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6 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Meat Pimp is rockin' the whoop broom to double her pleasure. You da man, MP!

Looks like Dwight Schrutes brother, Mose

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32 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm listening...

Dunkin’ Donuts is trying it out, so it’s gotta be damn near errywhere.

13 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

There has to be some sort of meat judging mafia propelling this shit forward. I bet those fuckers collude with the avocado cartel and plan to take over the taco market.

This aggression will not stand!

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On 10/23/2025 at 4:56 PM, utee94 said:

With last week's ratings in, the delta grows.  Texas-Kentucky brought in 2.64M viewers.  Ags-pigs brought in 1.57M viewers.

Season totals are now: Texas 35.7M, Texas A&M 13.9M.

Last week Texas-Georgia brought in 10.4M viewers, while only 4.28M viewers witnessed the greatest aggie comeback in history.

Season totals are now: Texas 50.7M, Texas A&M 29.8M

 

20 hours ago, t_eight said:

Aggy line is out, Texas +2.5 

MGM has Texas -10.5.  For reference we are -9 against Arkansas, so Arky > aggy in Vegas' view.  OMG BOYZ THIS IS OUR SEASON! - aggy 

15 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Last week Texas-Georgia brought in 10.4M viewers, while only 4.28M viewers witnessed the greatest aggie comeback in history.

Season totals are now: Texas 50.7M, Texas A&M 29.8M

 

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1 hour ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

MGM has Texas -10.5.  For reference we are -9 against Arkansas, so Arky > aggy in Vegas' view.  OMG BOYZ THIS IS OUR SEASON! - aggy 

This was the preseason line and a lot of places are still showing that...I don't think you can actually bet it.

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This is how you play to your audience,  so your legend keeps you fed.  

31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If you thought Johnny 8-Ball couldn't get any douchier, you'd be wrong

What cracked me up over that episode was that the players were already returning to the field and almost out of the tunnel when Buford T. Justice flexed on them.

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Boy".

That's an interesting choice of words, Johnny.

Don’t you recall, there’s a history with Johnny Manziel and racial slurs…

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COLLEGE STATION, Texas -- Texas A&M freshman quarterback Johnny Manziel was arrested and jailed early Friday after he was involved in a fight and police said he produced a fake ID.

College Station police spokeswoman Rhonda Seaton says Manziel, 19, was charged with disorderly conduct, failure to identity and possessing a false identification card, all misdemeanors. He was jailed overnight and released Friday afternoon, Seaton said.

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Police also arrested 20-year-old Steven Brant and 47-year-old Marvin McKinney after the incident, which occurred just after 2 a.m. in a street in the Northgate entertainment district.

Seaton says an officer on bike patrol intervened to break up a fight between Manziel and McKinney. McKinney told the officer that Brant, Manziel's friend, called him a racial slur and he approached Brant. Seaton says Manziel then shoved McKinney and the two exchanged punches.

When officers asked Manziel for an ID, he produced a phony Louisiana driver's license that showed his birthday as Dec. 6, 1990. Police checked Manziel's wallet and found two more ID cards -- a fake Texas driver's license and Manziel's real driver's license that listed his date of birth as Dec. 6, 1992.

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3 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Legend

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Is that the Barney Fife trooper or is that a young, dorked-out Lucci?

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Boy".

That's an interesting choice of words, Johnny.

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4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What cracked me up over that episode was that the players were already returning to the field and almost out of the tunnel when Buford T. Justice flexed on them.

Dude, don't be disrespecting Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas by comparing him to this aggy alumn Trooper.  

Yes, Sheriff Justice had his faults, but I don't think even Justice would have acted like that.

1 minute ago, Uncle Nate said:

Is that the Barney Fife trooper or is that a young, dorked-out Lucci?

C’mon, man. 

That horrible fucking moment you realize we will likely desperately need exactly 1/4  of the CFP teams to lose.  And that's not even counting bumfuck Bama and uga

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21 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

That horrible fucking moment you realize we will likely desperately need exactly 1/4  of the CFP teams to lose.  And that's not even counting bumfuck Bama and uga

Let me step in here and provide some focus. 

At this point there are exactly 2 things you need to concern yourself with for the rest of the season. 

First, taking Pig and their inbred, methhead, beat up jalopy drivin', no shoes wearing asses and send them back to their pretty teeth loving shit hole of a state with a deep crevasse where their assholes use to be. 

Second, but with no less urgency or intensity curb stomping aggies, "destroying" their season, and making them second guess the bullshit confidence they have built beating a bunch of corchless bottom feeding teams. 

All else is immaterial. Focus, we got bitch ass teams to pimp slap.

