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Makes you wonder, if sheep will now step forward as well to raises their voices against sexual violence?

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The most amazing thing about this is that they were letting the guy slide LITERALLY in the midst of the Baylor fiasco coming to light.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

#sheeptoo

This situation at aggy could get a bit wooly...

9 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

Saw this out in the wild yesterday. 360@Spicewood Springs

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Does that have to do with how much of their brain power they utilize? 

25 minutes ago, RedDirtTexan said:

Does that have to do with how much of their brain power they utilize? 

All signs point to yes 

What brain?

On 6/12/2018 at 5:32 PM, TornACL said:

I'm very confused. It'll be a horrendous Thursday night for them if they lose their opener, because they open with Northwestern State not Clemson.

Damn.  I must have REALLY misheard that.  But I would totally be on board for aggy losing to Northwestern State.

Myles Garrett talks shit about 2X NBA Finals MVP KD:

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"Me, I'm too competitive to try and ride on somebody's coat tails to get a W. But for him, you might as well stay at the spot you're at now. There's no point in leaving since you've already taken that moniker where he's been called the snake and cupcake and all that. You might as well stay and just keep on winning."

https://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2018/06/myles_garrett_blasts_kevin_dur.html

I'm regarded.  Mixed this idiot up with Von Miller.

Edited by Scholz

Didn't he have to put that 73-9 team on his fuckin back to win the title this year?

Edited by Bevo14

Myles Garrett has never won anything. Ever. What the fuck does that guy know about what it takes to win? Or how to best carry yourself and your team? He's the fucking guy running 10 yards upfield while the RB goes right where he left, because he doesn't play team defense FFS. 

This is Garrett just pandering to the idiotic masses in Cleveland. 

A dude who racked up 95% of his college stats against directional schools and willingly chose to go to a school whose entire fan base rides the coattails of their conference over their own success chooses to call out the back to back NBA Final MVP?  Have fun in Cleveland douche and enjoy your 3 year NFL career.

2 hours ago, Orange^White said:

The most amazing thing about this is that they were letting the guy slide LITERALLY in the midst of the Baylor fiasco coming to light.

NO shit. Takes a really special, fantastic, elite-level stupid.

2 hours ago, slorch said:

What brain?

Steve Martin... The Man with Two Brains...

2 hours ago, Orange^White said:

Saw this out in the wild yesterday. 360@Spicewood Springs

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So when you have a gathering and invite your co workers, that's the one aggie you tell about the party.  And you ask him not to tell the other aggies about said party.  And he understands

criticizing KD at the same time defending Lebron's Miami move is ridiculous. Lebron went because he knew they would win championships with those other players.

35 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

 

Hey Ramjet. I'm headed your direction during the end of the July 4 week. Let's book a table at Frenchy's and see if we can get anyone to join us. Ping that asshole who runs aggypedia. We can make him pay for it all.

Are you in?

5 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Hey Ramjet. I'm headed your direction during the end of the July 4 week. Let's book a table at Frenchy's and see if we can get anyone to join us. Ping that asshole who runs aggypedia. We can make him pay for it all.

Are you in?

Watch out for aggy lurkers. Sure, they won't know which one of you is Randolph Duke, but this is the best lead they've had in years.

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Watch out for aggy lurkers. Sure, they won't know which one of you is Randolph Duke, but this is the best lead they've had in years.

so we need to have 30 of us in there, all wearing Duke shirts. Will blow their little minds. 

Garrett is just pissed that he is stuck in Cleveland and the good teams want nothing to do with him

12 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Watch out for aggy lurkers. Sure, they won't know which one of you is Randolph Duke, but this is the best lead they've had in years.

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24 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Hey Ramjet. I'm headed your direction during the end of the July 4 week. Let's book a table at Frenchy's and see if we can get anyone to join us. Ping that asshole who runs aggypedia. We can make him pay for it all.

Are you in?

He'll show.  Check at Snoopy's.

52 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

So when you have a gathering and invite your co workers, that's the one aggie you tell about the party.  And you ask him not to tell the other aggies about said party.  And he understands

I know an aggie like that. Went on a fishing trip with him and some other buddies about a month ago. He was badmouthing the corps and the way so-called "red ass" aggies behave. I jokingly told him he sounds like a 2%'er. His reply: "I'd be a Zero %'er if I could."

Might be the coolest aggie I've ever met.

Funny coming from someone who played for a school that has conference emblems bigger than their own on everything, and claims to have gotten three teams into the College World Series. 

17 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

He'll show.  Check at Snoopy's.


I'm wanting to hear his NASA stories and for him to point himself out in the background of the pictures on the wall of Frenchy's.

That, and I'm wanting their chicken marsala with the side of fettucinne alfredo.

Supposedly it costs $10k/lb to put something into space. Frenchy's fettucinne alfredo has cost the U.S. government about $4 million considering all the weight it has put on astronauts over the years.

 

15 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:


I'm wanting to hear his NASA stories and for him to point himself out in the background of the pictures on the wall of Frenchy's.

That, and I'm wanting their chicken marsala with the side of fettucinne alfredo.

Supposedly it costs $10k/lb to put something into space. Frenchy's fettucinne alfredo has cost the U.S. government about $4 million considering all the weight it has put on astronauts over the years.

 

Great, you keep giving aggy clues.  Now they will be going table to table checking to see who ordered chicken marsala and fettucinne alfredo. 

36 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:


I'm wanting to hear his NASA stories and for him to point himself out in the background of the pictures on the wall of Frenchy's.

That, and I'm wanting their chicken marsala with the side of fettucinne alfredo.

Supposedly it costs $10k/lb to put something into space. Frenchy's fettucinne alfredo has cost the U.S. government about $4 million considering all the weight it has put on astronauts over the years.

 

The veal Marsala is better. The carbonara is good too. Hell, its all good

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You've never played on a good team, Myles. How would you know?

That's why he chose Aggie. He wanted to surround himself with morons and mediocrity so that it would all be up to him to win it all!  That's why all of the SEC championships and National Championships he won mean so much more to him.

Someone may want to inform Myles that he plays for the Cleveland BROWNS. He doesn’t have to worry about wins. 

Edited by Tex Pete

And that him dick-riding the loser Cavaliers and Lebron is far worse than whatever he is accusing  KD of doing.

He literally has no dog in the fight. Or trophy in the case. 

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Browns have Garrett and Mayfield. Is there a more douchy team in the NFL?

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10 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Even for legalese, this is heartless as fuck.

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That's pretty weak spirited of aggy, it would have been better to not respond...

Shouldn't her title be, "Senior Women's Administrator" 

What does "Senior Woman Administrator" even mean? 
Does any one at that school have the slightest grasp of our language?  

I'm guessing she is the longest tenured woman in the athletics department. Probably just a secretary taking dictation directly from John Sharp.

53 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Someone may want to inform Myles that he plays for the Cleveland BROWNS. He doesn’t have to worry about wins. 

Or championships.

19 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm guessing she is the longest tenured woman in the athletics department. Probably just a secretary taking dictation directly from John Sharp.

The only one that can understand his drunken, slurred dictation.

46 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Browns have Garrett and Mayfield. Is there a more douchy team in the NFL?

Maybe they should bring Johnny Douchebag back to be the back up.

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