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Whatever makes those idiots mad, I’m all for. Take away their homo bubbles. Good.Ā 

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Yeah what are these fuckin bubbles about? Is that a euphemism for sheep? They can't bring their sheep to the game?

It's a euphemism for thin skinned bitchassedness that cracks at the first sign of pressure.

Awww.Ā  Bubbles, sheep, and jizz jars are illegal in Disch-Falk.Ā  Poor babies.

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

Whatever makes those idiots mad, I’m all for. Take away their homo bubbles. Good.Ā 

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Texags:Ā  Is Childress a Top 10 Corch?

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of course he is...

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In the SEC.

I was hoping they would beat IU so we could be the ones to knock them out. Oh well, poooooooooooor agggyyyyyyyy

"we were better for 8 innings"

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lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week.Ā 

Another year, aggy winning exactly jack shit...

They've had a rough few days what with the tough loss to UF in softball, getting taken out by OSU (I think) in golf and now this.

It's really a shame......

lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week.Ā 

I would expect that you will some version of this post

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With some of this thrown in for good measure

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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Another year, aggy winning exactly jack shit...

aggy has to have the national championship for most false claims.

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

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lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week.Ā 

Better for 8 innings? Are you fucking kidding me? The aggy delusion is uncanny.

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Another year, aggy winning exactly jack shit...

Goddamn right!!

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I would expect that you will some version of this post

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With some of this thrown in for good measure

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The delusion is real.Ā 

i feel for their sanity.Ā 

Could've won on their field and they'd still findĀ  aĀ  way to rationalize their superiority with aggy logic.

Some one needs to open a hill country winery just for the gomers. They could call is "Sour Grapes Winery"

8 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

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lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week.Ā 

The story of aggy life, "if only there were only 8 innings in life we never lose"...

7 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Some one needs to open a hill country winery just for the gomers. They could call is "Sour Grapes Winery"

If it was sold in 12oz bottles with a big SEC logo on the label, you know those gomersĀ would make it wildly successfulĀ 

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

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lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week.Ā 

Let me tell you about a story of a group of aggy SECĀ baseball playersĀ that wouldn't quit.

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

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lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week.Ā 

Leave it to Gabe Bock to try and score baseball like match play in golf so they can claim victory. Bet looch is over in the corner muttering 8 innings, 8 innings, we really won. Pathetic losers they are.

14 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

It's a euphemism for hot air filled thin skinned bitchassedness that cracks at the first sign of pressure.

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Well that's the 79th school year in a row w/o a big 3 national championship. Poor aggy.Ā 

One interesting aspect of aggy culture is you can watch their critical weaknesses play out in real time. Their legendary lack of self-awareness and inability to even attempt critical thinking makes them unable to understand where this year's baseball team succeeded, where it failed, and what adjustments need to be made in order to take the next step forward in the evolution of a truly competitive program.

Instead, they rationalize their failures, comically attribute their shortcomings to farcical conspiracies, and insist their current team embodied greatness at the highest level. If they could only add in the worship of a false hero (who of course, will take them to the promised land next year), their denial would be complete.

This is how they view every effort in their world. And the best part is that they will never change.

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6 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

The delusion is real.Ā 

i feel for their sanity.Ā 

I don't.Ā  Fuck those assholes.Ā  I'm feeling pretty happy today.

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11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

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lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week.Ā 

It's hilarious that they get to pick the specific 8 innings they like best.Ā  Just like how those fucksticks do with picking a football time period where they were "dominant".Ā  Pathetic losers.

20 minutes ago, RTF Horn said:

It's hilarious that they get to pick the specific 8 innings they like best.Ā  Just like how those fucksticks do with picking a football time period where they were "dominant".Ā  Pathetic losers.

If only baseball proclaimed its winner like a boxing match, aggy would never lose.

5 minutes ago, Noah Fence said:

If only baseball proclaimed its winner like a boxing match, aggy would never lose.

Eh, they'd still find a way to run out of time.

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

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lmaoooo I can't wait for texaggy radio tomorrow. I need some Looch, Gabe, and Brauny tears after they were talking so much shit last week.Ā 

Both teams scored zero in 4 innings.

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

They've had a rough few days what with the tough loss to UF in softball, getting taken out by OSU (I think) in golf and now this.

It's really a shame......

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11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

"we were better for 8 innings"

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Actually, they were only better for 4 innings.

24 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Both teams scored zero in 4 innings.

Advantage aggy

28 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Both teams scored zero in 4 innings.

Well yeah, but aggy hadĀ more grit and want to in those four innings, so they were the real winners.Ā 

If you don't give up 9 runs in an inning, you automatically win it. Duh ya stupid GD sip.

McRaven officially stepped down as UT System Chancellor last Thursday. Faulkner is interim until the new person is announced. So far, Faulkner has been on the job two days.

Cue the aggy bleating "They can't find anyone to take the job. Turned down by everyone."

I wish they would just make the damned announcement. Bring the drummer boy back to Texas.

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Both teams scored zero in 4 innings.

I know.Ā  That's how aggy won the game 4-1.

Near the end of the Texas-aggy game, I told the wife I was going to the store after the game and asked if her and the kids wanted to come along. They did.

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So we're watching the top of the 9th and it's taking a while. The wife asks why it's taking so long and I say, "Because aggy sucks and can't get us out." Finally finish the top of the 9th and I shut it off and say "Let's go."

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We get the kids loaded into their car seats and head out. I turn the radio on to listen to the end and hear Craig Way say, "...throws to first and that'll do it! Longhorns win..."

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Wife: Is it over?

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Me: Yep.

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Wife: Wow, that was fast! It's only been like 2 seconds since we shut the TV off!

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Me: I told you - aggy sucks.

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6 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

Well that's the 79th school year in a row w/o a big 3 national championship. Poor aggy.Ā 

I guess baseball didn’t get the notice that Jimbo was hired. The Jimbo effect should be in full effect next year.

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

The Jimbo effect should be in full effect next year.

Zero big 3 titles with an even worse ROI?

I'm still chortling at "homo bubbles".Ā  Aggy will be in their room .... doing homo things.

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Better for 8 innings? Are you fucking kidding me? The aggy delusion is uncanny.

Sure they were:

aggy held IU scoreless for 8 innings

aggy scored 7 runs on 17 hits, including 8 doubles

aggy gave up 9 runs in 1st inning, ultimately losing 9-7

Now do you see how they were better for those last 8 innings. Ā Whoop!Ā 

8 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Some one needs to open a hill country winery just for the gomers. They could call is "Sour Grapes Winery"

You do mean "Sour Grapes Whinery", Ā don't you?

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Sure they were:

aggy held IU scoreless for 8 innings

aggy scored 7 runs on 17 hits, including 8 doubles

aggy gave up 9 runs in 1st inning, ultimately losing 9-7

Now do you see how they were better for those last 8 innings. Ā Whoop!Ā 

Instead of proclaiming yesterday's game as an example of aggy greatness, they should try explaining how a team can hold an opponent scoreless for 8 innings, bang out 17 hits, and still lose. Only aggy.

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