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Let me step in here and provide some focus. 

At this point there are exactly 2 things you need to concern yourself with for the rest of the season. 

First, taking Pig and their inbred, methhead, beat up jalopy drivin', no shoes wearing asses and send them back to their pretty teeth loving shit hole of a state with a deep crevasse where their assholes use to be. 

Second, but with no less urgency or intensity curb stomping aggies, "destroying" their season, and making them second guess the bullshit confidence they have built beating a bunch of corchless bottom feeding teams. 

All else is immaterial. Focus, we got bitch ass teams to pimp slap.

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9 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Legend

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The Nick Saban  (GOAT) of meat-judging

13 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Legend

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Head like a bastard calf...

22 hours ago, utee94 said:

Last week Texas-Georgia brought in 10.4M viewers, while only 4.28M viewers witnessed the greatest aggie comeback in history.

Season totals are now: Texas 50.7M, Texas A&M 29.8M

yeah….i imagined the entire state of Oklahoma does watch waiting for a loss. I mean hell, people really do like to watch this seasons dumpster fire. But if viewer stats are your thing- good for you man.  Texas’ record after the season probably means a lot more to others. 

1 hour ago, ItscomminAndSoon said:

yeah….i imagined the entire state of Oklahoma does watch waiting for a loss. I mean hell, people really do like to watch this seasons dumpster fire. But if viewer stats are your thing- good for you man.  Texas’ record after the season probably means a lot more to others. 

Fuck yourself. 

Lol best aggie team of all time in week 13 on a banished app side channel

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Clueless aggy strikes again, has to delete their uniform reveal video...

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6 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Lol best aggie team of all time in week 13 on a banished app side channel

Dude, they're playing 1-10 FCS Samford for crissakes. Who wants to waste bandwidth on that shit?

45 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Clueless aggy strikes again, has to delete their uniform reveal video...

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As a disabled veteran, aggy offends me. 

Just had an aggy neighbor bust out an excuse for aggy potentially losing to us next week: 'If they lose it's because that way they don't have to play in the SEC title game'.

lol.

7 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Dude, they're playing 1-10 FCS Samford for crissakes. Who wants to waste bandwidth on that shit?

which fired their coach a couple weeks ago.

1 hour ago, wood said:

Just had an aggy neighbor bust out an excuse for aggy potentially losing to us next week: 'If they lose it's because that way they don't have to play in the SEC title game'.

lol.

Ha!  Fine with me.

53 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

We’re gonna fuck them up.

Yup.  It was really embarrassing for them, hearing the ABC crew talk up the aggie defense at the end of the Texas broadcast tonight. We're gonna fuck them up.

1 hour ago, wood said:

Just had an aggy neighbor bust out an excuse for aggy potentially losing to us next week: 'If they lose it's because that way they don't have to play in the SEC title game'.

lol.

They all know what is coming. They have played nobody with a pulse this year. Texas by 17

31 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

They all know what is coming. They have played nobody with a pulse this year. Texas by 17

Yep. Even as poorly as we've played at times, I've seen nothing from aggy this year that makes me think we can't beat 'em.

What went down at Kyle Field today?

Thankfully, this weekend's incident involving Texas A&M wasn't nearly as alarming.

During the second half of this Saturday's game against Samford, the official X account for Texas A&M Police revealed an intoxicated fan was found staring at a wall in Section 128. They were later ejected from the stadium.

"Public Intoxication. Section 128. Intoxicated subject found staring at a wall. Released to sober girlfriend. Ejected," Texas A&M Police wrote on X.

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

What went down at Kyle Field today?

Thankfully, this weekend's incident involving Texas A&M wasn't nearly as alarming.

During the second half of this Saturday's game against Samford, the official X account for Texas A&M Police revealed an intoxicated fan was found staring at a wall in Section 128. They were later ejected from the stadium.

"Public Intoxication. Section 128. Intoxicated subject found staring at a wall. Released to sober girlfriend. Ejected," Texas A&M Police wrote on X.

Was probably just staring at their championship wall, which by coincidence is blank. Big misunderstanding. 

2 hours ago, wood said:

Just had an aggy neighbor bust out an excuse for aggy potentially losing to us next week: 'If they lose it's because that way they don't have to play in the SEC title game'.

lol.

The braintrust on texags is already trying plot that shit out. Lose on purpose so they can say they would have beaten us.  BAS will not be dead unless we beat Texas | TexAgs

9 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Dude, they're playing 1-10 FCS Samford for crissakes. Who wants to waste bandwidth on that shit?

Was that game even televised?

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Was that game even televised?

I saw it at a bar I went to today, but it was probably ESPN+ or SEC+ if that's a thing.

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