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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I salute whichever one of you bastards posted this:

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I’m dying.

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I’m honestly hoping I’m the reason some dumb aggy decides not to attend a game in Austin in two years. 

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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to be fair, the Upper Westside concourse is a clusterfuck.

28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I salute whichever one of you bastards posted this:

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what thread is that? would love to see the reactions.

2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

what thread is that? would love to see the reactions.

"Took my son to the game" IIRC.

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The hilarious thing is that aggy thought this was a team of destiny after that South Carolina game. God had put them through the trials, found them worthy, and was finally going to shine his light on the aggy football team. They would be undefeated, vanquish those demons from Austin, and win the CFB championship because it was so obviously preordained. Everything since the 1930s had led to this glorious redemption.

Now, they will lose their last two games and be the first team to lose a home playoff game.

Meanwhile, we found our late-schedule cupcake to play every year.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This makes no sense. Reggie was the winning player.

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

You DO have a uterus end zone. 

Well, if it is uterus vs tackle box, as they say, "undefeated" option is my choice.

21 minutes ago, thepop said:

This makes no sense. Reggie was the winning player.

right - Reggie was making the choking sign to the NY Knicks.  The graphic isn't suggesting Reggie Miller was choking.

1 minute ago, someguy said:

right - Reggie was making the choking sign to the NY Knicks.  The graphic isn't suggesting Reggie Miller was choking.

Cept he has a maroon jersey on

 

1 minute ago, thepop said:

Cept he has a maroon jersey on

 

Ah, now I understand what you mean.  I just interpreted that as a crappy rendering of burnt orange, but that is probably a misfire on my part.

33 minutes ago, thepop said:

This makes no sense. Reggie was the winning player.

My guess is that it was created by someone who has no idea who Reggie Miller is, who he played for, why he's making the choking symbol, or that he's even a basketball player. 

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

You DO have a uterus end zone. 

It's just a reminder that we are your daddy.

1 hour ago, thepop said:

This makes no sense. Reggie was the winning player.

 

50 minutes ago, someguy said:

right - Reggie was making the choking sign to the NY Knicks.  The graphic isn't suggesting Reggie Miller was choking.

Reggie Miller won that game to go up 3-2 in the series, but the Knicks won the next two games to win the series.

Kinda like the aggies were winning at halftime, but went on to lose the game.

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It's just a reminder that we are your daddy.

I’m a K-Stater just making an independent observation. And yes, our record with you does not support trash talking from me. Although Mack’s tenure was glorious for us. 

13 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’m a K-Stater just making an independent observation. And yes, our record with you does not support trash talking from me. Although Mack’s tenure was glorious for us. 

Too soon with the Mack comment 

35 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’m a K-Stater just making an independent observation. And yes, our record with you does not support trash talking from me. Although Mack’s tenure was glorious for us. 

Fuck Kansas State. Glad we don’t have to look at that dogshit purple on a yearly basis anymore.

44 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

 

Kinda like the aggies were winning at halftime, but went on to lose the game.

They also ‘won’ Halftime, they win every Halftime, just ask any aggy, but alas for the game it was the definition of running out of time. 

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Fun fact: Texas and aggy have played 14 times this century

 

Texas is 11-3 in that span

All Aggy wins have been by one score 

All Texas wins minus 2011 have been by multiple scores

 

 

lolololol

Any info on a song that was played at dkr last night that aggie is trying to claim as thiers? Think it also got mentioned on the scoreboard. Sorry for the vague description.

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2 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Any info on a song that was played at dkr last night that aggie is trying to claim as thiers? Think it also got mentioned on the scoreboard. Sorry for the vague description.

Mo Bamba? The song that’s literally about Longhorn basketball player? They do seem really confused by it and think it’s “their” song for some reason. 

Their fanbase truly is ignorant, so it shouldn’t be a surprise. 

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18 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

They also ‘won’ Halftime, they win every Halftime, just ask any aggy, but alas for the game it was the definition of running out of time. 

The aggy band sucks ass. They are only impressive to simpletons.

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’m a K-Stater just making an independent observation. And yes, our record with you does not support trash talking from me. Although Mack’s tenure was glorious for us. 

Whatever you do, don’t kick it to David Allen. 

2 hours ago, thepop said:

This makes no sense. Reggie was the winning player.

And I just saw him in a commericial, so if he was choking, he seems to have recovered.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Historically, aggy has lost every 2 of 3 games vs UT. WTF is surprising about last night's outcome? TAMU74 should know this.

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

You DO have a uterus end zone. 

Yippers….

and U 2 Us means nothing…

14 hours ago, tbone_ said:

They’re bitching about the field? I mean, of course they are. But what’s the gripe?

Maybe the shine off the field got in their eyes.

this is 100% accurate - except October came in November this year

footnote: I miss thujone posts

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