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#17904
11 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

I will give RC a break since he is not as experienced at cheating as those two.  

Keep telling yourself that.

#17905
11 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

I would rather look at pictures of two huge steaming Shaggy turds than pictures of Jimbo and Jackie Sherril.  I will give RC a break since he is not as experienced at cheating as those two.  

RC is the worst kind of cheater. He’s a “Holier than thou” cheater.

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man that's a lotta trolling! the moderator who moderates least moderates best, I guess!

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#17910
Surely you’ve figured out by now that the whole point of surly (and shaggy before it) is that it isn’t really moderated. 
Nope.

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#17911
This is Phlegm's homepage when he fires up Netscape, what do you expect? Perhaps you could call out RD, while you're at it.
Netscape?

Jesus shit dicks. I don't use a browser. Not needed when one is code living on billions of servers across the universe.

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#17912
Phlegm is a national treasure. Like Frank Zappa, or Ernie Kovacs.
But inscrutabler.


Fuck phlegm’s tired bit and anyone who likes it.
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Eggplant.
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#17913
one, that dude (RD) rarely ever posts
two, when he does, as spergy as it may be, it serves a community service
if you guys really don't mind scrolling through 5 or 6 posts of the same 30 lame GIFs and "HURRR I'M SO CLEVER I'M CALLING YOU aggy because you won't use the stupid faggot spelling I claim to have invented" shit from Phlegm over and over, that's fine. I guess I just assume that if you don't have his fucking dumbass on ignore, you get tired of seeing the same giant walls of GIFs and the trolling. Perhaps not.
I have to go now, I'm off to the 2020 Texas recruiting thread to post 75 GIFs and do my Fozzy Bear wokka wokka comedy routine!!!!! no harm done, I'm such a character! it's so funny!!!
Listen to this man
He's pre compost.

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#17914
I haven't seen that pic of looch w the pink dick up his face in hours!
Scroll up. There it is!

This IS the aggy thread after all.
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#17916


That thread got covered in piles of piles of shit. Then after phlegm posted, it got bought by scatlord Kevin Morgan and there were actual pictures of shit posted that where somehow more interesting to look at then the same reposted klingon and bow tie pics.
Dont you have some dirty diapers to clean?

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#17918
Why are y’all blaming phlegm for swandered continuous use of ie instead of y? Swandered has to be doing it on purpose at this point or he’s really stupid. 
He aggy and so is incapable of typing 'aggy'. It is congenitalia.

Whoop eh?

#17921
On 4/26/2019 at 8:09 PM, lemonandaturd said:

I would rather look at pictures of two huge steaming Shaggy turds than pictures of Jimbo and Jackie Sherril.  I will give RC a break since he is not as experienced at cheating as those two.  

I thought RC was cheating director for Sheril

#17924

Seriously fellas....the ignore feature is the way to go. Phlegm is the only poster I have blocked on this site or the shag. And I spend time in the CR, for fucks sake.

You're not missing anything that he hasn't already posted 600 times. 

#17926
Seriously fellas....the ignore feature is the way to go. Phlegm is the only poster I have blocked on this site or the shag. And I spend time in the CR, for fucks sake.
You're not missing anything that he hasn't already posted 600 times. 
Good point. I hate loading 16 pictures on every post, and if I am gone for a day it runs close to 75-100.

Phlegm: let me unblock you.
#17928
21 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Why are y’all blaming phlegm for swandered continuous use of ie instead of y? Swandered has to be doing it on purpose at this point or he’s really stupid. 

if you want to post the shaggy/surly equivalent of "t.u.", that's fine, it doesn't bother me. To each his own. 

what annoys me is the DURRRRRRR trolling and flaming every fucking time someone types "A&M" or "Aggie"

#17930

Good thing about blocking someone on tapa is you don’t even get the “this user has been ignored” block. It’s just not there. Unless someone quotes him.

#17932

Y'all complaining about shit posts in a thread about Aggies aggie aggy agi? Not sure whether that's more ironic, redundant, or moronic with or without the oxy.

