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What in their narrow little minds makes them think the B1G wants anything to do with them?

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Collin Klein back to K-State as HC. Will coach aggy through the playoffs. 

3 hours ago, utee94 said:

The B1G is full of mid programs like Texas A&M for Ohio State to poop on.  They would be welcomed.

Maybe they are talking about moving back to the Big 12!

Why is it certain Klein would leave before CFP?
He should leave now before they get pantsed again. Otherwise the Fighting Purple Wizards might change their mind.
3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

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Unfortunately, one of UT’s losses was to one of those teams with a losing SECX3 record. Cheez-it bowl result. 

On 12/2/2025 at 4:28 PM, Tex Pete said:

From the inside you can’t explain it. From the outside you can’t understand it. can only point and laugh.

FIFY

not an original idea , but if you look at the top half here there's a lot of unplayed ball . ESPN would probably go bananas for an SEC Playin Day , take the top 8 by whatever agreed upon metric. highest ranking with tie breakers gets the championship and BYE into the playoffs . same number of games in general , but more teams play that last round 

adjusting to limit rematch , who doesnt want to see these games (ok maybe mizzou at ole miss sucks :D) 

- texas at bama

- ou at georgia 

- mizzou at ole miss 

- vandy at aggy 

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13 hours ago, TOR said:

What in their narrow little minds makes them think the B1G wants anything to do with them?

B1G: Thanks, but we already have our allotted cult school, and even they have national titles that don't predate the death of Hitler. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

B1G: Thanks, but we already have our allotted cult school, and even they have national titles that don't predate the death of Hitler. 

They should definitely lead the next stage of realignment to the BIG 12 , they'd finally be the big dawgs they've always wanted to be 

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

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This mirrors the covid year when they played a bunch of trams with losing records, freshman QB's, and new coaches.  They were a fraud then and are a fraud now.  Next year will be back to the usual 8-4 type seasons.

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

very funny, am and ut engineering are the two powerhouse engineering colleges (rice too). they lead a state with some very good engineering colleges ....

 

That's a lot of brown for an aggy elevator. 

24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

This mirrors the covid year when they played a bunch of trams with losing records, freshman QB's, and new coaches.  They were a fraud then and are a fraud now.  Next year will be back to the usual 8-4 type seasons.

Those years resulted in some sweet, sweet extensions

14 hours ago, TOR said:

What in their narrow little minds makes them think the B1G wants anything to do with them?

dude

they have a standing offer

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dude

they have a standing offer

Have a seat here at the childrens table with Nebraska ,  Rutgers , and Michigan State 

21 hours ago, Js1 said:

B1G: Thanks, but we already have our allotted cult school, and even they have national titles that don't predate the death of Hitler. 

Nebraska?

They should definitely lead the next stage of realignment to the BIG 12 , they'd finally be the big dawgs they've always wanted to be 

Shhhh, don’t tell them tech is still in the conference.
39 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Shhhh, don’t tell them tech is still in the conference.

They’ll lose to Tech in the playoffs and start lobbying for membership in the new PAC-12. 

On 12/4/2025 at 5:33 PM, Al Czervik said:

By this aggy logic a hallowed SEC ‘ship’ for 2025 should in works for the stadium wall based on records. T-shirts and cups to follow. 

Aggie paradox exists, if they try and claim an SEC title for 2025 for finishing in a 4 way tie, don’t they have to acknowledge UT won in 2024 as the only one loss conference team in 2024, first year in conference?

57 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

Aggie paradox exists, if they try and claim an SEC title for 2025 for finishing in a 4 way tie, don’t they have to acknowledge UT won in 2024 as the only one loss conference team in 2024, first year in conference?

Red pill, Blue pill 

3 hours ago, Jimbob said:

Aggie paradox exists, if they try and claim an SEC title for 2025 for finishing in a 4 way tie, don’t they have to acknowledge UT won in 2024 as the only one loss conference team in 2024, first year in conference?

"But, that wuz only 'cuz those dammed 'sips were gifted the easiest SEC schedule.... uhhhhh... wait."

On 12/5/2025 at 4:23 AM, Leanderman said:

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It's like the covid year all over again

1 hour ago, Gaffords said:

It's like the covid year all over again

Including the big contract extension.

Return Of The Jedi Episode 6 GIF

Jimbo's extension, by the way, would still have 6 more years on it.

We can't get Florida off the schedule, but A&M can clearly get UGA off the schedule?  OK.

SEC pundits are like SEC fans -- average IQ of 85.

9 hours ago, Jimbob said:

Aggie paradox exists, if they try and claim an SEC title for 2025 for finishing in a 4 way tie, don’t they have to acknowledge UT won in 2024 as the only one loss conference team in 2024, first year in conference?

No, because Texas lost in the SEC championship game in 2024.   Since Aggie didn't lose in the SEC championship game, they can claim the hypothetical that they would have won that game if they had been in it, therefore championship on the stadium and all related cups and t-shirts are legit.  </aglogic>

aggy already bitching that their playoff bracket is too hard. Those pussies are going out first round.

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36 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

aggy already bitching that their playoff bracket is too hard. Those pussies are going out first round.

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That’s an Sec path, aggy.

SEC Mike and a few others know how to keep a floor to their ratings: Tell Aggies what they want to hear. Tapping into their desire to find a way to say they actually beat Texas even after losing to them is the smart business move. 

Stoking their fantasy about being elite is another smart move. We know what's next.

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8 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

They’ll beat Miami. Miami is soft and not good. 

aggy is soft and aggy

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I want the delicious spectacle of aggy losing to Miami and missing Georgia for yet another year. 

So, do they "recruit" for meat judging? Have official visitors, a nice little Charcuterie Board and a nice bottle of their finest sparkling grape juice awaiting them at their wonderful stay at the Motel 6 or Holiday Inn?

Obviously I want them to lose round one, but winning and then finally getting face fucked by Georgia would work too.

47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Obviously I want them to lose round one, but winning and then finally getting face fucked by Georgia would work too.

I take a perverse joy out of them never playing Georgia, so I will be happy with an 0-1 effort.  I mean, we've played Georgia 3 times in the past two years, and admittedly shit the bed on balance, but their avoidance is astonishing.  Let's keep it rolling as long as it doesn't make a difference.

aggy did not play any of the 12 teams that are going to the playoffs….nada….zip….none….zero…..not until they play Miami!

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