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18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

FG counts as offensive points.

 

Oh, it was offensive alright. 

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Good Lord the gomers are getting raked everywhere and I'm here for it. They would have been better off missing the playoffs.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

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Jesus.

5 minutes ago, Duke Silver said:

Texas A&M: 2025 CFP Round 1 Finalist

Put it on the wall!

You can bet your ass it will be on the wall. 

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"When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show.  When you go to Kyle Field, you get a front row seat."

-George Carlin

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1 hour ago, yoladu said:

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33 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Knowing who his father is, the fetus opted out. 

Hell awaits me.

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42 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Playmaker's antics aside, I'd really like to see the texts between Irvin and Emmitt.😁

Paraphrased:

- Canes fans were low class and embarrassing

- Aggy fans were friendly, intelligent and welcoming

- winning the game was great but nothing compared to the thrill of playing at Kyle Field.  

42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He's got that $77 M for doin' nothin' grin

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Such a shame to think they would have been seeded differently if things had gone differently in Austin.  Just a real shame.

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Manziel ditched College Gameday https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6906634/2025/12/20/johnny-manziel-college-gameday-texas-am/

Earlier this week, ESPN announced Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel would be guest picker for the show, which broadcast from Kyle Field before the first-round game in the College Football Playoff. ESPN even published a video of Manziel promoting his appearance. 

But when the show kicked off, it was current NBA player and former Aggie Alex Caruso who took the stage, choosing Texas A&M, as expected.

ESPN declined to comment on why he took the stage instead of Manziel.

Manziel, who was seen Friday night at the Jake Paul-Anthony Joshua fight in Miami, has not made a public comment about missing the show. He hasn’t posted anything to show he is in College Station for the playoff game, either.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Tulane actually was able to find the endzone....

C'mon.  Be fair.  Reed found it too.  He completed a pass to a player in the endzone.  

Ok, that snippet of the march into the stadium for yell practice made me dig deeper... strange folk. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Is aggy paying him in installments?  If so, he was probably just picking up the check.

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aggy relative just texted me to "enjoy your shitty bowl game"

Will do. Even more so, now. 

2 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

Ok, that snippet of the march into the stadium for yell practice made me dig deeper... strange folk. 

 

 

White dudes leading a mob with torches. Great idea. Not at all on the nose. 

17 minutes ago, Victorious1 said:

Manziel ditched College Gameday https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6906634/2025/12/20/johnny-manziel-college-gameday-texas-am/

Earlier this week, ESPN announced Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel would be guest picker for the show, which broadcast from Kyle Field before the first-round game in the College Football Playoff. ESPN even published a video of Manziel promoting his appearance. 

But when the show kicked off, it was current NBA player and former Aggie Alex Caruso who took the stage, choosing Texas A&M, as expected.

ESPN declined to comment on why he took the stage instead of Manziel.

Manziel, who was seen Friday night at the Jake Paul-Anthony Joshua fight in Miami, has not made a public comment about missing the show. He hasn’t posted anything to show he is in College Station for the playoff game, either.

Cocaine is a helluva drug 

38 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Such a shame to think they would have been seeded differently if things had gone differently in Austin.  Just a real shame.

And if they had gone to a different school, they’d be a different team. 

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Anxiously awaiting some bullshit cover story about a flu or something. 

For Johnny Manziel or the team?

Manziel had the same flu that kept him from going to class at TAMU. 

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Anxiously awaiting some bullshit cover story about a flu or something. 

The Rob Reiner news really hit the boys hard.

If they’d played JMU or Tulane it would have just padded their win total before they got completely pantsed next week against pretty much any other team left.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

For Johnny Manziel or the team?

Manziel had the same flu that kept him from going to class at TAMU. 

I was referring to Manziel, but sure, why not? 😂

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I was referring to Manziel, but sure, why not? 😂

OH! OH! OH!  The team was so distraught and worried about Johnny Football inexplicably missing his College Gameday appearance they couldn't concentrate on the game!

38 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Well, not really that close…

 

and not only 50 years, either.

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Disappointment and A&M football are connected like conjoined twins.

 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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By "meat judging" he means dick rating.

So Jimbo and Ted Cruz were there, and Manziel didnt show up for Gameday.  The writing was on the wall.  JMU just scored a TD on the road. 

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Ok, that snippet of the march into the stadium for yell practice made me dig deeper... strange folk. 
 
 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

He was taking money from A&M at that very moment, too. A lot of money.

He was taking money from A&M at that very moment, too. A lot of money.

Bro. I would be smiling like that too
3 hours ago, Duke Silver said:

Texas A&M: 2025 CFP Round 1 Finalist

Put it on the wall!

Prolly get a dvd and a ring to commemorate a top 5 season 

 

Let's not forget in all this joy that A&M is going to run out an offense next season called by Holmon Wiggins with multiple new OL, new WRs, and Marcel Reed at QB. 

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11 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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Zuhn might be the greatest motivational speaker since Matt Foley.

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

and not only 50 years, either.

Yeah,he’s much closer to being half right.

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Wife didn’t miscarry, baby just ran out of time.

5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Wife didn’t miscarry, baby just ran out of time.

Im high AF and goddamn if this isnt one of the most outlandish and also hilarious posts in Surly history

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25 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Wife didn’t miscarry, baby just ran out of time.

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Tulane scored more than aggy 

Everyone scored more than aggy.
4 hours ago, Horndog said:

Must be a volleyball fan. 

Meat judging fan … obviously. 

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