#17933
5 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Y'all complaining about shit posts in a thread about Aggies aggie aggy agi? Not sure whether that's more ironic, redundant, or moronic with or without the oxy.

True. But it's aggy, dude

#17934

Those of you shitting on Phlegm are either new or never understood what his role on this site is. Think of him as the guy who screens for people who don't belong. He's always going to consider newbies as aggy, and those that continue to engage him will continue to fight a losing battle and be called aggy, as well as other colorful terms in a parade of stupid to entertaining gifs. 

Phlegm is a got damn treasure to this site for doing what he does. Plus he and AB are the coolest olds on here. Some of you take internet too cereal. 

#17937
On 4/26/2019 at 7:55 PM, deft said:

 


That thread got covered in piles of piles of shit. Then after phlegm posted, it got bought by scatlord Kevin Morgan and there were actual pictures of shit posted that where somehow more interesting to look at then the same reposted klingon and bow tie pics.

 

“Scatlord”

I can’t stop laughing at that.

#17938
On 4/26/2019 at 4:46 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

one, that dude (RD) rarely ever posts

two, when he does, as spergy as it may be, it serves a community service

if you guys really don't mind scrolling through 5 or 6 posts of the same 30 lame GIFs and "HURRR I'M SO CLEVER I'M CALLING YOU aggy because you won't use the stupid faggot spelling I claim to have invented" shit from Phlegm over and over, that's fine. I guess I just assume that if you don't have his fucking dumbass on ignore, you get tired of seeing the same giant walls of GIFs and the trolling. Perhaps not.

I have to go now, I'm off to the 2020 Texas recruiting thread to post 75 GIFs and do my Fozzy Bear wokka wokka comedy routine!!!!! no harm done, I'm such a character! it's so funny!!!

 

5 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

if you want to post the shaggy/surly equivalent of "t.u.", that's fine, it doesn't bother me. To each his own. 

what annoys me is the DURRRRRRR trolling and flaming every fucking time someone types "A&M" or "Aggie"

Two of the best posts ever put onto this site or any other. That poster, his insipid supporters, and all of the “aggy- tee hee “ buffoonery are negative contributions to this board. I have that fuck on ignore and always have and he still fills up threads with ignore notices and people quoting his hot garbage. 

#17940
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And yet that disaster beat the 2nd best team in the SEC convincingly.

Let’s ignore that.
#17942

Some people utilize the ignore function and some people complain about other posters 

One path solves a problem while the second path creates a new one 

Choose wisely 

#17944
42 minutes ago, The University said:

so aggy is beating their chests over their coaches wasting talented players? got it.

Now that the draft is over...it is worth looking at conference comparisons...

SEC: 64 ~4.57 per team
Alabama (10)
Georgia (7)
Texas A&M (7)
Auburn (6)
Ole Miss (6)
Florida (5)
Kentucky (5)
Miss St (5)
LSU (3)
So Carolina (3)
Arkansas (3)
Missouri (2)
Vandy (2)
Tennessee (0)
SEC West bolded.

7 SEC West Teams: 40 drafted. ~5.7 players per team
Alabama (10)
Texas A&M (7)
Auburn (6)
Ole Miss (6)
Miss St (5)
LSU (3)
Arkansas (3)


BigXII: 26 Drafted in the BDF = 2.6 per team

OU (8)
W Va (5)
TCU (3)
Iowa St (2)
K-State (2)
Okie State (2):
Texas (2):
Tech (1)
Baylor (1)
Kansas (0)

OU with almost 1/3 picks from the BXII. Add WVa, and that is HALF of their NFL picks.
Some clown on texags posted this.  I'm sure they will be buying ads at the Austin airport to brag about it.  I'm not sure more than 2 of those aggy draftees will be around by the time the first game is played.
#17949

Andrew Beck will fart in Cullen Gillaspia's general direction when comparing their NFL chances.   Beck will make the Pats squad and will be the "Swiss Army" knife.  Gillaspia will stumble around in camp wondering why no one is sucking him off because he wears # 12.  

#17950
Wtf is a "projectory"?


Projectory is an open source, platform-independent, web-enabled project management tool designed to track software projects through all phases of development.

Seems to fit, right?


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