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19 hours ago, sdm said:

Well he ain't no Reggie McNeal!

That's Reggie "real deal" McNeal stoopid sip.  Show some respect! 

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

Miss OU vs OSU has something to say...

Guess she forgot where they sat and watched the horns play the last few years?    Not nearly hot enough to be an aggy and a bitch. 

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22 hours ago, TexasGary said:

It's an aggy investigation. 

 

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The significant number of people that are gullible enough to believe this crap is a big problem in our world today. 

22 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

The significant number of people that are gullible enough to believe this crap is a big problem in our world today. 

From the inside you can’t explain it. From the outside you can’t understand it. 

23 hours ago, TexasGary said:

It's an aggy investigation. 

 

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It’s money well spent. They’ll find that aggy was receiving preferential treatment with missed holding calls and missed PI calls.

4 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Like most aggy shit I dont think that post will age well. Why does that fanbase repeatedly step on rakes. When they lose in first round or Texas by miracle makes the playoffs this post will be memed. 

Isn't she a Barstool Sports collaborator?

Portnoy needs to make sure she gets dolled up and show a little skin whenever she's on camera. I doubt many in his audience give a shit about her opinions on sports. Especially unhinged, angry, aggy rants. 

12 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Isn't she a Barstool Sports collaborator?

Portnoy needs to make sure she gets dolled up and show a little skin whenever she's on camera. I doubt many in his audience give a shit about her opinions on sports. Especially unhinged, angry, aggy rants. 

I thought the same thing - talk your unhinged shit but look good doing it. 

1 minute ago, Hookem10 said:

I thought the same thing - talk your unhinged shit but look good doing it. 

Great minds and whatnot. Her name is Kayce Smith, not that it matters.

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2 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Is it a $7 million data dump?

Yes, I think they are known for that.

Can they play Enter Sandman in that stadium yet?

Oh, and 'Facilities!' has yet to win ... anything.

8 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Miss OU vs OSU has something to say...

That is a bitter bitch.

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8 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Like most aggy shit I dont think that post will age well. Why does that fanbase repeatedly step on rakes. When they lose in first round or Texas by miracle makes the playoffs this post will be memed. 

This is the way.  aggy is going to talk a lot of shit (as is sooner) in the next few weeks.  Ignore it.  In due time they will be bounced from the playoffs with no hardware to show for it, and the lasting memory of their 2025 season will be their dick in one hand and a loss to Texas in the other.

8 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Miss OU vs OSU has something to say...

She would sound much more pleasant with my dick in her mouth.

12 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Great minds and whatnot. Her name is Kayce Smith, not that it matters.

 

Looks like she’s gained some lbs this football season….

3 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Looks like she’s gained some lbs this football season….

Haven’t we all?

4 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

As a Texas fan, I'm sad to see him leave.

The worst thing that could happen is Elko hiring from the Briles tree - that offense fucks up PK so hard.  Or throwing a bag at Grubb

55 minutes ago, NYBevo said:

Chris Klieman is retiring. Collin Klein set to be his replacement. Ag may go into playoff without OC.

https://themercury.com/k_state_sports/klieman-to-retire-klein-to-be-hired-as-ksu-fb-head-coach/article_40a78b23-ceec-4728-9a3f-213adc065d7e.html

Shit, they may make some noise in the playoffs,  now.  Who am I kidding, they'll aggy themselves out in the first round..it's who they are. 

I thought Klieman would have done better at kstate. I like that guy. Hell of a run at NDSU. 

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I thought Klieman would have done better at kstate. I like that guy. Hell of a run at NDSU. 

I gotta believe most K-State fans are happy averaging 8 wins per season.

They know their place in the pecking order. Klein shouldn't say anything to give them unrealistic expectations about the future. The Big 12 is gettable if they can ramp up their NIL a bit.

2 hours ago, NYBevo said:

Chris Klieman is retiring. Collin Klein set to be his replacement. Ag may go into playoff without OC.

https://themercury.com/k_state_sports/klieman-to-retire-klein-to-be-hired-as-ksu-fb-head-coach/article_40a78b23-ceec-4728-9a3f-213adc065d7e.html

 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Shit, they may make some noise in the playoffs,  now.  Who am I kidding, they'll aggy themselves out in the first round..it's who they are. 

Aggie will pretend they're better without him, and then use his loss as an excuse for why they lose.

Just watch.

Texas a&m is currently set to play in their first post season game in program history where they are not eliminated from championship discussions. In their 1939 championship the final AP poll was released after the regular season and that was not changed until 1965. Every other year that it would have mattered they were ineligible for bowls due to NCAA infractions.  

