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In 2015, aggy literally took a demotion to avoid us. They were ahead of Arky and we were ahead of WVU. Then, once SEC announced the bowl matchups, aggy dropped down to the Liberty Bowl, or whatever it was, which placed a lower ranked SEC team than the Texas Bowl even though aggy finished ahead of Arky that year. 

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11 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

In 2015, aggy literally took a demotion to avoid us. They were ahead of Arky and we were ahead of WVU. Then, once SEC announced the bowl matchups, aggy dropped down to the Liberty Bowl, or whatever it was, which placed a lower ranked SEC team than the Texas Bowl even though aggy finished ahead of Arky that year. 

The less said about that bowl game, the better.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Why the fuck didn't aggy demand to play us last year instead of Missouri? The SEC chooses the match-ups, correct? Who's the real chicken? Bock bock bock bock!!!

They didn't schedule us for the bowl because the sec cigars knew aggy could not beat us....didn't want to make the sec look bad....of course, we all know how that turned out!  Hehehe.

I can see where aggy might have been confused since we have a 7-1-1 all time record against Bama.

sounds like john "the hurricane relief czar" sharp is doing a wonderful job managing the relief fund. abbott is not pleased. aggy gonna aggy.

4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

The less said about that bowl game, the better.

And that’s fair.

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This. This is the guy who thinks we scared.


OF COURSE this sheep lover would have a face full of derp.




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Our schedule was weak? aggy is truly out aggying themselves. Let’s look at their joke of a schedule last season: 

blew a 34 point lead and lost to UCLA, a team that finished 6-7

then they struggled with Nicholls, an FCS opponent. (Won 24-14, but score was tied going into 4th quarter)

struggled with the ragin Cajuns (trailed 21-14 at halftime)

Senior night, played New Mexico 

aggy has no room to talk. Their schedule is extremely Bayloresque. That’s another reason why they can’t hold their own against “GOOD” competition. 

Got my popcorn ready. Jimbo’s era will be glorious! (For everyone except aggy of course)

7 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Why the fuck didn't aggy demand to play us last year instead of Missouri? The SEC chooses the match-ups, correct? Who's the real chicken? Bock bock bock bock!!!

Ol' Steel Shank's post has got me thinking the aggies are a bunch of snatches. 

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Ol' Steel Shank's post has got me thinking the aggies are a bunch of snatches. 

They're called incels, sir!

9 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 


OF COURSE this sheep lover would have a face full of derp.




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Forehead. 

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Forehead. 

Fivehead.

sounds like john "the hurricane relief czar" sharp is doing a wonderful job managing the relief fund. abbott is not pleased. aggy gonna aggy.
Well, Jimbo, Candi (and her boyfriends) seem to be doing ok for money, isn't that what really matters?
On 5/17/2018 at 2:47 PM, texifornia said:

Barrett out here showing his ass

 

Fuck that cock sucking piece of shit mother fucker. 

On 5/18/2018 at 12:27 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Our schedule was weak? aggy is truly out aggying themselves. Let’s look at their joke of a schedule last season: 

blew a 34 point lead and lost to UCLA, a team that finished 6-7

then they struggled with Nicholls, an FCS opponent. (Won 24-14, but score was tied going into 4th quarter)

struggled with the ragin Cajuns (trailed 21-14 at halftime)

Senior night, played New Mexico 

aggy has no room to talk. Their schedule is extremely Bayloresque. That’s another reason why they can’t hold their own against “GOOD” competition. 

Got my popcorn ready. Jimbo’s era will be glorious! (For everyone except aggy of course)

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Sallee is a former sec lead writer for Bleacher Report. He’s been sh*tting on Texas for years. When aggy went 10-2 first year in the sec he was the main one beating this Texas is doomed forever dead horse. Hes as big of an SEC hack as you’ll find on the internet. 

2 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Sallee is a former sec lead writer for Bleacher Report. He’s been sh*tting on Texas for years. When aggy went 10-2 first year in the sec he was the main one beating this Texas is doomed forever dead horse. Hes as big of an SEC hack as you’ll find on the internet. 

This.  Must need a few clicks. Cable bill must be due.

On 5/17/2018 at 1:47 PM, texifornia said:

Barrett out here showing his ass

 

aggy ran away from us and our conference, so they didn't have to be our bitch anymore. Why would they want to be our bitch again? They don't. This was part of their plan. Run away, then act like they want to play again, knowing it's not gonna happen, to make themselves not look scared.  

Case McCoy really, really fucked their plan up. They thought they would get that last win at home then ride off into the backwoods with their heads held high so they could talk shit for the rest of eternity... Nope. 

On 5/18/2018 at 12:27 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Our schedule was weak? aggy is truly out aggying themselves. Let’s look at their joke of a schedule last season: 

blew a 34 point lead and lost to UCLA, a team that finished 6-7

then they struggled with Nicholls, an FCS opponent. (Won 24-14, but score was tied going into 4th quarter)

struggled with the ragin Cajuns (trailed 21-14 at halftime)

Senior night, played New Mexico 

aggy has no room to talk. Their schedule is extremely Bayloresque. That’s another reason why they can’t hold their own against “GOOD” competition. 

