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On 11/30/2025 at 1:27 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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and he had a tough night last night too lol

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My aggy employee just told me that she and her husband got scammed out of $700 buying fake tickets outside of DKR. 

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I meant to ask some aggies around me Friday how much they paid for their tickets and then laugh in their faces, but I forgot.

I did tell some of them leaving early that I hoped they paid a lot. 

They really believed they would win and acted like horses’ asses accordingly. 

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

My aggy employee just told me that she and her husband got scammed out of $700 buying fake tickets outside of DKR. 

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aggy on aggy crime?

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I meant to ask some aggies around me Friday how much they paid for their tickets and then laugh in their faces, but I forgot.

I did tell some of them leaving early that I hoped they paid a lot. 

They really believed they would win and acted like horses’ asses accordingly. 

Every single aggy I interacted with pre-game had supreme confidence in the outcome. Damn shame I didn't encounter any of them post-game.

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Leading up to the game, they were debating our position as a blue blood based on what have you done lately? There was much certitude on TexAgs that they were about to establish themselves as the pre-eminent, all-time big brother blue blood. No NC (natty to all you insiders so familiar with having one) in 20 years. Only 3 conference crowns this century. I mean, what is that in the face of all the Aggie achievement in the same period of time?

They were 11-0 and a chip shot from going undefeated, winning the SEC, and claiming their natty! They've locked down Elko! The sleeping giant would drag his mega-scrotum across the fehg faces at t.u.!

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But, an overrated 3-star fraud with a 5-star name shattered their dream. 

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4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Leading up to the game, they were debating our position as a blue blood based on what have you done lately? There was much certitude on TexAgs that they were about to establish themselves as the pre-eminent, all-time big brother blue blood. No NC (natty to all you insiders so familiar with having one) in 20 years.

I heard quite a bit of this prior to the game.  Never mind that it ignores the facts of a conference title and two final four playoff appearances in the last two years, it ignores the fact that they haven't done jack shit since FedEx was delivering their signing papers.

Aggies will never get over the hump until they recognize that they are the problem, and that ain't happening any time soon.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

ND should be considered as its own G level conference champ and take that auto bid if they are the highest rated.  Things feel much cleaner if nd is in instead of Memphis/UNT as opposed to along with. 

I've been thinking this too...why do they get an at large just for being ND...if they had another helmet they'd barely be top 15 or so.

ND should have joined the BIG years ago....and then Rutgers could have remained where they rightfully were.

15 minutes ago, Drew said:

I've been thinking this too...why do they get an at large just for being ND...if they had another helmet they'd barely be top 15 or so.

Duh! It's to keep the Aggies from their rightful place in the galaxy of star programs. ESiPN out front shoulda told ya.

16 minutes ago, Drew said:

I've been thinking this too...why do they get an at large just for being ND...if they had another helmet they'd barely be top 15 or so.

They're 11-1 in the SECX3.  Any team with that record is getting an at-large bid.  It doesn't matter that they're TAMU, that they feasted on the bottom half of the conference, or that they needed significant help from the stripes to get that record.  

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

They're 11-1 in the SECX3.  Any team with that record is getting an at-large bid.  It doesn't matter that they're TAMU, that they feasted on the bottom half of the conference, or that they needed significant help from the stripes to get that record.  

....so, I initially misread @Drew post too, and thought it said "...beating Notre Dame" 

But it says "...being Notre Dame" so he was talking about ND and not Aggy.

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It's an aggy investigation. 

 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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But, an overrated 3-star fraud with a 5-star name shattered their dream. 

 

I don't read TexAgs except for the few posts that are shared here.

Do they still think our 3-star QB with the 5-star name is overrated?

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2 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

It's an aggy investigation. 

 

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I don't read TexAgs except for the few posts that are shared here.

Do they still think our 3-star QB with the 5-star name is overrated?

Yes, but most recognize that he's at least pretty good. They weren't overly impressed with his passing Friday and think their poor scheming allowed his runs. In short, we were mainly lucky on a handful of plays.

