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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Top Gun 3 just doesn’t look all that compelling. 

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11 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Everyone scored more than aggy.

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So potential “starter” losses

RB- Leveon Moss

TE- Nate Boerkircher

OT- Trey Zuhn

OT- Dametrious Crownover

OG- Armaj Reed-Adams

WR- KC Concepcion

DT- Albert Regis

DT- Tyler Onyedim

DE- Cashius Howell

LB- Scooby Williams

NB- Tyreek Chappell

S- Bryce Anderson

CB- Will Lee

Also losing EJ Smith, Amari Daniels, Reuben Fatheree, Dayon Hayes

They seem concerned that Chase Bisontits will leave early for the draft, which probably means they'll have to pay up to keep him in school, after they paid up last offseason to keep him in college station

Saw one person mention that starting center Nobou could also leave for the draft, but I find that difficult to buy right now, but I'd love to be wrong

4 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

How do you even get in the stadium with eggs? 

You don't.  It's pure fan fiction. 

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

I love it that Reed is not good enough to win a championship but not bad enough to force him to portal and find the next guy. They are stuck with him.

That’s the story with every aggy QB. Turdition. 

4 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Just stopped by to kick aggy in the balls again for losing to Miami.  Now, I need a smoke.

So, you're saying contact with aggy's balls is a sexual experience for you?

You do you, buddy.

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

What did the poor chair do?

 

I thought dry erase boards at Texas had it rough, but man those poor aggy folding chairs!

25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So, you're saying contact with aggy's balls is a sexual experience for you?

You do you, buddy.

Sounds like someone didn’t get a reach around.

Just a reminder that A&M Women are playing for a volleyball National Championship on ABC at 2:30PM today.
Not sure when the last time was that any of their sports programs ever played for a National Championship?

"The championship match, between Texas A&M and Kentucky, will air on ABC at 2:30 PM PT (3:30 PM ET)."

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3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Just a reminder that A&M Women are playing for a volleyball National Championship on ABC at 2:30PM today.
Not sure when the last time was that any of their sports programs ever played for a National Championship?

"The championship match, between Texas A&M and Kentucky, will air on ABC at 2:30 PM PT (3:30 PM ET)."

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2 years ago in baseball but we know how that ended

1 minute ago, HuttNuts said:

2 years ago in baseball but we know how that ended

HAH, I forgot about that. Thanks, Aggy! Appreciate the coach.

Drew Kelson knowing this kind of aggy lingo is hilarious to me 

2 hours ago, Fud said:

So potential “starter” losses

RB- Leveon Moss

TE- Nate Boerkircher

OT- Trey Zuhn

OT- Dametrious Crownover

OG- Armaj Reed-Adams

WR- KC Concepcion

DT- Albert Regis

DT- Tyler Onyedim

DE- Cashius Howell

LB- Scooby Williams

NB- Tyreek Chappell

S- Bryce Anderson

CB- Will Lee

Also losing EJ Smith, Amari Daniels, Reuben Fatheree, Dayon Hayes

They seem concerned that Chase Bisontits will leave early for the draft, which probably means they'll have to pay up to keep him in school, after they paid up last offseason to keep him in college station

Saw one person mention that starting center Nobou could also leave for the draft, but I find that difficult to buy right now, but I'd love to be wrong

Isn't York a possibility to leave for the draft? He's not great but always get media love for some reason, so he seems like he will get drafted because of hype.

 

Riley Nuttall, you say? Why yes, don’t mind if I do.
13 hours ago, yoladu said:

 

 

Classiest fans in football ejected from the stadium > points scored by the football team. 

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Just a reminder that A&M Women are playing for a volleyball National Championship on ABC at 2:30PM today.
Not sure when the last time was that any of their sports programs ever played for a National Championship?
"The championship match, between Texas A&M and Kentucky, will air on ABC at 2:30 PM PT (3:30 PM ET)."
529768281_18497105668065811_8333677943747359199_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=22Q6GL5buKcQ7kNvwGPf8GO&_nc_oc=AdnYh-jN-lIYxj9O6L7qFYdB1HDD9jYTWs-UecYhC7APbHZlZf0c2q0el8lZJF8JoQA&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&_nc_gid=EMqT8EccsJ5swD3ZsG3Dyw&oh=00_Afns_lhdDr3_0Xq_dZh0naGAPHw5tDJiL2Iksxo2TBlxPg&oe=694DF788

Women’s Tennis won a natty in 2024.
1 hour ago, Danimal said:

Isn't York a possibility to leave for the draft? He's not great but always get media love for some reason, so he seems like he will get drafted because of hype.

