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46 minutes ago, po elvis said:

 before i can get  3 words out of my mouth, he blurts out "With all y'all's money, you think you could buy some clouds". Obviously the buying some clouds part was a joke, but his angry tone came across as him being a little butt hurt about our money and our stature over them.

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It really makes me feel bad that Luicci didn't appreciate the SEC chant, you guys.

6 minutes ago, TornACL said:

It really makes me feel bad that Luicci didn't appreciate the SEC chant, you guys.

That's their single bragging point.  Of course it hurts to get that pathetic bullshit thrown back in their faces.  While on that subject, nice faceplants at home by Ole Miss and Georgia, 2 supposed top 10 national teams.  SECSECSECSECSEC!!!!!!!!!!!

11 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:
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Caylinne Martin said she was never involved with the physical altercation because she was in a car outside of the home with a 1-year-old during the time of the attack, according to her attorney Aaron Poole.

"I'm very comfortable with the fact that she was never, ever involved in any way, shape or form in a physical altercation," Poole said. "She wasn't even in the apartment and there is going to be, I think, multiple people to corroborate that."

So, she just drove the attackers to the house with her 1-year-old kid.  NBD

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6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That's their single bragging point.  Of course it hurts to get that pathetic bullshit thrown back in their faces.  While on that subject, nice faceplants at home by Ole Miss and Georgia, 2 supposed top 10 national teams.  SECSECSECSECSEC!!!!!!!!!!!

it is their bragging point despite the fact that if the SEC could, they would take Texas and drop aggy if that is what it took to get UT.

6 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

28:30 on the TexAgs radio show......"Next year"  hahahahaha

Wonder if they'll return the $50 the farm and tractor supply company paid for ad space during the Super Regional?

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It's only classy when they do it. Whatever it is. 

 

BTW, anyone have any super classy aggy fan stories from the regional? Super classy aggy fans and super classy aggy stories are a turdition. They love to make u...uh relay stories "opposing fans" tell of their greatness. 

All the aggy fans I encountered were pretty damn quiet and kept to themselves from very early in the game. Might have had something to do with Kody setting the tone.

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch on texags radio:

1:35:15 Belly aches about Kody. "I would have thrown at him."

1:49:50 "Then you go lose in Austin with their scoundrel, scumbag fans chanting SEC at you." 

LMAO

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/MY5anDE9wGI/0102767-ipte.mp3

 

They asked Childress about it after the game, and he said ‘if you don’t want him to celebrate, make a better pitch.’ 

49 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

They asked Childress about it after the game, and he said ‘if you don’t want him to celebrate, make a better pitch.’ 

That's just because Childress isn't tough like Big Billy.  If he was more of a man, he would've had his pitcher bean Kody in the head next time up, because you know, that's what real men like Liucci do.

Edited by UT Lawnghorn

When I saw Childress give that answer, I thought that he sounded like a baseball coach who wanted to make sure that potential future employers know that he isn't completely tainted with the aggy.

Just now, Scheiss Meister said:

When I saw Childress give that answer, I thought that he sounded like a baseball coach who wanted to make sure that potential future employers know that he isn't completely tainted with the aggy.

Yep. He's never really been one that come across as "getting aggy" in the sense they probably think. He, like Rumlin, Kennedy, and soon to be Jimbo, definitely get aggy by turning in performances just well enough for them to say "next year" and keep extending contracts and raking in money. 

16 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

You gotta respect Childress’s Matter of fact answers that he gives.

I like it as well but it’s just so unlike aggy.

Watching sheep porn at the campus theater, or video of Candi's latest exploits.

Edited by Deej

I remember Gabe and Looch talking about how DCTF was trash now since aggy went to the SEC. Clear bias against them. And we'll here we are. 

That is the face of a man watching Corps and Milkmen porn for the first time. 

"That is the face of a man watching Corps and Milkmen porn for the first time.  "

 

Watch right hand placement as he watches and smiles in delight.

4 hours ago, po elvis said:

i always seek out opposing fans after the games and say something nice, win or lose. even aggies. so as i am walking out of the gate i see these 4 aggies, probably in their 50's-60's. i turn to the guy and say "its not over. lot of baseball left". before i can get  3 words out of my mouth, he blurts out "With all y'all's money, you think you could buy some clouds".

Well, we're richer than we used to be because we got rid of some clowns. No takebacks.

meh anytime us or them get a new coach its going to be the cover. 

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"No reward is worth this" watches video of aggy squeezing nutsack

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Watching sheep porn at the campus theater, or video of Candi's latest exploits.

 

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

That is the face of a man watching Corps and Milkmen porn for the first time. 

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Also, ramjet needs to shop sleepy sherman in one of the chairs behind Jimbo. 

Also, ramjet needs to shop sleepy sherman in one of the chairs behind Jimbo. 

With $EC logos on the chairs.

 

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

I don't even think those are his legs. His body doesn't look twisted for them to be propped up like that. #fakelegs

He does have this look on his face:

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People still buy Dave Campbell’s? Don’t get me wrong back in the day like the 80s it was the shit. Now, why buy? Did they go back to covering high school football like they used to? 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Looks like a guy ready to kick back, relax, and collect $75M 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Weird, I guess I got the alternate cover:

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1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Also, ramjet needs to shop sleepy sherman in one of the chairs behind Jimbo. 

With $EC logos on the chairs.

 

Candi in the back row with another dude.

8 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Looks like a guy ready to kick back, relax, and collect $75M 

He is set for life.  You know how much of this shit that buys?

Evan Williams Green Label

$ 8.99 - 750ML
 
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32 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Looks like a guy ready to kick back, relax, and collect $75M 

That’s exactly what I thought.

3 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

That's just because Childress isn't tough like Big Billy.  If he was more of a man, he would've had his pitcher bean Kody in the head next time up, because you know, that's what real men like Liucci do.

Well, aggy simply got "Justin Tuckered" again....get used to it boys.

2 hours ago, Sejjr said:

That is the face of a man watching Corps and Milkmen porn for the first time. 

More like, for the 12th time.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Surprised his legs could reach the row in front of him.  Must have a booster seat. 

Uh, those aren't his legs.

55 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Looks like a guy ready to kick back, relax, and collect $75M 

23 minutes ago, texaslong said:

That’s exactly what I thought.

 

Assuming a 100 hr work week (I know, BIG assumption), he makes $1,442.31 / hr.

How long do you think that photo shoot lasted?

 

 

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Welp, for the first time in a long time I’m not gonna but this year’s issue.

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