Here is a list of around 35 teams that have played a post season game with NC implications before they did.

Regular Bowl games 1965-1991

Michigan State, Arkansas, Alabama, Nebraska, USC, Ohio State, Texas Nebraska, Notre Dame, Penn State, Pittsburg, Clemson, Georgia, Miami, Clemson, BYU, West Virginia, Colorado, Georgia Tech (coaches poll), Washington (coaches poll)

Bowl Coalition (1992–1994)

Florida State

Bowl Alliance (1995–1997)
Florida, Michigan

Bowl Championship Series (1998–2013)
Tennessee, Virginia Tech, LSU, Oregon, Auburn,

Playoff Era (2014-Present)

TCU, Cincinnati, Arizona State, Boise State, SMU, Indiana, Texas Tech, Ole Miss and finally Texas a&m TBD (Tulane Virginia Duke James Madison and North Texas)

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

The worst thing that could happen is Elko hiring from the Briles tree - that offense fucks up PK so hard.  Or throwing a bag at Grubb

i dont give a shit who they hire. They will fuck it up because thats what it means to be aggy. 

Lets us hope the gomers hire this guy. The fireworks would be priceless :)

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2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

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it worked for Ohio State! Mike Elko and Ryan Day are virtually the same offensive minds!

 

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very funny, am and ut engineering are the two powerhouse engineering colleges (rice too). they lead a state with some very good engineering colleges ....

 

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20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

very funny, am and ut engineering are the two powerhouse engineering colleges (rice too). they lead a state with some very good engineering colleges ....

 

"An Aggie never lies"

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37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

very funny, am and ut engineering are the two powerhouse engineering colleges (rice too). they lead a state with some very good engineering colleges ....

 

Holy shit. Flashbacks to every Charlie Brown cartoon ever.

On 12/2/2025 at 2:56 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

NSIAP. Bartstool guys go hard.
 

 

 

When everything is a tradition, having traditions becomes meaningless.

That guy has undergrad and MS degrees from A&M, but his PhD is from Rice.  He also taught at UT for 20 years.  He's not exactly the typical Aggie.

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That guy has undergrad and MS degrees from A&M, but his PhD is from Rice.  He also taught at UT for 20 years.  He's not exactly the typical Aggie.

 

aggy : sounds extremely woke !!

On 11/28/2025 at 11:37 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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After all these years you would figure that they would be used to being mocked and laughed at, after all its turdition.

On 12/2/2025 at 2:56 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

NSIAP. Bartstool guys go hard.
 

 

 

He goes hard till he gets on one of those Barstool podcasts with Kayce Smith, then he kisses her ass.

Barstool is just a way to get eyeballs and clicks, it's all an act that Portnoy created.

It's trying to be like McAfee, but edgier, it's all actors playing a role like that Brandon Walker does, it's the WWE without the violence, which gives the WWE more credibility.

What would MSG so without aggy content?

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15 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

He goes hard till he gets on one of those Barstool podcasts with Kayce Smith, then he kisses her ass.

Barstool is just a way to get eyeballs and clicks, it's all an act that Portnoy created.

It's trying to be like McAfee, but edgier, it's all actors playing a role like that Brandon Walker does, it's the WWE without the violence, which gives the WWE more credibility.

shut up casual

26 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

What would MSG so without aggy content?

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"Time for another 100 year decision"

After what ... 14 years? LMFAO. Never change, aggy. Never change.

1 minute ago, wood said:

"Time for another 100 year decision"

After what ... 14 years? LMFAO. Never change, aggy. Never change.

Not all 100 years are created equal.

The B1G is full of mid programs like Texas A&M for Ohio State to poop on.  They would be welcomed.

4 hours ago, nnm said:

"An Aggie never lies"

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By this aggy logic a hallowed SEC ‘ship’ for 2025 should in works for the stadium wall based on records. T-shirts and cups to follow. 

10 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

By this aggy logic a hallowed SEC ‘ship’ for 2025 should in works for the stadium wall based on records. T-shirts and cups to follow. 

Guaranteed. 

55 minutes ago, wood said:

"Time for another 100 year decision"

After what ... 14 years? LMFAO. Never change, aggy. Never change.

This why it was so pleasant not to deal with these people for the period till we joined the SEC.

If things don't go the way they want, then it's time to move on to the next big thing, which means getting away from big brother.

Please go Aggy, it would be so enjoyable to watch you play in the snow in the Big 10 in November and still never win a title there.

 

 

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