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#89501
6 minutes ago, Sal said:

Wrong thread

yep, thread switched places at the top with the game thread.   Also lots of penis talk threw me off. 

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#89502
His original deal only had 75% guaranteed. Let's see what the new deal includes 

Probably something like this:
6 years at 11.5m per year
If you leave, pay us nothing
If we fire you, we will pay double what we owe plus an extra 20%
#89503
2 hours ago, TexasMan said:
Mike Elko and Texas A&M are finalizing a new contract to make him one of the top-10 highest-paid coaches in the country and securing his future amid this historic coaching cycle, sources tell @YahooSports.Elko is 17-5 in College Station and has the Aggies 9-0 and ranked No. 3.

 

 

ESPN version...

Sources: Mike Elko, Texas A&M finalizing 6-year extension

Texas A&M is finalizing a six-year contract extension with Mike Elko that is expected to make him one of the five highest-paid coaches in college football, sources confirmed to ESPN on Saturday.

According to sources, the extension will average more than $11 million per season.

Elko, in his second year since arriving from Duke, has led Texas A&M to a potentially historic season. The 9-0 Aggies are No. 3 in the College Football Playoff rankings and are facing South Carolina on Saturday. A win would give Texas A&M its first 10-win season since 2012 and second since 2000. The Aggies haven't started 10-0 in a season since 1992, which has happened only three times in school history.

Elko, 48, was the ACC Coach of the Year at Duke in 2022 and is 17-5 in two seasons in College Station. He previously was the defensive coordinator at Texas A&M under Jimbo Fisher from 2018 to 2021.

Yahoo Sports first reported Texas A&M finalizing Elko's extension.

#89507

I can see that Reed is playing loose and in the zone.  He may be a problem if he ever learns to pass.  

#89513
5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Surely the skeptics now agree that Kyle Field is the most intimidating venue in college football.

 

Sure it is. It absolutely is.

 

 

 

 

From a fan perspective and wondering if you’ll make it out alive before it collapses. Very intimidating. 

#89516

As amusing as the meltdowns would have been, I don't hate A&M rolling into Austin undefeated.

1.) it gives me a shot to bet the ML on Texas as an underdog.

2.) Ruining their undefeated season by tea bagging them on national television as the entire country watches will become one of the high water marks in the long history of our series.

With a little luck, maybe we can play them again in the SEC championship game and get a shot at inflicting generational trauma in CS. Its no coincidence that Jonestown, Guyana was officially known as the The Peoples Temple Agricultural Project. 

#89518

So... Elko hasn't signed the extension? Yet?

You know if it were you, the extension would remain unsigned at least until the Penn State deal goes down one way or another.

#89519
10 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

So... Elko hasn't signed the extension? Yet?

You know if it were you, the extension would remain unsigned at least until the Penn State deal goes down one way or another.

She said "we ain't going nowhere!"

 

#89520
On 11/15/2025 at 10:03 AM, TexasMan said:
Mike Elko and Texas A&M are finalizing a new contract to make him one of the top-10 highest-paid coaches in the country and securing his future amid this historic coaching cycle, sources tell @YahooSports.Elko is 17-5 in College Station and has the Aggies 9-0 and ranked No. 3.

 

 

On 11/15/2025 at 10:29 AM, HtownHorn said:

They are doing it again.

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#89521
3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:
She said "we ain't going nowhere!"

 

Clearly fake. No aggy would have a picture of the Twelfth Man wearing the number 13.

#89522
5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:
She said "we ain't going nowhere!"

 

Trev finally gets a "win"! Attaboy, you ol' Nebraska farm boy!

#89523

I don’t love it but this is what CFB is. Haven’t seen language on guarantees and buyout. 
 

Texas A&M football coach Mike Elko has finalized new six-year contract through the 2031 season, A&M just announced. It bumps his annual base salary, includes CFP incentives and “features an upgraded, escalating model for assistant coaches and support staff, providing increases to…

 

#89525
On 11/15/2025 at 12:54 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Surely the skeptics now agree that Kyle Field is the most intimidating venue in college football.

