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An updated look at the aggy Hall of Champions:

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Guy walking into stadium with a stuffed child's toy says so much about thier cult status.

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Guy walking into stadium with a stuffed child's toy says so much about thier cult status.

He pissed his banky last night so the backup saw action.

Now hyping up hosting a playoff game. Speaking of how difficult it is to win at Kyle field. Forgetting Texas best them last year in thier house

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Not sure if mentioned already. This game should have been played in CS this year with the home and away that is the norm in sports between meetings, but these clowns had to have the first time playing since leaving the Big 12 at home last year when they knew the team wasn’t going to be their best. Because we SEC, we run this state and everyone respects us nonsense.  Their favorable schedule this year and having the home advantage against Texas would have been a huge factor for this game. But mixing pride and aggyism always lead to the same destination.  Keep telling yourself this game didn’t matter aggy. 
Back to your regular scheduled tears. 

4 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Not sure if mentioned already. This game should have been played in CS this year with the home and away that is the norm in sports between meetings, but these clowns had to have the first time playing since leaving the Big 12 at home last year when they knew the team wasn’t going to be their best. Because we SEC, we run this state and everyone respects us nonsense.  Their favorable schedule this year and having the home advantage against Texas would have been a huge factor for this game. But mixing pride and aggyism always lead to the same destination.  Keep telling yourself this game didn’t matter aggy. 
Back to your regular scheduled tears. 

They would have probably won the Big 12 conference in 2012 and could have made the BCS championship had they not SECeded. lulz 

Poor aggy, always stepping on their own dick.

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

They would have probably won the Big 12 conference in 2012 and could have made the BCS championship had they not SECeded. lulz 

Poor aggy, always stepping on their own dick.

 

Texas A&M was 11-0 with SEC Championship Game on the line, possible bye game in playoffs, and lost to 8-3 Texas?

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Did aggy just become self-aware?

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Did aggy just become self-aware?

Lol, the hive will drum that guy out of Texags and into Bolivia post haste. Don't think the cult doesn't have an occasional skeptic. They spring up post every Texas loss and within a few days, the myths have solidified, the wagons are circled and the realists are ostracized off the forums. I know their habits are newish for some, but that's their MO and they'll come right back around to their mythic mantra madness very soon.

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aggy finally had to play a good sec team

16 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Retarded

Generations of Mormons being weird is not going to help this guy’s case. 

14 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

aggy finally had to play a good sec team

So true. I think they are probably the 6th best team in the SEC behind Bama, OU, us, UGA, and Ole Miss (in no particular order). I think they would beat Vandy. PRetty crazy their schedule dodged literally every team with a pulse. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Here was his halftime update:

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You know who cries about the field? Fucking losers. 

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Welcome to reality all you new generation aggy who have been lucky to avoid playing daddy for 12 years until recently.  This is the real world you live in. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Here was his halftime update:

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Where is the second half?

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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I hope I was one of the 50 year old men yelling at him. I tried my best. 

1 hour ago, F250 said:

They would have probably won the Big 12 conference in 2012 and could have made the BCS championship had they not SECeded. lulz 

Poor aggy, always stepping on their own dick.

They wouldn’t have. They’re a never was program. A shitbag school full of bags of shit. 

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Poor Taurean York, he wants to beat the longhorns so bad but he can’t because he’s an aggy.

Should’ve been a bulldog instead. lol

When the camera cut to him in the 4th and he was all pissed, priceless. Nothing those 15 pages of notes he had on us could’ve stopped this.

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5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

You know who cries about the field? Fucking losers. 

I mean, half the NFL uses turf.

If we switched to grass, they would accuse us of overwatering it to slow them down.

There's always a reason for us winning 70% of the time for over a century (and it would be higher without their decade of cheating) besides the simple fact that Texas is a blueblood and aggy is not.

They’re bitching about the field? I mean, of course they are. But what’s the gripe?

11 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

They’re bitching about the field? I mean, of course they are. But what’s the gripe?

Graham Harmon is the Iraqi Information Minister.  I could make a more "local" and current reference, but I'll stay quiet, piggy.

6 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

aggy finally had to play a good sec team

 

6 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Paper tiger

Yep.  Look at their schedule.  They played 2 good teams.  They were 1-1.  Every other opponent was either a bad team or a mid team missing key players.

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Listen boys: it sucks to suck. You should be used to it. 

Sucking sucks, aggie just needs to ask OU.

6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

 

Yep.  Look at their schedule.  They played 2 good teams.  They were 1-1.  Every other opponent was either a bad team or a mid team missing key players.

Or a head coach. 

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3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Or a head coach. 

LOL!  True story.

For some reason they though it was a positive indicator that all those teams fired their coaches after losing to A&M.

 

13 minutes ago, utee94 said:

LOL!  True story.

For some reason they though it was a positive indicator that all those teams fired their coaches after losing to A&M.

 

Delusional fucks as always.

23 minutes ago, utee94 said:

LOL!  True story.

For some reason they though it was a positive indicator that all those teams fired their coaches after losing to A&M.

 

 

9 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Delusional fucks as always.

Gotta agree here, I found that weird also.  Just waiting for 'em to announce Cuisinart will be a corporate sponsor.  Somehow it would seem fitting. 

55 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

They’re bitching about the field? I mean, of course they are. But what’s the gripe?

They got their asses kicked on it, so clearly something was wrong with it since they're the by Gawd #1 team in the country because they beat Notre Dame by a point.  Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

My aggy Facebook friends have been awfully quiet since last night.

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2 minutes ago, Drew said:

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No,I would say completely quiet is the right amount of quiet for an aggy.

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Elko, I know you've only been around two years, but just to fill you in, you're our bitch.

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8 hours ago, F250 said:

They would have probably won the Big 12 conference in 2012 and could have made the BCS championship had they not SECeded. lulz 

Poor aggy, always stepping on their own dick.

This has been debunked (as much as it can) so many times.   The SEC wasn’t ready for a wide open offense.  The big 12 would have been.   Plus they are Aggies, they would have figured a way to fuck it all up. 

6 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

Elko, I know you've only been around two years, but just to fill you in, you're our bitch.

Whats Porky going to do about it? Make sure our team doesn’t get fed? Call their rooms all night? Throw horse shit into our band?

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