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#17855
On 4/25/2019 at 8:31 AM, Armybrat said:

They probably understood why Santa Anna won the Alamo.

If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!

-aggy

#17857
On 4/25/2019 at 6:33 AM, ClubWhatever said:

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.

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#17859
Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

Jesus Christ. Yeah, Kyler Murray wasn't an SEC quarterback, because he transferred out of a dumpster fire and then lost one playoff game to Alabama

Are you surprised by any of their bullshit? it's like you don't even aggy, bro

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#17861

Their response to Murray is emblematic of their approach to life: he succeeds, and it's "He's still an aggy" but when he fails it's "He was never good enough to be an aggy."

This is why we never need to play them again -- fuck that noise.

#17862
1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Their response to Murray is emblematic of their approach to life: he succeeds, and it's "He's still an aggy" but when he fails it's "He was never good enough to be an aggy."

This is why we never need to play them again -- fuck that noise.

I wish I could double like this post

if aggypedia had a page for Underlying Psychological Deficiencies of the Aggie Mentality this would be one of the critical pieces

#17863
28 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Jesus Christ. Yeah, Kyler Murray wasn't an SEC quarterback, because he transferred out of a dumpster fire and then lost one playoff game to Alabama

A loss in which he accounted for 3 TDs and over 400 yards of offense.

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#17865
If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!
-aggy
aggy would fought on Santa Anna's side?
#17866
1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I wish I could double like this post

Gotcher back, man.

16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck Cryler Murray.

Well said, well said. He'll never be the Kylest.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Their response to Murray is emblematic of their approach to life: he succeeds, and it's "He's still an aggy" but when he fails it's "He was never good enough to be an aggy."

This is why we never need to play them again -- fuck that noise.

Once an aggie aggy agi, always an aggie aggy agi.

#17867
4 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:
If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!
-aggy

aggy would fought on Santa Anna's side?

Be fair: they wouldn't have to - being there would fuck things up sufficiently.

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#17868
Are you surprised by any of their bullshit? it's like you don't even aggy, bro
Oh swanny aggy alright.
Him midnight yell queen heap big time. Whoop!

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Him do have obsession wit nmsu tho.

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#17869
I wish I could double like this post
if aggypedia had a page for Underlying Psychological Deficiencies of the Aggie Mentality this would be one of the critical pieces
aggypedia is about aggy you aggy twatwaffle so OF COURSE it doesnt have anything in it about NMSU or UC Davis and the other Aggie schools.

Duh.

You seem stupid.

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#17870
Once an aggie aggy agi, always an aggie aggy agi.
Albanian Goat Inseminator?

Dude take that shit to the Albanian Goat Inseminator thread.
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#17871
A loss in which he accounted for 3 TDs and over 400 yards of offense.
Fuck off mr Arkansas toothless nutria fucker.
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#17873
Be fair: they wouldn't have to - being there would fuck things up sufficiently.
Wat?

That doesn't make any sense. If they had fought on the Texian side they would have shot Travis' men before Santa Anna could have done it and if they had been outside the Alamo doing one of their oh a aggy is gonna propose to his sheep ceremonies Santa Anna would have shot them while guffawing at their aggyshines.

If they had fought for Santa Anna aggy would have had them Mexicans all midnight yelling and while all the Mexicans were busy whooping and humping the Texicans under Travis would have killed em.

#17875
3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!

-aggy

Give me an army of Texians and I'll win independence for Texas.  Give me an army of aggy and I'll win independence for America!  Including Alaska and Hawaii! 

- S. Houston

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man that's a lotta trolling! the moderator who moderates least moderates best, I guess!

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#17877
52 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Give me an army of Texians and I'll win independence for Texas.  Give me an army of aggy and I'll win independence for America!  Including Alaska and Hawaii! 

- S. Houston

"It's on the internet, so it must be true."

--John Sharp

#17878
10 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"It's on the internet, so it must be true."

--John Sharp

"Jimmy Johnson was right about this Extenze stuff, I can feel it working!"

---John Sharp

#17881
2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

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man that's a lotta trolling! the moderator who moderates least moderates best, I guess! 

 

This is Phlegm's homepage when he fires up Netscape, what do you expect? Perhaps you could call out RD, while you're at it.

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sobriety is a bitch

#17883
15 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs.

But inscrutabler.

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#17884
Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs.


Fuck phlegm’s tired bit and anyone who likes it.
#17888
4 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Give me an army of Texians and I'll win independence for Texas.  Give me an army of aggy and I'll win independence for America!  Including Alaska and Hawaii! 

- S. Houston

Why you hatin’ On Puerto Rico & Guam?

#17889
33 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Perhaps you could call out RD, while you're at it.

one, that dude (RD) rarely ever posts

two, when he does, as spergy as it may be, it serves a community service

if you guys really don't mind scrolling through 5 or 6 posts of the same 30 lame GIFs and "HURRR I'M SO CLEVER I'M CALLING YOU aggy because you won't use the stupid faggot spelling I claim to have invented" shit from Phlegm over and over, that's fine. I guess I just assume that if you don't have his fucking dumbass on ignore, you get tired of seeing the same giant walls of GIFs and the trolling. Perhaps not.

I have to go now, I'm off to the 2020 Texas recruiting thread to post 75 GIFs and do my Fozzy Bear wokka wokka comedy routine!!!!! no harm done, I'm such a character! it's so funny!!!

#17890
36 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs, or Al Yankovic.

Fify

#17895
2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Gotta apply rotation.

whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some ---Dinah-Moe Humm

#17896
6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

whipped off her bloomers and stiffened my thumb an' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked and stroked till my wrist got numb
An' you know I heard some ---Dinah-Moe Humm

Is that a real poncho? Or a Sears poncho?

#17897

  Rudy Ray Moore's Signifying aggy.    SECSECSEC

aggy said Mr. Saban, "All my money to you I'll give
Mr. Saban, please just let me live!"
But Saban kicked him in his ass and broke his neck
Left that little aggy in a helluva wreck
The aggy looked up to the sky with tears in his eyes
Nothin’ he could see or nothing he could hear
He knew that that was the end
Of his bulllshittin’ and signifyin’ career

#17899
That started on page 1...
 
...of the old site.


That thread got covered in piles of piles of shit. Then after phlegm posted, it got bought by scatlord Kevin Morgan and there were actual pictures of shit posted that where somehow more interesting to look at then the same reposted klingon and bow tie pics.
#17900

I would rather look at pictures of two huge steaming Shaggy turds than pictures of Jimbo and Jackie Sherril.  I will give RC a break since he is not as experienced at cheating as those two.  

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