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Perhaps he meant “The Chicken Ranch” .

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You were not speeding from the Dixie Chicken if you only made it 27 miles in two hours.
 
What in the name of John Randall were you doing?  

Fucking the farm animals.

James Durst, your aggys won’t ever win jack in football. Not ever. Enjoy sucking Bama cock though so congrats?

2 hours ago, slorch said:

You were not speeding from the Dixie Chicken if you only made it 27 miles in two hours.

 

What in the name of John Randall were you doing?  

getting speeding tickets 

2 hours ago, slorch said:

You were not speeding from the Dixie Chicken if you only made it 27 miles in two hours.

 

What in the name of John Randall were you doing?  

Randall?   Come on.  

15 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Randall?   Come on.  

He's from Hearne...or Mumford to be exact.

 

Yeah, prolly not fair to throw such a badass into an aggy thread.

 

edit:  Randle is the correct spelling of badass' last name.

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3 hours ago, Scholz said:

James Durst, your aggys won’t ever win jack in football. Not ever. Enjoy sucking Bama cock though so congrats?

Never thought I would see a team from Texas playing second fiddle to teams from other states and thanking them for it. That's why you'll never convince me that aggys are Texans. Real Texans can stand on their own. 

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On 6/29/2018 at 3:13 PM, kopp0e said:

And an otherwise empty "Hall of Champions" trophy case that has national titles for sports that have been played in the future...

 

 

Does Jimbo always looks like he's hallucinating?

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7 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

got two speeding tickets in Hearne in on night in a Uhaul truck within 2 hours of leaving the Dixie Chicken 

and I am not kidding 

how do you get two speeding tickets in Hearne in one night? Was it the same cop?

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

 

Does Jimbo always looks like he's hallucinating?

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Damn, he probably hears the tune to "Fraggle Rock" in between calling plays during the spring scrimmage...

 

That's when the whores come in...

 

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

WTF is an eventing team?!

Looks like it involves making finger pistols. Maybe they shoot them at a range 

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 

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WTF is an eventing team?!

Mutton busting events.

2 hours ago, slorch said:

That's when the whores come in...

You can send them back. Thanks.

WTF is an eventing team?!

Looks like the  heifers are back in the barn?

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 

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WTF is an eventing team?!

For the rare occasion that the male cheerleaders aren't in demand..?

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 

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WTF is an eventing team?!

Weigh ins are for a min weight not max. 

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 

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WTF is an eventing team?!

I don't know any better than anyone else does, but we can all be sure lots of food is involved

46 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

For the rare occasion that the male cheerleaders aren't in demand..?

C'mon now we all know woman can't lead no cheers... err yells stupid sip. / aggy

3 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

C'mon now we all know woman can't lead no cheers... err yells stupid sip. / aggy

College Station is still trying to cross-engineer male cheerleaders to produce milk (in jizz jars), that shows what's important to that faction...

Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 
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WTF is an eventing team?!


WTF makes you so certain those are females?
12 hours ago, texaslong said:

Never thought I would see a team from Texas playing second fiddle to teams from other states and thanking them for it. That's why you'll never convince me that aggys are Texans. Real Texans can stand on their own. 

This.



WTF makes you so certain those are females?
Or even human? Second from right looks like an alien genetic experiment..
Or even human? Second from right looks like an alien genetic experiment..


...gone wrong
13 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

 

Does Jimbo always looks like he's hallucinating?

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Lulz. gif of the year

13 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

 

Does Jimbo always looks like he's hallucinating?

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To me he looks like he is trying really hard not to puke.

I don't believe there are any "good guys" in this particular scenario.

 

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you guys should go vote for the good guys
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia" but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go against an aggy when an internet poll is on the line!"

James Durst is consoling folks that aggy hasn’t won conference in 6 years in the sec..... is he aware that not only have they not “won” conference but that they are so far from it that they can’t even see it because of the curvature of the earth.  Some folks never win conference. That’s their future. 100 year decisions have consequences. 

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25 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

James Durst is consoling folks that aggy hasn’t won conference in 6 years in the sec..... is he aware that not only have they not “won” conference but that they are so far from it that they can’t even see it because of the curvature of the earth.  Some folks never win conference. That’s their future. 100 year decisions have consequences. 

Won the conference!? Hell, they haven't even had a winning record in conference play since they were playing with Big 12 recruits in 2012.

I pointed out on the twitter account today that while the majority of Jimbo's 2019 commits are 3* or below, Alabama and Georgia have a total of  one 3* recruit between them, out of 27 total recruits (a place kicker committed to Bama).

Not only is aggy not in a position to compete for a conference title, they are getting left in the dust by the dominant schools in the conference.

There is simply no way in Hell that Jimbo is going to build a two-deep capable of competing against the likes of Bama and Georgia unless he massively improves his recruiting. As it is, his recruiting of mostly three stars is already at a level where the aggys are giddy with glee.

Well the nice thing about playing in the SEC is you hardly ever play many of the other schools in the league so A&M has little to fear from Georgia being loaded.

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 

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WTF is an eventing team?!

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13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 

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WTF is an eventing team?!

Explains all the sheep fucking.

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

James Durst is consoling folks that aggy hasn’t won conference in 6 years in the sec..... is he aware that not only have they not “won” conference but that they are so far from it that they can’t even see it because of the curvature of the earth.  Some folks never win conference. That’s their future. 100 year decisions have consequences. 

But they get the satisfaction that we just can't get over that we aren't in the same conference anymore (lulz). advantage aggy.

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Well the nice thing about playing in the SEC is you hardly ever play many of the other schools in the league so A&M has little to fear from Georgia being loaded.

2019 in Athens should be fun. 77-0, 59-0 type stuff. SEC is the greatest! 12 years between road trips! Maybe 2-3 in your prime adult life. 

 

https://www.ajc.com/sports/college/new-sec-schedule-means-long-waits-for-uga-trips-bama/py4Y2phM7V7V05WGgwcRoO/

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you guys should go vote for the good guys

Why does this shit keep happening? Really? Ole Miss vs Texas. Fuck!


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Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 

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WTF is an eventing team?!

Holy God.

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15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 

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WTF is an eventing team?!

 

Does aggy have a hog recruiting coordinator or do they gravitate there on their own? Maybe Hammster should apply for the job.

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Apparently aggy has an eventing team with female yell leaders. 

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WTF is an eventing team?!

Front row left was going to be #1 as well as the only non X but that wet spot says she's on the other team.

4 hours ago, Lhorn said:

James Durst is consoling folks that aggy hasn’t won conference in 6 years in the sec..... is he aware that not only have they not “won” conference but that they are so far from it that they can’t even see it because of the curvature of the earth.  Some folks never win conference. That’s their future. 100 year decisions have consequences. 

They earned a tie for 5th in conference in their best season in 3 generations. 

Since their last conference championship 19 years ago, they are 1 game under .500 in conference play.  Building champions indeed.

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