…but just for two quarters a game.

#89527
16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:
She said "we ain't going nowhere!"

 

Is that leftover Halloween candy?  Looks like the same shit the old ladies in my town buy from the Dollar General store the day before Halloween. 
And fuck you for stealing the line from one of my favorite songs ever. 

#89528
48 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Is that leftover Halloween candy?  Looks like the same shit the old ladies in my town buy from the Dollar General store the day before Halloween. 
And fuck you for stealing the line from one of my favorite songs ever. 

It was a savvy move for Trev to throw in ”his and her" refrigerators to close the deal. 

#89529

He’s gonna get a call from Looch and the texags political forum for this:

🔥🏈LAWYER on the ugly incident during the Texas A&M game: “As a 3rd generation @TAMU grad that trooper should be fired, not just pulled off duty. He is a huge asshole. I would love to see those @GamecockFB players file assault charges.”

 

#89530
42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He’s gonna get a call from Looch and the texags political forum for this:

🔥🏈LAWYER on the ugly incident during the Texas A&M game: “As a 3rd generation @TAMU grad that trooper should be fired, not just pulled off duty. He is a huge asshole. I would love to see those @GamecockFB players file assault charges.”

 

My opinion on the incident notwithstanding, I can’t take seriously the opinion of any man standing in front of a Christmas tree on November 17. 

#89532
On 11/17/2025 at 10:35 PM, Tex Pete said:

My opinion on the incident notwithstanding, I can’t take seriously the opinion of any man standing in front of a Christmas tree on November 17. 

Although I agree with your basic premise, the fact is I like what he's saying, so I'm giving him a pass on the tree, the aggy shirt, etc.

#89534
On 11/13/2025 at 4:07 PM, TexasGary said:

Did someone say aggy lore?

 

aggy lore

 

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In 1993 a redpot was cited for bringing 53 beers to the stack site after midnight.

Lol wut?  48, sure, 72, sure; 42, 54, but 53?

#89536
34 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

In 1993 a redpot was cited for bringing 53 beers to the stack site after midnight.

Lol wut?  48, sure, 72, sure; 42, 54, but 53?

At least one was a roadie, ya stoopid sip.

#89537
On 11/17/2025 at 6:39 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Is that leftover Halloween candy?  Looks like the same shit the old ladies in my town buy from the Dollar General store the day before Halloween. 
And fuck you for stealing the line from one of my favorite songs ever. 

That shit is found at Five Below…often those powdered tablets (Smarties?).

If Coach Muumuu ain’t partaking, it must be some low quality “fruit” stuff.

#89541
1 hour ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:
National Champions 🏆Aggie Meat Judging earned the 2025 title with first place finishes in Total Placings, Reasons, Pork Judging, and Beef Judging. They also brought home several other team and individual awards. We are proud of these Aggies and their outstanding season!

Meat Pimp is rockin' the whoop broom to double her pleasure. You da man, MP!

#89542
21 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:
National Champions 🏆Aggie Meat Judging earned the 2025 title with first place finishes in Total Placings, Reasons, Pork Judging, and Beef Judging. They also brought home several other team and individual awards. We are proud of these Aggies and their outstanding season!

Meat Pimp is rockin' the whoop broom to double her pleasure. You da man, MP!

I still don’t understand how this is a thing 

#89544
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I still don’t understand how this is a thing 

 

Ha! Me neither, really. Yet Missouri is building a $35M facility for it. I bout spit my coffee out when that was on the news here. 

#89546

There has to be some sort of meat judging mafia propelling this shit forward. I bet those fuckers collude with the avocado cartel and plan to take over the taco market.

This aggression will not stand!

#89549
2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

There has to be some sort of meat judging mafia propelling this shit forward. I bet those fuckers collude with the avocado cartel and plan to take over the taco market.

This aggression will not stand!

Bacon jam is the new kid on the block. 

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