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

Yes, but most recognize that he's at least pretty good. They weren't overly impressed with his passing Friday and think their poor scheming allowed his runs. In short, we were mainly lucky on a handful of plays.

But, how does he compare to Heisman candidate, Marcel "First" Reed?

8 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

It's an aggy investigation. 

 

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They’ll have to stiff Jimbo for a year’s payout.

6 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

It's an aggy investigation. 

 

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Holy shit, yes, please investigate the refereeing.

I mean Wingo was basically assaulted by two aggy DBs in one play and no flag, so there's plenty of reason to dig.

I'm not sure why aggy would fund this investigation, but by all means please do.

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

“A well-meaning friend” 

LMFAO

"....with an authentic-looking article"

What a f'n maroon

25 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Do they still think our 3-star QB with the 5-star name is overrated?

They probably still think Vince Young is overrated.

45 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

It's an aggy investigation. 

 

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Joke's on Cosmi, his jersey smells like liquid ass now...

“Asswater” is the preferred nomenclature, Dude.
38 minutes ago, South Austin said:

They probably still think Vince Young is overrated.

Well he ain't no Reggie McNeal!

On 11/29/2025 at 11:21 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I found the final boss:

 

Whoever posted that wasn’t there when Ricky broke the record. Or at the Nebraska game in 99.

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Whoever posted that wasn’t there when Ricky broke the record. Or at the Nebraska game in 99.

...or the UH game in '90

Tell me more about this "nerd effect", aggy. Is it nerdier than pretending to be Army?

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Whoever posted that wasn’t there when Ricky broke the record. Or at the Nebraska game in 99.

Yeah, but unlike now, when it's mostly nerdy semi-violent Tshirt fans, then it was manly mostly-violent Tshirt MEN!!! So much better. 

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

...or the UH game in '90

Tell me more about this "nerd effect", aggy. Is it nerdier than pretending to be Army?

We don't get our group cheers from milk men and hump on command like real men. 

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14 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

...or the UH game in '90

Tell me more about this "nerd effect", aggy. Is it nerdier than pretending to be Army?

That’s just what dumb guys cal smart guys

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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

We don't get our group cheers from milk men and hump on command like real men. 

Milk men? That's not milk my friend!

18 hours ago, nnm said:

They're 11-1 in the SECX3.  Any team with that record is getting an at-large bid.  It doesn't matter that they're TAMU, that they feasted on the bottom half of the conference, or that they needed significant help from the stripes to get that record.  

What?  I was talking about ND not aggie.

19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I heard quite a bit of this prior to the game.  Never mind that it ignores the facts of a conference title and two final four playoff appearances in the last two years, it ignores the fact that they haven't done jack shit since the pony express was delivering their signing papers.

Aggies will never get over the hump until they recognize that they are the problem, and that ain't happening any time soon.

FIFY

I had three groups of “fans” try to fight my son and I on the way out-Brian Beckom

"If you or any of your Aggie family were injured while trying to leave Memorial Stadium after the game on Friday night, call the tough smart lawyer Brian Beckom and he and his law firm will get you paid!"

Watching for the upcoming commercial to rival Brian Loncar, Jim Adler,

and others.

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39 minutes ago, Drew said:

What?  I was talking about ND not aggie.

My bad.  @MirrOlure also figured that out.  I am an idoit.

19 hours ago, TexasGary said:

It's an aggy investigation. 

 

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The slippery slope is people so stupid that they believe this is plausible. I'm not an attorney, I'm not a private investigator, and I'm not an athletic director, but I can't imagine a world any of those 3 ever shows up to any meeting in advance and tells or hears one of those parties tell them "This is exactly what this investigation will cost." 
 

 

16 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Miss OU vs OSU has something to say...

Like most aggy shit I dont think that post will age well. Why does that fanbase repeatedly step on rakes. When they lose in first round or Texas by miracle makes the playoffs this post will be memed. 

24 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Miss OU vs OSU has something to say...

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