality. I posted about it. They accused me of being a fehg (like I give a shit whether I am or not) and the mentions went away like roaches from the light.

They also used to say that we threw urine on veterans at games. I asked how they thought that worked. Did we keep vials of urine in our pockets for the occasional encounter or did we pee into a beverage cup on the spot. They let that one go, too.

Projection and lies. They ought to be Texas P&L

 

Have an upcoming giant friends trip with the wife, kids and a bunch of her aggie friends and kids.  Can't decide if I'm going to be reserved and confident that we still woop their ass Thanksgiving, or an outright annoying insufferable asshole to all of them.

Scotch will be consumed this Sat for sure. 

3 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Have an upcoming giant friends trip with the wife, kids and a bunch of her aggie friends and kids.  Can't decide if I'm going to be reserved and confident that we still woop their ass Thanksgiving, or an outright annoying insufferable asshole to all of them.

Scotch will be consumed this Sat for sure. 

Insufferable asshole is always the answer.  Always.

1 hour ago, BurgleBro said:

annoying insufferable asshole

Motto worthy for sure. 

23 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

got to say i appreciate all you misers in here being so versed in aggie lore no one even bats an eye at this shit 

Did someone say aggy lore?

 

aggy lore

 

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8 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

Have an upcoming giant friends trip with the wife, kids and a bunch of her aggie friends and kids.  Can't decide if I'm going to be reserved and confident that we still woop their ass Thanksgiving, or an outright annoying insufferable asshole to all of them.

Scotch will be consumed this Sat for sure. 

Dude.

Scuttlebutt on social media is A&M fans are trying to make DKR the Kyle Field of the Hill Country similar to how they showed up at LSU (or even more)

They seriously believe they are going to take over the stadium.

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Scuttlebutt on social media is A&M fans are trying to make DKR the Kyle Field of the Hill Country similar to how they showed up at LSU (or even more)

They seriously believe they are going to take over the stadium.

The only way that can happen is if people sell them tickets. 

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These fucks were all excited to get the first home game back in the series just to run into a brick wall for 3 hours. 

 

They think the first home game vs a&m is not going to be well attended ?? 

 

Fuckers are going to wish they swapped years after we get done with them 

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Scuttlebutt on social media is A&M fans are trying to make DKR the Kyle Field of the Hill Country similar to how they showed up at LSU (or even more)

They seriously believe they are going to take over the stadium.

The Vols did a decent job at Ohio State last year. It would be great if we can hand them that kind of blow out and make them feel they wasted their money.

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On 11/12/2025 at 2:29 PM, LW Goatman said:

Tell me about Texas A&M?

Looking back almost two decades to see when aggy last beat the Horns, I noticed the 12-7 score (November 2006). Texags was buzzing with superfans going out to get their cars inspected so they could have a 12-7 registration sticker. 

 

An aggy I used to work with told me after that game Franchione would start all of his speeches at 6:48 pm since it was "12 to 7."  Fucking stupid idiots.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

The only way that can happen is if people sell them tickets. 

Fuck it, we will take their money and fuck their team on national TV

On 11/11/2025 at 12:20 PM, Kyoshi said:

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

And beat 2 top 10 teams.  

On 11/12/2025 at 3:45 PM, Guadaloopy said:

They aren’t even in the three comma club.

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Comma chameleon

On 11/12/2025 at 2:59 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

You know who your daddy is....

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Gonna be a long time before you get to 76.

 

They should hit 76 wins in the series by 2149 if my math is correct. 

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