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10 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

I feel like they didn’t think this through well. 921a44fef5e26fbb545f8ad5c5cfe2ec.jpg
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Is this for real or a Photoshop?

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11 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I found the final boss:

 

Guy who posted on Xitter:
https://www.vbattorneys.com/attorneys/brian-beckcom/

Photo looks like it got some AI help.  His reference to playing basketball at aTm is interesting. 

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Brian Beckcom is one of the leading lawyers of his generation. Brian's peers have voted him a Texas Super Lawyer 14 years in a row, and every single year he has been eligible. Brian is also a Board Certified Expert in Personal Injury Trial Law by the Texas Board of Legal Specialization, a recognition shared by less than 2% of lawyers.

Brian has obtained hundreds of millions of dollars for his clients, and he and his law firm have obtained record-setting settlements and verdicts in a wide variety of significant legal cases.

Brian is also a Computer Scientist & Philosopher. He created and hosts the popular podcast "Lesson from Leaders with Brian Beckcom."

Brian is a military "brat," a purple belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, a single-digit golfer, a former college basketball player at Texas A&M, a four-year member of the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets, and an accomplished freshwater and saltwater fly fisherman.

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Brian is an honors graduate of the University of Texas School of Law. He is the author of 6 books and hundreds of articles on a wide variety of topics.

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8 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

“My son and me.” Dummy. 

Guy's bio is one of the most self-aggrandizing things I have ever seen.

https://www.vbattorneys.com/attorneys/brian-beckcom/

Brian Beckcom is one of the leading lawyers of his generation  . . . .

Trial lawyers tend to be world-class egotists, but geezus criminy.

 

He is a world-class egotist.

I stopped short of posting his basketball statistics, but I will now.

Yes, he did play for aTm as a freshman, logging 15 minutes in 7 games, scoring 2 points with 1 rebound and 1 assist.  I have zeros for all of those, so he's clearly a far better basketball player than I am.  Not sure I would have included that on my bio, though.

Oh - purple belt in Jiu Jitsu - I would have left that off, too.
 

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His "six books" are all self-published and all about winning injury cases.

They range from 16 to 66 pages.

Most have no reviews. Two have one star:

This is more of a pamphlet on why you should hire their lawfirm. In the 58 pages, there is probably 4 pages of content. Most of the information is repeated several times, and 90% is geared toward getting injured workers to hire their firm. If you want to hire them great. But just google the "author's" name and read about him there. If you are looking for information there are much better resources. This may be the worst $20 I have spent on a book.
 

https://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Store-Brian-Beckcom/s?rh=n%3A133140011%2Cp_27%3ABrian%2BBeckcom

 

And he was the starting safety for the Legal Eagles.

Wonder if my roommate the starting QB has ever mentioned that in public.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And he was the starting safety for the Legal Eagles.

Wonder if my roommate the starting QB has ever mentioned that in public.

Sounds like a typical aggy

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

He is a world-class egotist.

I stopped short of posting his basketball statistics, but I will now.

Yes, he did play for aTm as a freshman, logging 15 minutes in 7 games, scoring 2 points with 1 rebound and 1 assist.  I have zeros for all of those, so he's clearly a far better basketball player than I am.  Not sure I would have included that on my bio, though.

Oh - purple belt in Jiu Jitsu - I would have left that off, too.
 

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was Abe Lemons talking about our tough guy here? 

 

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The "single digit golfer" is what is amazing to me. Even Dear Leader Kim Jong Un, can only shoot an 18.

CHIEF

Hey, I know this guy.  His real name is Shiffer something or other...

On 11/29/2025 at 1:00 PM, Kennythetiger said:

You DO have a uterus end zone. 

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48 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

How do you be come an accomplished fly fisherman? You catch a fish?

You just say it. He’s the flagship fly fisherman in the State of Texas.

23 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Any info on a song that was played at dkr last night that aggie is trying to claim as thiers? Think it also got mentioned on the scoreboard. Sorry for the vague description.

Ohio state played that and “Bitch im from Texas” by bigxthaplug after they won the Texas game while people were walking out of the ‘shoe this season

17 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Is this for real or a Photoshop?

Oh it's real his detached shadow wears a hoodie for pants, how embarrasing

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

How do you be come an accomplished fly fisherman? You catch a fish?

You start by not claiming to be an accomplished fly fisherman.  

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

You just say it. He’s the flagship fly fisherman in the State of Texas.

Uh, I beg to differ. 😁

Lawyer guy forgot to mention which ‘christian’ mega church he pretends to attend, the years he’s been ‘married’ to his opposite sex wife and the white bread names of his children and dogs. 



and the white bread names of his children and dogs. 


Gonna go with Kyle, Kaylen, Kayleigh and Keyzer.

Were there any TexAgs posts mad about Elko being obese?  Those were the funniest ones last year

Honestly, I don't even have to create any Aggie content. I can't possibly top what they create: 

5342 days since A&M beat tu

This appeared on the DKR big screen during the game. Neglects to mention that tu refused to play us from 2012 to and incuding 2023, which accounts for about 4400 of those days.

