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Texas A&M leads college football in alcohol revenue, per report

Texas A&M topped the list with $4,740,922 in revenue generated by 277,156 alcohol units sold.
 

….from a school who laughed at us when we started alcohol…..

Well,  most of us are already close to blacking out when we enter the stadium so buying a few beers ain’t gonna do too much. You uncultured weirdos don’t allow people to tailgate on the grass so that kind of lends itself to drinking more in the stadium.

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Texas A&M leads college football in alcohol revenue, per report

Texas A&M topped the list with $4,740,922 in revenue generated by 277,156 alcohol units sold.
 

….from a school who laughed at us when we started alcohol…..
Well,  most of us are already close to blacking out when we enter the stadium so buying a few beers ain’t gonna do too much. You uncultured weirdos don’t allow people to tailgate on the grass so that kind of lends itself to drinking more in the stadium.

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19 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Toughest?

 

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8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas A&M leads college football in alcohol revenue, per report

Texas A&M topped the list with $4,740,922 in revenue generated by 277,156 alcohol units sold.
 

….from a school who laughed at us when we started alcohol…..

Well,  most of us are already close to blacking out when we enter the stadium so buying a few beers ain’t gonna do too much. You uncultured weirdos don’t allow people to tailgate on the grass so that kind of lends itself to drinking more in the stadium.

So they have “reached the point where they require the numbing effects of alcohol.”

7 minutes ago, ABSR said:

So they have “reached the point where they require the numbing effects of alcohol.”

They reached that over 100 years ago. Turdition. 

32 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

Simple arithmetic: $4,740,922 ÷ 277,156 = $17.10 per drink...can...whatever. The  jokes really do write themselves. 

Have you ever bought drinks at the club behind the north end zone at DKR? It is just as bad, if not worse. 
 

CHIEF

30 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Have you ever bought drinks at the club behind the north end zone at DKR? It is just as bad, if not worse. 

I haven't been to that club level since LSU 2019, but in the main part of the stadium I've bought plenty of shitty Aggie-esque beers for what, $6?

On 12/12/2025 at 10:38 AM, markstanco said:

Maybe the sec is looking out for georgia instead.  That would be an embarrassing loss for them.  

Hate to back aggy ever, but they easily could have won that game.  There was either a blatant horse collar or DPI that was missed that was a momentum killer.   I was watching it at an ags house, and remember it was a blatant fucking of them.  Almost considered feeling bad for them for a minute, then decided fuck em. 

15 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Hate to back aggy ever, but they easily could have won that game.  There was either a blatant horse collar or DPI that was missed that was a momentum killer.   I was watching it at an ags house, and remember it was a blatant fucking of them.  Almost considered feeling bad for them for a minute, then decided fuck em. 

Win or lose, doesn't matter.  1 game in 16 years?  Come on, that's a seriously fucked up scheduling procedure.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Win or lose, doesn't matter.  1 game in 16 years?  Come on, that's a seriously fucked up scheduling procedure.

agree.  Funny part is on Txaggy they get really really pissed off about missing that game every year.  Never seen a team shuck every opportunity to play a quality opponent while simultaneously complaining when they don't get an annual roadgrader team on their schedule.   Ah shucks, we didnt get that team that's going to beat us by 35 again!!!1!!   Fucking Snakey at it again!!!!1!!

I don't have the numbers handy, but I'd bet a dollar to a doughnut that our conference strength of schedule flipped with A&M in just one year, and WE PLAYED THE SAME SCHEDULE(S) AS LAST YEAR.

Be careful what you wish for.

Kind of a recruiter/developer guy?

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Holmon Wiggins served as the wide receivers coach and assistant head coach of offense for the University of Alabama football team from 2019 to 2023 under head coach Nick Saban.
 He joined Alabama after coaching wide receivers at Virginia Tech (2015–2018) and Memphis (2012–2015), and prior to that, he held coaching roles at Tulsa, Illinois State, and his alma mater, the University of New Mexico.
 During his tenure at Alabama, Wiggins played a key role in developing several standout wide receivers, including DeVonta Smith, who won the Heisman Trophy in 2020 while under his guidance.
 Smith's historic season included setting SEC records for receptions, receiving yards, and touchdowns.
 Wiggins also coached other first-round NFL Draft picks such as Jaylen Waddle, Jerry Jeudy, Henry Ruggs III, and Jameson Williams.
 In 2021, he was promoted to assistant head coach of offense in addition to his role as wide receivers coach.
 Wiggins was recognized as one of the top recruiters in the nation, ranked No. 2 nationally by the 247Sports Composite, and was instrumental in recruiting high-profile prospects like Ryan Williams and Julian Sayin.
 He left Alabama in January 2024 to join Texas A&M as co-offensive coordinator and wide receivers coach under head coach Mike Elko.

 

5 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

now that its official what do we need to know about chief wiggins ? 

 

Imagine giving jeff Banks the OC and play calling duties. 

48 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Watching the game saturday with aggy. Just ordered some Miami swag to wear.

