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On 12/12/2025 at 4:05 AM, randomhorn said:

It’s the American Dream

Ha

20 hours ago, Js1 said:

No, poor whites picked cotton too.  And overwhelmingly supported the Civil War too.

I wonder why. 

Because education is a priority in this country?

20 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

 

Get out of here with your sanctimonious bullshit and missing my point entirely.

The point is...cotton should not be automatically associated with racism, and it's absurd that that's what it has become.  Guess what...just as many tobacco plantations had slave labor, but why don't we automatically associate tobacco with racism?  

It's not my fault you are too stupid to understand the point I was making.

Farmers rule!  Got it.  Lots of things shouldn’t be related but lots of thing have an underlying understanding.  Sorry education isn’t your strong suit 

Haven’t followed Miami closely. Do they have the team to expose these dipshits today? Or are they dipshits themselves and likely to fall prey to the general fuckery that playing at pyle field entails, which I grant can catch the uninitiated off guard at times.

 

With tattoo boy at qb, I’m not sure how much to trust them.  

11 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They're going to be the first home team to lose a first round playoff game aren't they?

This didn’t age well.  
 

They will be the second team to lose a CFP home game

place those bets and get your best memes ready for the trainwreck ahead.  I'll make my wife drinks from a plastic cup today.

One down, one to go.  But I'm not sure how much faith I have in Beck/Miami... But make a wish do happen 

20 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

 

this is their bowl game ? 

 

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What bowl is it?

ou also didn’t make a bowl this year

1 minute ago, Zeus said:


What bowl is it?

ou also didn’t make a bowl this year

Well NCAA said last year home playoff games will count towards a teams overall bowl record 

4 hours ago, pops said:

They literally put ass to mouth on their ass    7850859286727382032.thumb.jpg.691e950d5ac9b42a6af3265b9baa6e4d.jpg

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1. Holy Trinity of Aggies: t.u., Jesus, Johnny Football

2. Really? Starched and pressed overalls? You can't even fake being a farmer right.

I hate Novrosky’s… but I AM in the minority there.
 
i did forget Tia Juanita’s. I like Tias.

Crockett Street was great in the early 2000’s when we would come to town for the SETX wake boarding tournament. Good times.
1 hour ago, Gaffords said:

One down, one to go.  But I'm not sure how much faith I have in Beck/Miami... But make a wish do happen 

Beck is Mateer...

5 hours ago, Eugene11 said:

Ha

Because education is a priority in this country?

Farmers rule!  Got it.  Lots of things shouldn’t be related but lots of thing have an underlying understanding.  Sorry education isn’t your strong suit 

 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

 

Why They Parade by Torchlight

The white supremacists in Charlottesville invoked the classic imagery of racist terror—from the Nazis to the Ku Klux Klan.

 

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/08/why-they-parade-by-torchlight/537459/

You motherfuckers are ruining this board. Knock this bullshit off. 🖕🏻

Haven’t followed Miami closely. Do they have the team to expose these dipshits today? Or are they dipshits themselves and likely to fall prey to the general fuckery that playing at pyle field entails, which I grant can catch the uninitiated off guard at times.
 
With tattoo boy at qb, I’m not sure how much to trust them.  

Hey, lay off Tom Petty, he can have all the tattoos he wants!
55 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Beck is Mateer...

Is Beck THAT bad? Mateer’s constant need to throw the ball sidearm or on a little jump really contributed to that loss. He’s horribly undisciplined in his footwork (he made Quinn or Early Season Arch look like prime Peyton AFA throwing motion) and that led to a ton of incomplete passes. I was shocked when his passing yards total was 300+.

On 12/19/2025 at 8:32 AM, lilMAC25 said:

As somebody who grew up in, has spent most of his life in the Golden Triangle, and is back here now

fuck Beaumont. It’s fucking flat and boring. 87 chemical plants. Mosquitos the size of Cessnas. It’s in an arc that has some of the worst weather year round in the US. 

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if it weren’t for Family, 1701 BBQ, and Redbirds BBQ there would be NOTHING of worth here.

 

On 12/19/2025 at 9:16 AM, NorthLoop said:

Don't forget Novrosky's

 

On 12/19/2025 at 9:24 AM, lilMAC25 said:

I hate Novrosky’s… but I AM in the minority there.

 

i did forget Tia Juanita’s. I like Tias.

X2 for 1701.  Last 2 trips to Novrosky's were bad (Silsbee location).  Gotta pass on Tia Juanita also, not my style.  However, it anyone wants to meet up at Vautrot's out on 105 holla up!

6 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

 

X2 for 1701.  Last 2 trips to Novrosky's were bad (Silsbee location).  Gotta pass on Tia Juanita also, not my style.  However, it anyone wants to meet up at Vautrot's out on 105 holla up!

Hey,

I’ve also heard good things about Black gold BBQ in Buna (haven’t made It out there yet though)

46 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

 

You motherfuckers are ruining this board. Knock this bullshit off. 🖕🏻

Chill. I was pointing out TAMU’s evocation of white supremacist imagery. That’s not debatable. I stay far away from CR. Don’t go there yourself. 

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Chill. I was pointing out TAMU’s evocation of white supremacist imagery. That’s not debatable. I stay far away from CR. 


 

Bullshit 

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6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Haven’t followed Miami closely. Do they have the team to expose these dipshits today? Or are they dipshits themselves and likely to fall prey to the general fuckery that playing at pyle field entails, which I grant can catch the uninitiated off guard at times.

 

With tattoo boy at qb, I’m not sure how much to trust them.  

Aggy was exposed the day after Thanksgiving.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:


 

Bullshit 

Just because you’re angry about politics doesn’t mean everyone is. 

Depends if your perspective is taken from the CR.

14 minutes ago, nnm said:

Just because you’re angry about politics doesn’t mean everyone is. 

This isn’t that board. Never has been. Keep the bullshit there. 

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

This isn’t that board. Never has been. Keep the bullshit there. 

Go find a single post of mine from that board. Or negs. I’ll wait. 

Aggy tears. 

Inject it straight into my veins. 

I may OD on it. 

On 12/9/2025 at 11:51 AM, BigHornedLurker said:

Is Klein going to be coaching the playoffs ? 

 

On 12/9/2025 at 3:24 PM, Tex Pete said:

Only one game. 

Whoops!

Poooooooooooor aggies. 

Hang a banner for this dream season...this will be as good as it gets for them. Back to getting 7-8 wins again after this

Glad they locked up elko this season.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

And to think, this was their best season in 86 years

no

The aggies have not won a bowl game since 2020..

Also post season wins in 2025

Texas- 1

Aggy-0

blow u- 0

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

And tpopo think, this was their best season in 86 years

and they finish tied for 9th

Texas with a good next week could finish the final poll above both aggy and ou

These sheep fuckers don't understand we're the only two good defenses they've had to face all year. They would've been destroyed by UGA or OSU.

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I thought the Aggies got away with one maybe two pass interference calls the first half. I guess it's a tradition.

They’re in a really tough spot this offseason. Reed fucking sucks, but they may be stuck with him. 

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No doubt we will soon be hearing of their oozing again before next seasonIMG_2359.jpg

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