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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

As somebody who grew up in, has spent most of his life in the Golden Triangle, and is back here now

fuck Beaumont. It’s fucking flat and boring. 87 chemical plants. Mosquitos the size of Cessnas. It’s in an arc that has some of the worst weather year round in the US. ...

I like the prison they built out on old 69 (96 now for some reason).   It lends a certain je nais se quoi to the area.

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1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

I went to the SMU-Miami game this year.  UM had a sizeable crowd.

And to a person, they reminded me of NFL goon fans.

A few rows in front of me was this guy.  Yes, you are seeing that correctly...he's wearing UM wide receiver gloves.  He was, without a doubt, one of the most absurd fans I think I've ever encountered.  50 something years old and he was acting like a dumbass teenager the whole game.  Total douche, gloves and all.  And yet, I hope he is Collie Station tomorrow, and I hope his team obliterates aggy.

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I went to a Miami v tOSU the year after Texas beat tOSU in the Fiesta Bowl. I caught just as much shit for my Texas hat from both sets of fans. They both were way over the top. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Can’t hear Paris, Texas without thinking about Natassya Kinski.

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Is she part Owl?

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I've met a few aggy this fall from various functions with my wife's work and daughter's dance team. One thing that stands out is that they IMMEDIATELY question whether you actually went to UT or not. Like it's some sort of flex that their only fans are alumni (which isn't even remotely true anyways). This lady at my wife's christmas party challenged me about it by saying "do YOU have a ring?" and I told her that "No, only high school kids and aggies wear class rings". 

17 minutes ago, TOR said:

I like the prison they built out on old 69 (96 now for some reason).   It lends a certain je nais se quoi to the area.

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There are 3-5 out there now. I believe a couple are not in use though.

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I've met a few aggy this fall from various functions with my wife's work and daughter's dance team. One thing that stands out is that they IMMEDIATELY question whether you actually went to UT or not. Like it's some sort of flex that their only fans are alumni (which isn't even remotely true anyways). This lady at my wife's christmas party challenged me about it by saying "do YOU have a ring?" and I told her that "No, only high school kids and aggies wear class rings". 

A 70+ percentage acceptance rate certainly isn’t the flex an institution of higher learning should be reaching toward.

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33 minutes ago, TOR said:

I like the prison they built out on old 69 (96 now for some reason).   It lends a certain je nais se quoi to the area.

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When I first started out in O&G I was checking on land rigs in that region.  One day while my company truck was being serviced I had to borrow a co-workers truck to go make a run to a rig in the area.  On the way back to our facility, I got a flat so stopped on the side of the road to change it.  Well, my co worker had a padlock on the spare tire and I didn't have a key so that wasn't going to happen.  This was before cell phones meaning I was going to have to find a way to the nearest service station to tell them where the truck was abandoned. 

Oh yeah, our company coveralls were bright orange.  I didn't bother trying to hitch a ride with anyone passing by.

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Gamecocks' Adaway wants apology from Texas A&M cop

South Carolina players finally filed charges against the DPS Trooper that was upset aggy was losing.

source article - no paywall

https://www.postandcourier.com/sports/carolina/gamecocks-cop-nyck-harbor-texas-am-football-assault/article_44182fca-483f-4e03-b634-01382eab77fb.html

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

And that was against our Akina secondary.

Counterpoint: Marcel Reed

I had to drive from Beaumont to Paris that night. My car ended up in a ditch about 20 miles from my destination. 

Rochelle, Rochelle 2 sounds like it sucks.

Graduates with an MBA. First graduation pic is to throw the horns down…. Jerk off dork 😂

 

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rent free

tonight we will see thousands of land thieves throwing horns down - pig do it too every game

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Graduates with an MBA. First graduation pic is to throw the horns down…. Jerk off dork 😂

 

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Enjoy the accounting department at Hertz, fuck head. 

16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

rent free

tonight we will see thousands of land thieves throwing horns down - pig do it too every game

It’s an amazing thing to see, and I love it.   They’re at a game playing against some other team (or at a graduation - above pic) but they still have Texas on their minds.  Aggy and pig hate Texas more than they love themselves.  Sooners are just dumbfucks.

So aggy loses to Miami and doesn’t even make a bowl game this year LLLLLLKOOKKKOLOLOLOLOLOLLL

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18 minutes ago, Zeus said:

So aggy loses to Miami and doesn’t even make a bowl game this year LLLLLLKOOKKKOLOLOLOLOLOLLL

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this is their bowl game ? 