Got my popcorn ready. Jimbo’s era will be glorious! (For everyone except aggy of course)

aggy went 4-6 against P5 teams last year.

aggy is the little dog barking from behind the fence.  The SEC SEC SEC fence.

3 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Case McCoy really, really fucked their plan up. They thought they would get that last win at home then ride off into the backwoods with their heads held high so they could talk shit for the rest of eternity... Nope. 

So much this.

We were down and they were going to "btho" us on the way out, blaming us for their departure the whole time. They couldn't wait to hold "eternity" scoreboard on us...then they went aggy, Herpa Derp happened and Tucker put a fucking dagger in their hearts.

That single moment in time is too perfect and beautiful to ever tarnish by playing those delusional idiots again.

Fuck them. I hope we never play them ever again.

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On 5/18/2018 at 12:27 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Our schedule was weak? aggy is truly out aggying themselves. Let’s look at their joke of a schedule last season: 

blew a 34 point lead and lost to UCLA, a team that finished 6-7

then they struggled with Nicholls, an FCS opponent. (Won 24-14, but score was tied going into 4th quarter)

struggled with the ragin Cajuns (trailed 21-14 at halftime)

Senior night, played New Mexico 

aggy has no room to talk. Their schedule is extremely Bayloresque. That’s another reason why they can’t hold their own against “GOOD” competition. 

Got my popcorn ready. Jimbo’s era will be glorious! (For everyone except aggy of course)

Remember that couple of years when they scheduled Clemson? Yeah... that changes everything in their minds. They schedule power houses and we schedule pussies.  

So much this.
We were down and they were going to "btho" us on the way out, blaming us for their departure the whole time. They couldn't wait to hold "eternity" scoreboard on us...then they went aggy, Herpa Derp happened and Tucker put a fucking dagger in their hearts.
That single moment in time is too perfect and beautiful to ever tarnish by playing those delusional idiots again.
Fuck them. I hope we never play them ever again.

Had they won, there would be no discussion of renewing the game from the aggys. If they had thought they would be able to beat the shit out of Strong’s team, that would have been the bowl matchup that year.

Fuck them.

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Reminder that Clemson has a full NFL D-line and the aggy OL's strength is [file not found]

Can't beat wake forest, blow out Clemson..

Yeah, I'll buy it. I'll take two in fact, anybody have any bridges they'd like to sell?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Reminder that Clemson has a full NFL D-line and the aggy OL's strength is [file not found]

This has got to be in the running for aggyest thing ever right? 

3 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

no

Agreed. It can't even be in the running unless it contains the words "sip", "elite" and "not sec ready".

6 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

aggy is the little dog barking from behind the fence.  The SEC SEC SEC fence.

Ha! Perfect!

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Reminder that Clemson has a full NFL D-line and the aggy OL's strength is [file not found]

Their QB sucks?? Trevor Lawrence will probably be starting and he doesn't suck.

3 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

Their QB sucks?? Trevor Lawrence will probably be starting and he doesn't suck.

Every QB on their roster is probably better than whatever aggy has. In fact, I doubt any of their starters would crack the two-deep at Clemson at any position.

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30 minutes ago, TBGFL said:

Their QB sucks?? Trevor Lawrence will probably be starting and he doesn't suck.

In typical clueless aggy fashion, they fail to recognize that a solid OL can make a mediocre QB seem adequate and a solid OL paired with a couple decent receivers can (*ahem*) make an adequate QB a Heisman Trophy winner.

Give a decent college QB enough protection and he will find an open receiver. Give him protection and a good RB and you have Nick Saban’s offense.

Clemson’s QB won’t even get his uniform dirty against aggy. 

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What you sips fails to see is that any QB of Clemson won't be coached by the great national championship winning coach Jimbo Fisher. 

Advantage aggy 

Jimbo has won 100% of the national title games he has been the head coach in. Dabo, only 50%.

Advantage aggy

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Jimbo has already won as many national championships in one off-season at Aggy than his predecessors did in over 75 years.

Advantage aggy

The roller coaster is in full force for Aggy baseball. They’re back to wanting to fire Childress

18 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Reminder that Clemson has a full NFL D-line and the aggy OL's strength is [file not found]

My favorite part of this is "and elko"...that just invoking his name is all the explanation needed for how completely badass their defense will be. 6 months ago these imbeciles had never heard of the guy. 

I wonder if out there somewhere there's a 30 year old ag named Bucky who thinks Jimbo'd be a great name for his first-born. May this happen, inshallah.

You're forgetting that Karen is a witch, and will be rubbing her bean with her calloused bean finger behind the aggy bench.

Among the usual aggy incantations of magic, will be a new sound. Her moaned, aural assault will strike fear into the Clemson players with a bone-chilling sound, not felt by a young man since "I'VE GOT YOU NOW, TOMMY TURNER!"

The aggy version of Marie Laveau is here.

Had a buddy of mine attend a family reunion in Elko, NV a few years back.

 

Advantage aggy.

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