The slime ball AD at tu, DeLoser Dodds, refused to play us and even told the other Big 12 schools not to play us.. They were afraid of JFF.

I look at this as typical tu butt hurt chicken **** caused by our failure to ask them for permission to join the SEC.

20 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:


 

 


Gonna go with Kyle, Kaylen, Kayleigh and Keyzer.

 

Dude's name is Brian Beckcom.  

I am going to go with Braedon, Bryson, Brooklyn, and Branlee.

3 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

I am going to go with Braedon, Bryson, Brooklyn, and Branlee.

He's aggy, so guaranteed to be Buckee, Kyle, Johnee, and McGee (as a first name)

On 11/29/2025 at 1:00 PM, Kennythetiger said:

You DO have a uterus end zone. 

Alimentary, my dear Kenny, is not the preferred end zone.

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23 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Top-level copium.

More from the 'you can't make this shit up' files ... nsiap

 

9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Sounds like a typical aggy

Uh...no...not if he is an honor's grad from UT Law School.  If true....obviously a smart dude....book-wise.

22 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I found the final boss:

 

I’m glad he had a poor time and hope he never comes back. 😁

28 minutes ago, wood said:

More from the 'you can't make this shit up' files ... nsiap

 

 

he must be the alter ego Matt Leinart uses when he posts... cause that fucking idiot just said the same shit Matt did 10 seconds after the clock hit zero in 2006

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Gonna go with Kyle, Kaylen, Kayleigh and Keyzer.

 

Don't forget Hunter.

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I'm sure it's been said, but they only played one of those teams... and lost.
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I found the final boss:
 
Always funny how many fights "almost" happened on the walk back to the car, when we know they left after the last INT and our fans were still rocking in the stadium.

Re: Elko bitching about the door being open during the press conference

I really am pretty enough to wish that there was a sign on the back of the door that said "This way to the SEC Championship Game" so he could see it after the door was closed.

21 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Re: Elko bitching about the door being open during the press conference

I really am pretty enough to wish that there was a sign on the back of the door that said "This way to the SEC Championship Game" so he could see it after the door was closed.

You're pretty, huh?

Humble, too.

1 hour ago, Modessit said:
On 11/29/2025 at 11:21 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:
I found the final boss:
 

Always funny how many fights "almost" happened on the walk back to the car, when we know they left after the last INT and our fans were still rocking in the stadium.

Yeah, by the time we got out of the stadium, there weren’t many aggies around and most Longhorns were still hanging around in and outside the stadium. And very few Longhorns were talking to the aggies who were around.

Why would we? They were doing their standard loser walk back to their cars and tractors. 

…Now that I think about, some dickbag aggie lawyer and his son looked lost, and said they weren’t sure what to do without fellow aggies to help them find their way from parking to the stadium and back. I felt sorry for the kid being stuck with such a beta loser for a dad, so I helped them figure out which parking garage they left their tractor in. 

18 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Guy who posted on Xitter:
https://www.vbattorneys.com/attorneys/brian-beckcom/

Photo looks like it got some AI help.  His reference to playing basketball at aTm is interesting. 

image.png.45d2cce2a9ab6d75dfec9e4067faf9a0.png

Brian Beckcom is one of the leading lawyers of his generation. Brian's peers have voted him a Texas Super Lawyer 14 years in a row, and every single year he has been eligible. Brian is also a Board Certified Expert in Personal Injury Trial Law by the Texas Board of Legal Specialization, a recognition shared by less than 2% of lawyers.

Brian has obtained hundreds of millions of dollars for his clients, and he and his law firm have obtained record-setting settlements and verdicts in a wide variety of significant legal cases.

Brian is also a Computer Scientist & Philosopher. He created and hosts the popular podcast "Lesson from Leaders with Brian Beckcom."

Brian is a military "brat," a purple belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, a single-digit golfer, a former college basketball player at Texas A&M, a four-year member of the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets, and an accomplished freshwater and saltwater fly fisherman.

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Brian is an honors graduate of the University of Texas School of Law. He is the author of 6 books and hundreds of articles on a wide variety of topics.

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This is the guy who was the reason "it didn't work out for them "? Vine Ok GIF

 

11 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Honestly, I don't even have to create any Aggie content. I can't possibly top what they create: 

5342 days since A&M beat tu

This appeared on the DKR big screen during the game. Neglects to mention that tu refused to play us from 2012 to and incuding 2023, which accounts for about 4400 of those days.

The slime ball AD at tu, DeLoser Dodds, refused to play us and even told the other Big 12 schools not to play us.. They were afraid of JFF.

I look at this as typical tu butt hurt chicken **** caused by our failure to ask them for permission to join the SEC.

Oh…but was the sign wrong or…

12 hours ago, wood said:

More from the 'you can't make this shit up' files ... nsiap

 

It’s a copypasta, oldest I can see it being used was 8 years ago on an NHL game.

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