 

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24 minutes ago, Zeus said:

So aggy loses to Miami and doesn’t even make a bowl game this year LLLLLLKOOKKKOLOLOLOLOLOLLL

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It's easy to pick the top 4 seeds to win the second round, let's see how that works out LOL

5 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

It's easy to pick the top 4 seeds to win the second round, let's see how that works out LOL

Oregon will smoke TTU, but that's for another thread. 

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Oregon will smoke TTU, but that's for another thread. 

Isn't cowturd a wannabe Husky?

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

ESPN talking heads have aggy on upset watch 

 

 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Graduates with an MBA. First graduation pic is to throw the horns down…. Jerk off dork 😂

 

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Is this the same dweeb Simmons said he didn't know who he is. He's a 6th year? 

31 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Oregon will smoke TTU, but that's for another thread. 

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38 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

 

Probably written by one of the jackasses that thought Texas didn't deserve to be in the playoff.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Graduates with an MBA. First graduation pic is to throw the horns down…. Jerk off dork 😂

 

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His handle says Master of Education, not business.

 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

I 'member the aggy genius that, before T+1, showed aggy with matchup wins vs Texas at almost every position group. 

Anyone recall how that worked out?

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I am shocked, amazed, flabbergasted that TAMU homers unanimously predicted a TAMU victory, announcing their presence as a major force in CFB.  Why didn't they get the UT troll Graham on there to predict a blowout?

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’ve seen all four Hurricane fans going to the game at IAH this morning. 

Win, lose, or draw, they’ll have an awful time in Pyle. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Graduates with an MBA. First graduation pic is to throw the horns down…. Jerk off dork 😂

 

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Who is that fat dildo?

6 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

I went to the SMU-Miami game this year.  UM had a sizeable crowd.

And to a person, they reminded me of NFL goon fans.

A few rows in front of me was this guy.  Yes, you are seeing that correctly...he's wearing UM wide receiver gloves.  He was, without a doubt, one of the most absurd fans I think I've ever encountered.  50 something years old and he was acting like a dumbass teenager the whole game.  Total douche, gloves and all.  And yet, I hope he is Collie Station tomorrow, and I hope his team obliterates aggy.

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Maybe he's a hand model

 

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

This reads exactly like your typical homer post on texags and then they get all flappergasted when they lose and blame the fat coach. And reminisce about the junction boys. 

22 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

Maybe he's a hand model

 

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Dammit, now I need a new keyboard...

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

ESPN talking heads have aggy on upset watch 

1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

I wouldn't consider it an upset.

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it would not be an upset

aggy have a glorified history of big game fail

 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

Experts? You don't say...

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Looks like Gomerville's diploma mill is moving aggy up the valuation rankings.

 

4 hours ago, Vertuzzi said:

Enjoy the deep fryer at McDonalds, fuck head. 

FIFY,  but look on the bright side, at least he made it past latrine cleaner assistant's assistant.

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1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

 

Dammit, now I need a new keyboard...

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Probably not spit that’s making your keyboard sticky.

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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

His handle says Master of Education, not business.

Give him a break, he can't read.

6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I've met a few aggy this fall from various functions with my wife's work and daughter's dance team. One thing that stands out is that they IMMEDIATELY question whether you actually went to UT or not. Like it's some sort of flex that their only fans are alumni (which isn't even remotely true anyways). This lady at my wife's christmas party challenged me about it by saying "do YOU have a ring?" and I told her that "No, only high school kids and aggies wear class rings". 

 

I posted a lot more on TexAgs back in the day than what I do now. They had a thread talking about “tu” and our fans or some shit. So I replied and said “I went to UT, but because I’m Black that means if one of you on this website sees me out in my Longhorn gear, you’re going to think I’m a t-shirt fan and didn’t graduate from there?”

 

97% of the replies were “yeah” and someone said “yeah, unfortunately.” 

 

4 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

Prime location and timing for the roller coaster to drop.  

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They're going to be the first home team to lose a first round playoff game aren't they?

43 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

They're going to be the first home team to lose a first round playoff game aren't they?

I’d say yes because that’s how aggy records usually work but OU is going to try to beat them to it.

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3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They're going to be the first home team to lose a first round playoff game aren't they?

Nope. OU beat 'em to it.

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They're going to be the first home team to lose a first round playoff game aren't they?

It’s even better than that….

9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Win, lose, or draw, they’ll have an awful time in Pyle. 

doubtful, i bet they encounter the friendliest and most helpful aggies who help them find Kyle and they are blown away by the awe-inspiring atmosphere, they'll probably even want to send their kids there!

 

4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They're going to be the first home team to lose a first round playoff game aren't they?

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