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14 hours ago, South Austin said:

To go work for Georgia the state, not just Georgia the university.

Next stop should have been Georgia, the country. 

Not a head coach the size of Georgia 

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12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"historic season of success" = #7 in the country

It's true.

First time aggy has achieved a winning record in consecutive years in conference since 1999-2000.

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Is that inspired trolling or plain ol' dumbassery?

20 minutes ago, TOR said:

Is that inspired trolling or plain ol' dumbassery?

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On 12/9/2025 at 12:38 AM, campcrunk said:

Between this shit and running his mouth last year, Zuhn is pretty goddamn dumb even for an aggy football, player and is probably going to need to continue to get his dick knocked in the dirt a few (more) times before learning to STFU. If he ever does

He is an aggy and they never STFU even when they get their shit kicked in.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

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Quality satire.  But in all seriousness, for God's sake let's do all we can to keep Marcel Reed at aggy.

Thanks. It was funnier the 2nd time.

Don’t know why it did that stupid shit. Tried it edit it out before I got caught.
On 12/8/2025 at 8:32 PM, BurntEyes said:

Both of these schools were able to beat Florida and both beat ND.

And... that's it. Combined they've beaten ND and that's why theyre in the CFP... 

I guess if you're offering shit tartar or a shit sammich the bread is the most palatable part so...shit sammich it is I guess. I will find joy because one has to lose. I hope it's a blow out, I guess. 

Damn, I actually laughed out loud. Nice!

4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Rachel McAdams is hot as fuck.

The evolution of Rachel McAdams, The Notebook premiere in 2004 - Her most  recent public appearance in 2020! Happy 42nd Birthday to my favorite  actress! I can't put into words how much

Sir, you and I drink from the same bowl. That is the hottest woman on the planet and she only gets better with age. Got Dammm.

They have some dude I’ve never heard of win SEC Defense POY?  Did that clown even make a tackle against us?

I thought Elko took over the defense after Wisner gashed them for a billion yards in 2024. Bateman was DC in name only/recruiter

2 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Man, TAMU is the stepping stone job to... KENTUCKY?!

 

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And replaced him with James Madisons DC that was with him at Duke. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I thought Elko took over the defense after Wisner gashed them for a billion yards in 2024. Bateman was DC in name only/recruiter

He did and its been not great most of the year. Also may be losing their DL coach to VT. 

Gotta keep paying Jimbo to not coach and can't pay current coaches what the market will bear.  Aggy gonna Aggy.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Trading CS for Lexington is a nice upgrade.

 

As would Harlem, Compton, etc. 

The good ship SS Aggy has taken 2 departure torpedoes with Klein and Bateman leaving.  I only imagine the meltdown on txags.  

Malfunction Junction, someone used to read the Houston Post and Lynn Ashby   

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

I thought Elko took over the defense after Wisner gashed them for a billion yards in 2024. Bateman was DC in name only/recruiter

ya stupid sip, we didn't give a furk about Bateman and Elko took over the defense and we stopped Wisner in '25

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

19 hours ago, UT59 said:

Malfunction Junction, someone used to read the Houston Post and Lynn Ashby   

Plus, rep for Lynn Ashby.  He wrote a story about okra, dominos and Mr. Sellars (family friend). It was always a favorite.

So aggy dodges Georgia YET AGAIN next year.  And didn't they have to drop their cupcake game against Citadel?  Someone didn't tell them, if so.

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That has 8-4 written all over it, at least at the moment. Maybe Elko can roll the dice and win again in the portal. November looks dicey.

For a number of reasons, it would be fun to roll into Kyle Field, undefeated and top 3, then show them what finishing is all about.

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So aggy dodges Georgia YET AGAIN next year.  And didn't they have to drop their cupcake game against Citadel?  Someone didn't tell them, if so.

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aggy v blou   Such a conflict. No denying that both schools are considered rivals.  However, I consider blou to be our seasonal marque event.  Guess I'll back the wife and pull for aggy for 3 hours of one day of the year.  I feel dirty already.  Yuck.

18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And didn't they have to drop their cupcake game against Citadel? 

Why? They have a P4 and 2 cupcakes + 9 SEC games. Perfectly cromulent schedule. 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why? They have a P4 and 2 cupcakes + 9 SEC games. Perfectly cromulent schedule. 

Ah, didn't realize they had 9 total.  Just seeing Citadel randomly in the middle of the schedule is weird.

Very pussy

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One game with UGA in their first 16 years of SEC football, barring a conference championship game matchup in 2026 or 2027.  Ridiculous.

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yup.  2019 in Athens.  UGA won 19-13.

Maybe the sec is looking out for georgia instead.  That would be an embarrassing loss for them.  

53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

One game with UGA in their first 16 years of SEC football, barring a conference championship game matchup in 2026 or 2027.  Ridiculous.

 

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I believe aggy scheduled missouri st when they were an fcs team, so they should have been playing TWO fcs teams next season

2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

aggy v blou   Such a conflict. No denying that both schools are considered rivals.  However, I consider blou to be our seasonal marque event.  Guess I'll back the wife and pull for aggy for 3 hours of one day of the year.  I feel dirty already.  Yuck.

Just don't watch that shit. Unless OU beats them 77-0 again then tune in for the dancing.

SIAP, but this guy is such a dork..."1st 9 weeks"...because after that, 3 of our last 4 are away games, and that wouldn't fit their narrative. We have the same number of home games as aggy next year:

 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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So if they hadn't lost to us they would have slept through the playoffs? Yeah ok dude.

37 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

SIAP, but this guy is such a dork..."1st 9 weeks"...because after that, 3 of our last 4 are away games, and that wouldn't fit their narrative. We have the same number of home games as aggy next year:

 

That looks like the schedule of a team that just kicked your ass.

 
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UGA for all games 9 games? That should keep both out of the playoffs! UGA 9-0 vs. aTm but missing the playoffs due to strength of schedule. Ha ha!
12 minutes ago, Pancho said:

TexAgs is paying for this “publicity” because A&M’s home record the last few years says otherwise 

 

 

Toughest?

 

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