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4 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Meh. He's not going to second guess aggy unless someone else offers him $75 million guaranteed, which nobody will. 

I agree. I think it’s aggy hedging their bets, not baggins. 

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Just for grins, I looked up all aggy conference records in the big three sports since their 100 year decision (2012/13 - 2017/18), and compared with their Big 12 records for the corresponding period (2006/7 - 2011/12).  This is only regular season conference records and does not include conference tournaments or other post-season results.  Here are the totals: 

SEC  - football 25-23 (52%),  basketball 56-52 (52%), baseball 94-83 (53%),  all 3 sports combined 175-158 (53%)

Big 12 - football 24-25 (49%), basketball 55-43 (56%), baseball 95-62-1 (60%), all 3 sports combined 174-130-1 (57%)

"Next year" will likely bring more of the same.  

24 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

That quote from official aggy is very telling. So baggins is too busy recruiting and having press conferences to “hammer out” a deal huh? I thought that’s what agents and lawyers were for.

The bottom line is there is no final deal in place and one has to wonder if aggy isn’t having second thoughts over their idiotic decision. 

Not second thoughts. John Sharp is still in the process of laundering that Hurricane Harvey relief money. 

The picture of dumbo on the pony must be of him searching the bushes for a quarterback?

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

The picture of dumbo on the pony must be of him searching the bushes for a quarterback?

Yep.  He's leaving no stone unturned.  But, where's his cowboy hat?  Don't he realize his brain will fry in that sun?

1 hour ago, Horndog said:

Just for grins, I looked up all aggy conference records in the big three sports since their 100 year decision (2012/13 - 2017/18), and compared with their Big 12 records for the corresponding period (2006/7 - 2011/12).  This is only regular season conference records and does not include conference tournaments or other post-season results.  Here are the totals: 

SEC  - football 25-23 (52%),  basketball 56-52 (52%), baseball 94-83 (53%),  all 3 sports combined 175-158 (53%)

Big 12 - football 24-25 (49%), basketball 55-43 (56%), baseball 95-62-1 (60%), all 3 sports combined 174-130-1 (57%)

"Next year" will likely bring more of the same.  

Well of course they went down.  Now we're competin' in tha danged S.E.ByGawd.C.  Losing ten games there is bettern' losing 2 in the Little 12, ya stoopid 'sip!

It’s not that baggins  didn’t sign the contract, he just ran out of ink.

Ok if this is the cover I’ll definitely buy a copy. That’s gold!
Same here, I'll buy two.
6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol thats not in College Station

My first thought, actually. Gotta be 30 miles from here, minimum. 

103 outside and Marty is wearing a long sleeve black shirt [emoji53]. Also Jimbo has to be riding a pony, 

Looks like he’s wearing skinny jeans and flip flops too
8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

My first thought, actually. Gotta be 30 miles from here, minimum. 

Smith tagged Schiller Ranch of Millican in his tweet.

5 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

Smith tagged Schiller Ranch of Millican in his tweet.

So 20 miles then.

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So 20 miles then.

Unrelated, but I don’t know how you survive living in Collie Station. I had to go there for a graduation ceremony a few weeks ago, and it was awful.

1 minute ago, George Clooney said:

Unrelated, but I don’t know how you survive living in Collie Station. I had to go there for a graduation ceremony a few weeks ago, and it was awful.

We've been discussing our exit strategy recently, to be honest. Our neighborhood is great, but it is slowly and inevitably aggyfying.

You would think it would all be aggyfied from the get go.

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4 minutes ago, Deej said:

You would think it would all be aggyfied from the get go.

Nah. Professors come from all over, and most of them are not bought in. There's pockets of normal all over. But they are definitely shrinking.

Nah. Professors come from all over, and most of them are not bought in. There's pockets of normal all over. But they are definitely shrinking.

I’m assuming that is mostly due to visor wearing guys in cargo shorts threatening project managers who’s trucks are parked too close to their houses.

Also, Ramjet is all that is good in this world.


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Here’s the cover Dave Campbell’s should use. aggy should take note. This is what a real national championship team looks like. #Wearelions

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Pretty sure aggy already put that one on the Pyle field wall..

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

Pretty sure aggy already put that one on the Pyle field wall..

You didn’t know? aggy put it the wall right after A&M-Commerce won the championship.

