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A couple more for your viewing pleasure. I'll take Jimbo trying to embrace aggy culture for 75 million, Alex.

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On 7/1/2018 at 1:55 PM, DaggerHorns said:

You can take the coach out of aggy but you can’t take the aggy out of the coach...

 

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2 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

A couple more for your viewing pleasure. I'll take Jimbo trying to embrace aggy culture for 75 million, Alex.

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Biggest false promise of the year goes to Colby Carthel. He knows deep down Jimbo is going 7-5 (at best) every year.



WTF makes you so certain those are females?
I delivered a package to a house with aggy connotations and couldn't tell by the first name whether I was delivering to a male or female.
4 hours ago, South Austin said:

There's no way that Colby Carthel is a real name. He made that up at Fish Camp.

His sister's name is Medellin.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Did they launch him with a slingshot on that 40?

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

There's no way that Colby Carthel is a real name. He made that up at Fish Camp.

It was indoctrinated into him. 

35 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Did they launch him with a slingshot on that 40?

Wind assisted, downhill

18 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

South Austin's mom measured me at 10.5" last night.

She told me you moved the decimal one space to the right, but other than that she vouches for the accuracy of your story.

"Muster at 18,000 feet!

Aggie veterans on an Honor Flight Houston trip held Muster in midair as they returned to Texas from their visit to Washington, D.C., touring monuments from the wars they fought: World War II and Korea. When a Class of '44 Ag asked for help coordinating a Muster in the sky, The Association was glad to assist.

Watch for more photos and a story soon on this special Muster!"

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"The staff members of Student Activities at Texas A&M University support more than 1,000 student organizations that got $125,000 this year from Association donors! The students in these groups develop leadership skills that make them into outstanding Texas Aggies."

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The fuck is going on here, Vic?


Inbreeding
Just now, Machinator said:

Doesn't Vic already have a thread for this kind of material?

I don't fuck with inbred hillbillies. 

This poor Clemson fan has no idea what he is getting himself into. Pray for this man.
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2960018


99% chance of being an aggy pretending to be Clemson. After they push aggys shit in, the fake poster will make them feel all warm and squishy inside about all the good ‘ol hospitality that he’s never experienced at any other game.
I don't fuck with inbred hillbillies. 

Dude, we’ve seen the posts in your thread. Maybe not hillbillies, but I’d bet there’s some family fucking going on.
 

Those are some average as hell numbers.
Did they launch him with a slingshot on that 40?

Probably gave him a running head start.



"The staff members of Student Activities at Texas A&M University support more than 1,000 student organizations that got $125,000 this year from Association donors!"



Is that $125 per organization? Noice.
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Good lord, what a crew. Hey it’s Pat in the middle. John Pinette on the right. Possibly Melissa McCarthy on the left.

I’m sure radical Larry is in there somewhere.
11 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Twerf Man, birtch.

Sounds like the title of a THujone original. 

Refreshed 3 times. Looks like Vic’s pof thread keeps sending here in error.

N..E..ways....which one of these sewer rats did Vic plow?

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That Lurch looking gomer in the back middle better hope that picture doesn't find its way back to texags.

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

The fuck is going on here, Vic?

Holy shit! Looks like they finally quit testing on animals. 

On 6/25/2018 at 10:24 AM, RomaVicta said:

before taking the head coaching job at Eisenhower Middle School in San Antonio to restore the Generals to district dominance! 

Talk about a blast from the past. Jackson Jaguar here and we hated those fuckers.

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m gonna say it.... minus the far left side (she’s all yours Vic) these are pretty attractive ladies.  

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Not one of those aggy women are remotely attractive 

Which is weird because their academic standards have been declining for years. You would expect the SWT/TXST effect to kick in by now.

52 minutes ago, F250 said:

Talk about a blast from the past. Jackson Jaguar here and we hated those fuckers.

When I was a General, the big rival was Nimitz. Long time ago.

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