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9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Also, am I the only one who thinks those ribs may have been the start of Hamm’s marital trouble?

Nah, me either. He’s a jock-chasing cuck and she got fed up with it. 

Should've given her the coachkiss Big Red/Malibu/wine/whatever special treatment.

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They really should hire Taylor Hamm to cook for their events. He could mix his recruiting skills with this cooking skills. It would be awesome. 
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Them ribs sum up his marriage, burnt it tha fuck up


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Okay, Brewster's gotta be trolling now, right? Nobody in dead collie station, no matter how lit, is self-aware enough to recognize the roller coaster for what it is.

The only ride they know about is Mexican Donkey Show with candi.

I have an old (aggy) NASA friend blowing up his Facebook page with pictures of him making a specific trip to Canada to watch Money Badger play. Picture of him with a jersey at the stadium and everything.

Someone ask if he saw him play... "No. Masoli played the whole time, but maybe next game!" was the response.

So very aggy

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Okay, Brewster's gotta be trolling now, right? Nobody in dead collie station, no matter how lit, is self-aware enough to recognize the roller coaster for what it is.

No truer words ever spoke.

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 
That's why Elon Musk will beat them to Mars. Hell, it'll be a challenge for NASA to put up a sattelite if they're infested with aggy..
59 minutes ago, Orange^White said:

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

Explains Challenger and Columbia.  

I have an old (aggy) NASA friend blowing up his Facebook page with pictures of him making a specific trip to Canada to watch Money Badger play. Picture of him with a jersey at the stadium and everything.

 

Someone ask if he saw him play... "No. Masoli played the whole time, but maybe next game!" was the response.

 

So very aggy

While I kind of admire your friend’s optimism. With the exception of NASA, everything he did up until his response makes me laugh at him, hard.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Orange^White said:

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

 

Don't you mean disturbing?

30 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This is the work of one of you lot, isn't it?

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He's got that aggy red ass. 

2 hours ago, Orange^White said:

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

That must be why NASA is on the decline.

34 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This is the work of one of you lot, isn't it?

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Wait...they only have yell leaders until they win a national championship? Then what?

Like asking the owl how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know.

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 


NASA needs janitors and cafeteria workers too.
This is bad
 
Uh oh, aggys quest to become a diploma mill means a higher percentage of 2%'ers who won't tow the company line and protect their precious Agricultural and Maintenance from shame and the long hand of the law..
The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 
PETA won't let them test rockets with dogs and chimps anymore.

so.... in the final irony... they are going to win some sort of Championship and THEN get rid of the yell leaders? 

 

perfect 

On 6/30/2018 at 12:47 AM, George Clooney said:

Mays' reputation is built on sending enough accounting/PPA graduates with inflated grades into the big 4 to stay relevant. 

This is 100% true having experienced this first hand recruiting for enough years in big 4 across all the Texas schools.

For some reason no one finds it odd that when you go to recruit there 75% of their ppa grads have 3.75 and up. Most of those kids are idiots and we have to weed them out after their second/third year.  The ones that stick around have limited upside and are basically compliance monkeys.(no racist)

After the natty they will be promoted from yell leaders to scream leaders. 
And the collie will be swapped for a Great Dane..

"The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. "

stupid sips, aggies want to be the first ones to the moon.

Neil Armstrong once flew over College Station during his pilot training.  General dog looked up, saw the plane and barked.  He was aggy from that moment forward.  They already claim him as an aggy alum.  Put it on the wall.  If he had won the Medal of Honor, they would have claimed that too.  

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According to this authoritative source:

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aggy has been making vital contributions to the space program for a long time.

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17 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

I have an old (aggy) NASA friend blowing up his Facebook page with pictures of him making a specific trip to Canada to watch Money Badger play. Picture of him with a jersey at the stadium and everything.

Someone ask if he saw him play... "No. Masoli played the whole time, but maybe next game!" was the response.

So very aggy

Canada’s Twelf Man tradition is born...

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Neil Armstrong once flew over College Station during his pilot training.  General dog looked up, saw the plane and barked.  He was aggy from that moment forward.  They already claim him as an aggy alum.  Put it on the wall.  If he had won the Medal of Honor, they would have claimed that too.  

It was a goldurn sip/NASA conspiracy that kept Aggie engineers from shooting Aggie Neil up in a rocket at night so that he could have been the 1st person on the sun.  

19 hours ago, Orange^White said:

The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. 

In space, no one can hear them whoop.

7 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

In space, no one can hear them whoop.

Yes, but their poo still flings at ridiculous velocities.

got two speeding tickets in Hearne in on night in a Uhaul truck within 2 hours of leaving the Dixie Chicken 

and I am not kidding 

23 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

got two speeding tickets in Hearne in on night in a Uhaul truck within 2 hours of leaving the Dixie Chicken 

and I am not kidding 

Your first mistake was going to the Dixie Chicken.

19 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait...they only have yell leaders until they win a national championship? Then what?

I think they are going to start burying the yell leaders in the end zone, spooning and holding their nuts in their hands.

7 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"The fact that NASA hired aggies is very disheartening to me. "

stupid sips, aggies want to be the first ones to the moon.

You mean, Texas A&M - Moon  

Apply now....it takes a while to make the trek!

2 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

got two speeding tickets in Hearne in on night in a Uhaul truck within 2 hours of leaving the Dixie Chicken 

and I am not kidding 

Stop speeding?

You were not speeding from the Dixie Chicken if you only made it 27 miles in two hours.

 

What in the name of John Randall were you doing?  

I think they are going to start burying the yell leaders in the end zone, spooning and holding their nuts in their hands.

That’s going to be a curious case for future archaeologists.

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