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4 hours ago, texifornia said:

jfc

 

"I don't think it's a stretch to say that we would like to sell a bunch of magazines to aggy so I am going to use lots of hyperbole when talking about our cover subject."

I've purchased a Texas Football every year since about '91; my father as well going back to when it was first published.  The quality has obviously gone down.  And, like so many other things these days, they do things for "clicks" - in this case, to sell mags. 

I still can't get over something in last year's edition.  They have a section called, "The Best of Texas" or somesuch.  The best offensive lineman in Texas was not Connor Williams, but Koda Martin.  WTF?

I for one look forward to reading the articles...and going at that cover more properly (for art’s sake).

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9 hours ago, Deej said:

Not second thoughts. John Sharp is still in the process of laundering that Hurricane Harvey relief money. 

What are the odds he isn't signing anything until the first round of bagmen buying players is done. He can't be held to account for things that happen at a job that occurred before be was an official employee, right?

just amazing how in a few short years it was swagcopters and gadgets, now its back to being shit kickers and riding a horse. aggy, searching eternally for and identity. 

aggy at their normal.  Watched part of the sec indoor track championship yesterday. (aggy horrible of course)  aggy was coming on strong to the finish line in the 800 or 400 meter dash and just got beat out and then tripped and fell.  The announcer in all of his aggyness stated, he didn't lose, he just ran out of real estate".   Heard that a couple of times yesterday.

When does Baggins have to time to recruit or fulfill his coaching duties when he is spending so much time doing photo shoots and playing horsey?

10 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I've purchased a Texas Football every year since about '91; my father as well going back to when it was first published.  The quality has obviously gone down.  And, like so many other things these days, they do things for "clicks" - in this case, to sell mags. 

I still can't get over something in last year's edition.  They have a section called, "The Best of Texas" or somesuch.  The best offensive lineman in Texas was not Connor Williams, but Koda Martin.  WTF?

When you have a chance to award "best in state" to someone who ends up transferring to Syracuse, you have to do it.

9 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

just amazing how in a few short years it was swagcopters and gadgets, now its back to being shit kickers and riding a horse. aggy, searching eternally for and identity. 

DJ Jumbo on the mic tho

11 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

just amazing how in a few short years it was swagcopters and gadgets, now its back to being shit kickers and riding a horse. aggy, searching eternally for and identity. 

Yeah, I'm afraid we may have seen the last of the pimp cane. I'm sure aggy will probably go back to a familiar, and traditional, redneck prop: 

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11 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

just amazing how in a few short years it was swagcopters and gadgets, now its back to being shit kickers and riding a horse. aggy, searching eternally for and identity. 

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If someone could add Coal Diggin' in front of Helicopter, Aggy will have arrived in whole.

28 minutes ago, Player said:

Yeah, I'm afraid we may have seen the last of the pimp cane. I'm sure aggy will probably go back to a familiar, and traditional, redneck prop: 

 

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Holy Shit, these people are strange...

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Holy Shit, these people are strange...

That last axe handle is covered in a lot of blood... maybe he was a little too rough on his boyfriend
42 minutes ago, Panama Red said:


That last axe handle is covered in a lot of blood... maybe he was a little too rough on his boyfriend

And why do the year numbers stop at '99?  

26 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

And why do the year numbers stop at '99?  

It didn't stop, he just ran out of axe...

37 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

And why do the year numbers stop at '99?  

He was nearing the age of 30 and his wife probably said WTF are you doing?

43 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

And why do the year numbers stop at '99?  

It's a shame and a crime that it didn't stop at '98.

4 hours ago, Player said:

Yeah, I'm afraid we may have seen the last of the pimp cane. I'm sure aggy will probably go back to a familiar, and traditional, redneck prop: 

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Can't be aggy in that first pic....no white hoods!

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4 hours ago, RedDirtTexan said:

That shit is creepy as fuck. Dead babies in boxes and piss pots. Awful. 

It's ok. They buried the baby where he can see the scoreboard.

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5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Can't be aggy in that first pic....no white hoods!

FIFY ... and Jimbo really was riding a tiny pony in that previous picture.

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/nobert

6 hours ago, Deej said:

It's ok. They buried the baby where he can see the scoreboard.

that is some quality craftsmanship right there.

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