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9 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Imagine giving jeff Banks the OC and play calling duties. 

Dangerous post, but what the hell:

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10 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Imagine giving jeff Banks the OC and play calling duties. 

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Edit:  @jimmyjazz beat me to the joke.  Took me too long to find the image.  Was looking for a gif.

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17 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

now that its official what do we need to know about chief wiggins ? 

 

Good bloodlines

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14 minutes ago, TOR said:

During his tenure at Alabama, Wiggins played a key role in developing several standout wide receivers, including DeVonta Smith, who won the Heisman Trophy in 2020 while under his guidance.
 Smith's historic season included setting SEC records for receptions, receiving yards, and touchdowns.
 Wiggins also coached other first-round NFL Draft picks such as Jaylen Waddle, Jerry Jeudy, Henry Ruggs III, and Jameson Williams.

Was it his coaching, or the fact that he was dealing with 3-deep 5* guys?  I guess we'll see.

29 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

now that its official what do we need to know about chief wiggins ? 

1st time playcaller

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37 minutes ago, TOR said:

Kind of a recruiter/developer guy?

 

Well, they sure upgraded at WR this year....difference makers, and makes their QB look better.

24 minutes ago, nnm said:

Was it his coaching, or the fact that he was dealing with 3-deep 5* guys?  I guess we'll see.

It does tend to make a coach look good when you have the 5*s....and the head coach as well.   Saban always knew having the best recruits made his job a lot easier...

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

It does tend to make a coach look good when you have the 5*s....and the head coach as well.   Saban always knew having the best recruits made his job a lot easier...

why don't we just pay more 5*s , are we stupid or something ? 

On 12/14/2025 at 12:37 PM, Tex Pete said:

Toughest?

 

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Rough, tough, real stuff!

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't have the numbers handy, but I'd bet a dollar to a doughnut that our conference strength of schedule flipped with A&M in just one year, and WE PLAYED THE SAME SCHEDULE(S) AS LAST YEAR.

Be careful what you wish for.

It’s pretty close, though our schedule last year was a little harder than theirs this year.  16, 15, 13, 12, 11, 10, 6, and 1

this year they played 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8, and 5

It’s ridiculous they have only played UGA once, but I think it’s because no one outside the cult gives a single shit about them, just look at the TV numbers.  They have to balance the marquee programs with high viewership games, yet trying to be careful not to overload the schedule and harm the top resumes.
 

Aggie is lower mid of the conference so by the time they get to making their schedule they just cobble something together.

Just now, Jimbob said:

It’s pretty close, though our schedule last year was a little harder than theirs this year.  16, 15, 13, 12, 11, 10, 6, and 1

this year they played 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8, and 5

It’s ridiculous they have only played UGA once, but I think it’s because no one outside the cult gives a single shit about them, just look at the TV numbers.  They have to balance the marquee programs with high viewership games, yet trying to be careful not to overload the schedule and harm the top resumes.
 

Aggie is lower mid of the conference so by the time they get to making their schedule they just cobble something together.

which is hilarious because A&M was all beating their chest about how Texas didn't bring anything to the Media deal. Whenever this thing gets upped is going to go gangbusters 

Miami is going to wreck their shit along the LOS. We owned them on both sides and Miami has a much better OL and while doesn't have the depth we do along the DL, they have dudes that will make the aggy OL look bad. Without the SEC officials to cover for them, aggy will get popped for some holdings.

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Miami is going to wreck their shit along the LOS. We owned them on both sides and Miami has a much better OL and while doesn't have the depth we do along the DL, they have dudes that will make the aggy OL look bad. Without the SEC officials to cover for them, aggy will get popped for some holdings.

As much as I endorse this position,  I'm reminded that Mario Cristobal is their coach and Carson Beck is the QB.

12 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

As much as I endorse this position,  I'm reminded that Mario Cristobal is their coach and Carson Beck is the QB.

I get it. It is the opposite of the irresistible force meets an immovable object. 

6 hours ago, texasdago said:

Good bloodlines

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Goddammit…beat me to it

19 minutes ago, texasdago said:

#121 Total Defense 

Sure

It’s for recruiting. Mehlko is their actual DC. Like Saban, he calls all the shots.
 

Unlike Saban, he’s fat. I mean he sucks. 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

This does not seem like a good hire.  GOOD FOR THEM!

18 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Watching the game saturday with aggy. Just ordered some Miami swag to wear.

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s for recruiting. Mehlko is their actual DC. Like Saban, he calls all the shots.
 

Unlike Saban, he’s fat. I mean he sucks. 

was pig recruiting quality dudes?

2 hours ago, randomhorn said:

was pig recruiting quality dudes?

Elite and trending Eliter-er

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16 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

As much as I endorse this position,  I'm reminded that Mario Cristobal is their coach and Carson Beck is the QB.

Did Mario ever give somebody clock management duties?  He seemed bad at that the last few years. 

25 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Did Mario ever give somebody clock management duties?  He seemed bad at that the last few years. 

If you see him trying to run the clock out with 10 minutes to go in the 3rd, you have your answer.

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