Add in their OC, DC and potentially DL coach all gone 

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The gift that keeps on giving. Never change Looch. 

5 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

All they had to do was beat the lowly sips and they could have

A) made their 1st conference championship game in 27 long years, and

B) played a shitty G5 at home in the 1st round

Really brings a tear to your eye.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Add in their OC, DC and potentially DL coach all gone 

Elko should hop on a flight to Ann Arbor and get out of town before the bottom falls out. Next year’s schedule isn’t gonna be a cakewalk like this year’s and they’re losing a lot off of this year’s team.

xposting from the game thread...... 

caps from this video....

what the hell are this group on the right doing?

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they are followed by this bizzare batch of dudes - for the life of me what in the ever loving fuck?

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Just now, ITHorn said:

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The gift that keeps on giving. Never change Looch. 

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1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

Just a reminder that A&M Women are playing for a volleyball National Championship on ABC at 2:30PM today.
Not sure when the last time was that any of their sports programs ever played for a National Championship?

"The championship match, between Texas A&M and Kentucky, will air on ABC at 2:30 PM PT (3:30 PM ET)."

529768281_18497105668065811_8333677943747359199_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=22Q6GL5buKcQ7kNvwGPf8GO&_nc_oc=AdnYh-jN-lIYxj9O6L7qFYdB1HDD9jYTWs-UecYhC7APbHZlZf0c2q0el8lZJF8JoQA&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&_nc_gid=EMqT8EccsJ5swD3ZsG3Dyw&oh=00_Afns_lhdDr3_0Xq_dZh0naGAPHw5tDJiL2Iksxo2TBlxPg&oe=694DF788

F,F,M,F,K,F,M,K,F

K,K,F,K,K,M,F,K

I look forward to competing against a team made in the image of The Elk

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Texags radio tomorrow: all volleyball, all the time 

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

ah damn, this is actually a good hire

 

You could drop Saban in College Station and the culture would swallow him faster than Elko downs the eggrolls at the local Chinese buffet. 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

You could drop Saban in College Station and the culture would swallow him faster than Elko downs the eggrolls at the local Chinese buffet. 

Mmmm egg rolls 

14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You could drop Saban in College Station and the culture would swallow him faster than Elko downs the eggrolls at the local Chinese buffet. 

So how many eggrolls do you think an Elko belly would hold? Got to be a big number.

24 minutes ago, satyanash said:

ah damn, this is actually a good hire

 

It really doesn’t make a shit. 

6 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

It really doesn’t make a shit. 

He’s gotta worry about something 

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33 minutes ago, satyanash said:

ah damn, this is actually a good hire

 

Isn’t he the guy that was interim HC when Jimbo got his retirement package, and then recruited guys to follow him to Orange while he was still coaching TAMU?

10 minutes ago, sdm said:

So how many eggrolls do you think an Elko belly would hold? Got to be a big number.

bout tree fiddy

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

Occasionally a man may hit low points in life, and even more infrequently he may hit rock bottom. But if he keeps spiraling downward, he ends up here....

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haha.. "showcase" their traditions on national TV. 

The nation wouldn't think you were a bunch of weirdos if you hid those traditions instead.

21 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Here starts the cover story...

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he needs to rest up?

a lot health issues for a 33 year old.

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5 hours ago, Danimal said:

Isn't York a possibility to leave for the draft? He's not great but always get media love for some reason, so he seems like he will get drafted because of hype.

Maybe, if he weren't smaller than a monkey's cajones most safeties.

32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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How the hell can anyone tell that's Marcel Reed? /noracist

10 hours ago, TOR said:

 

The important thing, though, is that Reed is coming back, and Elko the Rotund signed a mid-season extension.

Yes he's 2-2 since signing that extension. A 29 point comeback win against a 3 win team at home and Samford.

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yes he's 2-2 since signing that extension. A 29 point comeback win against a 3 win team at home and Samford.

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13 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

How do you even get in the stadium with eggs? 

For aggy

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