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3 hours ago, Machinator said:

Here we go...

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Like moths to a flame.

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Here we go...
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He chose the tallest coaster in the park.

Interesting strategy.
17 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Probably doesn’t wanna see who’s fucking his ex now.

One of these guys? Or maybe all four?  I do know Candi is disappointed in the serious dropoff in quality.

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

He chose the tallest coaster in the park.

Interesting strategy.

If you're going to fall to your death, you might as well do it in spectacular fashion.

One of these guys? Or maybe all four?  I do know Candi is disappointed in the serious dropoff in quality.
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I doubt any of those guys have ever fucked a woman.

So...You know how their starting left tackle Koda Martin is pretty bad but has to start because everyone else they have is much worse? Yeah, well he just transferred to Syracuse today. Remember no matter how bad our OL is, it could always be worse. 

Yep.  Koda Martin.  They lineman dumbass Dave Campbell's Texas Football picked as the best o-lineman in the state last year over Connor Williams.

The Koda Martin announcement

Well it's one way to get players to transfer out of your program. Getting them nearly killed by a heat stroke on a practice field. I assume he'll be okay at Syracuse since his father-in-law, Dino Babers, is the head coach. Unless of course, Babers isn't thrilled with Koda being married to his daughter.

Not surprising, but here comes the hard sell to Shepherd to commit to Aggy for guaranteed left tackle spot day 1 and cancel his visit to UT this weekend.

Can’t say I blame them, well except for the whole hiring the strength and conditioning coach that almost gets his players killed. That part I can blame them for.

On 3/29/2018 at 5:32 PM, The Grassy Nole said:

Don't tell me Landfill and his twin brother Gill were aggies

 

 

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8 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Not surprising, but here comes the hard sell to Shepherd to commit to Aggy for guaranteed left tackle spot day 1 and cancel his visit to UT this weekend.

Can’t say I blame them, well except for the whole hiring the strength and conditioning coach that almost gets his players killed. That part I can blame them for.

I guarantee Martin's family disliked Jimbo way before that. 

Martin's dad has gone on several rants about 7v7 coaches/trainers and why Texas HS coaches should be prioritized. I'm going to guess an old school Texas HS coach like Kirk Martin doesn't exactly like Jimbo. 

Either way, A&M's OL is going to be a shit show next year. 

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I think the whole team will be a shit show this year, as evidenced by their spring game. (btw they won).  Between laughing so hard I got dizzy, and getting so nauseated I nearly gagged from the homers knob slobbering, it was quite entertaining.  All this, not to mention the return of johnny eightball to pyle field

Stupid sips. He knows how to win national championships or nattys as we like to call them.

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F.A.C.I.L.I.T.I.E.S. We has them.

SEC. Sleeping Giant. Natural advantages. Tradition. We has them, too.

Nattys? We jump into it.

HaHaHaHaHa!

Whoop!

If the gomers want to see nattys they should drive over to bama and see theirs. It will be closest they will ever get to one.

If the gomers want to see nattys they should drive over to bama and see theirs. It will be closest they will ever get to one.

Our Natty's are closer
3 minutes ago, maninblack said:


Our Natty's are closer

True, but we don't want aggy in our neighborhood.

52 minutes ago, maninblack said:


Our Natty's are closer

We don’t have SEC National Championships so they don’t count.

True, but we don't want aggy in our neighborhood.

Trash can tipped over and dog knocked up.

6 hours ago, Leanderman said:

If the gomers want to see nattys they should drive over to bama and see theirs. It will be closest they will ever get to one.

I'm pretty sure jimbo will take his players on a tour of bama's trophy case when they visit this year.  "See boys, this here is what we will have one day....selfie anyone"?

Nattys?  John Sharp just made up one and Jimbo got the trophy for display in the Hall of Champeens!  Dated 20--

16 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

So...You know how their starting left tackle Koda Martin is pretty bad but has to start because everyone else they have is much worse? Yeah, well he just transferred to Syracuse today. Remember no matter how bad our OL is, it could always be worse. 

Nonsense. Chief Marine will coach em up to be all district, ya stupid sip

Anybody who uses the term "Natty" in a non-mocking manner is immediately classified as a dumbass.

6 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

We don’t have SEC National Championships so they don’t count.

Sometimes you win National Championships without winning SEC Championships. 

Howdy, Doody.

I have a hard time engineerin'  and stackin' these Legos.  I stay up all night worried to death that the Legos will fall and I will be kicked out of the redass redpot jizz club.  Maybe I ought to stack to Lincoln logs.  

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They played with Legos for the entire semester?

Sounds about right.

This explains everything.  The new engineering building looks like some junior high architecture students got ahold of some Jack Daniels and an erector set.

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

This explains everything.  The new engineering building looks like some junior high architecture students got ahold of some Jack Daniels and an erector set.

It probably was built by a few drunk middle schoolers using erector sets. 

Sometimes you win National Championships without winning SEC Championships. 



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1939.  i can not imagine the aggy if they even made it to the national championship game or playoff.

 

Thoughts and prayers to the families of the students killed in The Great Lego Tragedy of 2018.

7 hours ago, GHOST HORN said:

1939.  i can not imagine the aggy if they even made it to the national championship game or playoff.

 

Hopefully Putin will handle it better than Hitler did.

Kemah Siverand announced yesterday that he's grad transfering 

9 hours ago, GHOST HORN said:

1939.  i can not imagine the aggy if they even made it to the national championship game or playoff.

 

Weren't they insufferable enough back in 2012 when they finally managed a winning record in conference play? More than four wins against SEC teams is a generational accomplishment for the A&M program.

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Kemah Siverand announced yesterday that he's grad transfering 

He was playing CB for them... they were already crap there.  It's not a big loss, because he wasn't that great, but they were already thin.  There should be lots of attrition... they're planning on taking a large class, but they don't have many scholarship seniors this year.  Quite a few kids are going to be pushed out... most of them will be kids from in state. 

The only time something like that ever worked for me was when my physics professor agreed to bump me up from a B to an A cause I happened to be the highest B in the class. Got lucky but asking to move an exam is absurd. Failing exams in engineering is a tradition.

It was very brave of that Aggie "engineer" to not throw in his emotional distress over his team Leggo project not working. That's some rough tough real stuff right there.

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

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PHRASING

Someone should tell Karen that Herman ended his 1st season at UH by kicking Jimbo's ass then started the following season by being more physical and beating a team that Schmidt was the S&C coach for.

I think Candi would beg to differ.
Only in the case of jimbo..

Everyone else is IN
21 hours ago, George Clooney said:

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Aggy engineering student can’t handle aggy classes and begs professor to move exam date.

Don't make fun of aggys playing with Legos. In all fairness, we are talking about a university that uses Curious George and Dr. Seuss as required reading for upper division classes.

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