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#11802
54 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Pretty sure a Patton quote backed up the howitzer story as being true.

It was on page 12 of his autobiography. You don't need to check, one of the fish camp counselors said so, so it's true.

#11803
1 hour ago, Eddyline said:

Someone actually felt the need to put a security tag on that shirt? 

Of course.  Despite their protestations and bogus "aggy honor code", aggy will steal anything that isn't nailed down.

#11804
5 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Of course.  Despite their protestations and bogus "aggy honor code", aggy will steal anything that isn't nailed down.

And if they can’t steal it they will shit on it. 

#11806
Someone actually felt the need to put a security tag on that shirt? 


What makes it stand out is they say “top of the SEC”

Top of what? Choking? Sucking? Delusion? All of the above?
#11811
12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

They'll lose a game or 2 to Miss. State, Auburn, and someone else.  Hell they only beat Arkansas by 7.  It's like they forgot Miss. State has owned them the last 3 seasons.

Don't forget they scraped by a team that got shut out by a 4-4 ACC team.

#11812
12 hours ago, Eddyline said:

Someone actually felt the need to put a security tag on that shirt? 

Why would anybody steal aggy gear?  Wait a couple of weeks, and it'll be 75% off.

#11818
You can get a lot of aggy championship shirts in Haiti and Guatemala.

No you can’t. It’s been so long since the ages were in a position to compete for a championship that the shirts have been eaten by moths.
#11820

They might want to call in a medical team to check on that sleeping giant...

SWC...  couldn't compete with Texas or piggy.

Big 12... couldn't compete with Texas or OU.

But expect to win NCs against UGA, Bama, Florida, LSU, Piggy (should hire Applewhite juat to exploit the recuiting pipeline aggy opened back up for them).

I think they slept you giant decades ago...

#11828
On 12/28/2018 at 10:50 AM, taybo20 said:

Why the fuck is the 2001 gallery furniture.com bowl on LHN starting in 10mins? It’s between aggy and the roaches. 

Edit: Well the TV guide is wrong. It’s the 2001 holiday bowl against Washington. 

Fun Fact: 2001 gallery furniture bowl was the last game I ever attended in the Astrodome. 

#11830
4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Unfortunately, I have a lot of aggy family and friends, and they are all crowing about how badly Bama beat Blow U, says g things like, "Welcome to the SEC, Kyler." Its pathetic.

Huh. OU has terrible defense and obviously lost both games because of it, but their offense hung 1,000+ yards and 80+ points over their last two games against UGA and Alabama.

#11835
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I got my undergrad at A&M and my Master's at Texas. I bleed maroon through and through. On my way to Academy right now to buy 3 shirts. I can't wait to frame a copy for my Hall of Champions room. Put it on the wall!!! SEC!

I hope it stays up.

#11842
2 minutes ago, RabidM said:

When is aggie erecting the Nick Saban statue on their campus? 

The mold has already been cast. Just have to find an appropriate spot on campus.

 

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#11843
The reviews are great! We all need to go and Like them. 
The one I posted was "I do love this shirt, but it's missing 2 things: Our Championship's and a Saw 'Em Off logo"

I added the extra apostrophe in "Championships" because aggy.
#11844

Texas Aggy might be the worst thing on Earth. They represent everything that is terrible about mankind. War, bullying, stupidity, weirdness, embarrasmemt, obsession, insanity, delusion, cult idolatry, sexlessness, cowardice, obnoxiousness etc.

#11845
20 minutes ago, Whatever said:

The one I posted was "I do love this shirt, but it's missing 2 things: Our Championship's and a Saw 'Em Off logo"

I added the extra apostrophe in "Championships" because aggy.

Doing God's work there, mate.

#11847
5 hours ago, Gaffords said:

They might want to call in a medical team to check on that sleeping giant...

SWC...  couldn't compete with Texas or piggy.

Big 12... couldn't compete with Texas or OU.

But expect to win NCs against UGA, Bama, Florida, LSU, Piggy (should hire Applewhite juat to exploit the recuiting pipeline aggy opened back up for them).

I think they slept you giant decades ago...

retard couldn't handle elementary school with normal kids

retard couldn't handle special education 

retard now studying molecular biology at Harvard

good luck retard!!!

#11848
Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

retard couldn't handle elementary school with normal kids

retard couldn't handle special education 

retard now studying molecular biology at Harvard

good luck retard!!!

So insulting.... to retarded kids.

#11849
49 minutes ago, Whatever said:

The one I posted was "I do love this shirt, but it's missing 2 things: Our Championship's and a Saw 'Em Off logo"

I added the extra apostrophe in "Championships" because aggy.

Fooled me.  I thought this was the real one.

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