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Just now, Eddyline said:

Fuckers aren't really in the military. Why are they saluting?

They like to pretend

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Chile flags fly high at Texum Bulldog/Pyle Memorial dog run.     Sips don't remember the charge up San Juan Hill in Chili during the Snook Chilifest in 1982.  Commander Greg Hood brandished his swift sword and ran those sip bastards back to Hearne.  Nuts were squeezed by all.  Turdition. 

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12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Speaking of stupidity

You forgot to include the part of the story where the aggy who helped rescue the miners in Chlie then went on a media campaign complaining about how he personally didn't get all the credit for the rescue. Right in line with "aggy values," claiming they won WWII all by themselves and that no one ever contributed to the effort.

Fucking aggys. "Self-service" is one of the core "values."

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14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Is this really necessary? A group of corps idiots buttfucking each other to protect Lassie?

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Do you have any idea what would happen to that dog were they not protecting her?

 

Think for a moment what events had to transpire to cause that turdition of guarding to start. 

 

Texas a&m: the Baylor of the animal kingdom. 

6 minutes ago, Caver60 said:

No wonder that dog is so fucking neurotic

There is a classic texags thread where they talk about how the frat group that cares for Reveille has to remain all male because women were “unable to properly execute duty orders” concerning the dog.

In short, they think women can’t manage the technical complexities of picking up dog shit and women can’t manage using Pantene and blow dryers. 

They are an amazingly fucked up culture. 

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Maybe it's the women who came up with gender-based explanations as to why they couldn't pick up dog shit? Women are kinda cagey that way.

1 minute ago, Antidean said:

Have you seen their women?

I have seen them while sober, while drunk, and while sober again. I don't need tattoos or piercings-- my soul is one mass of scar tissue.

Just now, Caver60 said:

It's a Vic Mackey playground over there

Vic likes a little more diversity in his women.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have seen them while sober, while drunk, and while sober again. I don't need tattoos or piercings-- my soul is one mass of scar tissue.

Have they ever been licked?

5 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Have they ever been licked?

I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

I’m glad you responded and not Vic.

On ‎3‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 4:50 PM, F250 said:

At first I was intrigued by the blonde on the bottom left but now I am scared.

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I know this doesn't really add anything to the convo, but have never met a normal person who was an aggy. Something is always off about them. Why is that? Were they just born that way?

8 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

I know this doesn't really add anything to the convo, but have never met a normal person who was an aggy. Something is always off about them. Why is that? Were they just born that way?

Only lived in Texas for a few years however outside an Incarnate Word graduate, he (an aggy) was the only one I have ever spoken with who bakes his steaks completely to well.  At least the Incarnate Word guy still seared his steak but come on man!?!!

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On 4/2/2018 at 11:07 AM, The Triple Lindy said:

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Damn, bitch in the middle looks like she's growling at something. Must be someone ahead of her in the buffet line.

 

On 4/2/2018 at 11:34 AM, UT Lawnghorn said:

Vic likes a little more diversity Chola in his women.

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1 hour ago, happyhookem said:

Damn, bitch in the middle looks like she's growling at something. Must be someone ahead of her in the buffet line.

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I love the new look. Can someone please translate the caption?

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I wonder how long this will stay up on Texags. 

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The upside down bibs are perfectly Aggie. They're sure it's amusing to the world that they're sticking it to the Longhorns. They'll even invent stories about people asking them about it and agreeing that tu is arrogant and Aggies are the classiest fans in the world.
Reality: They look like the petty idiots that they can be.
What the fuck are you talking about? New Mexico State didnt turn their bibs upside down.

A quick question:

What are alumni and fans of Butler, Xavier, Creighton, DePaul, Georgetown, Marquette, Providence, St. Johns, and Seton Hall not doing this week?

A: Puffing their chests out and bragging about how a member of their conference won its second national title in a men's major sport in the last three years. Why not? Because none of those schools are worthless redneck institutions.

No one, other than the idiot, redneck, dumbfuck school of the S!E!C! celebrates when a school that kicked their ass all season wins a national championship.

"Conference pride" is right up there with "fake championship pride."  It might mean a lot when you have nothing else to take pride in, but outside of Redneck Station, Texas, no fan base or alumni base revels in "conference pride."

Since 2000, Texas has won more NCAA national championships (14) than TAMU has in the history of their school (13). PLUS, Texas has a football championship and a final four appearance. Not once has any Tech fan, or Iowa State fan, or any other conference member fan celebrated a single UT national championship. Nor should they.

 

I work with an aggy married couple (male / female) . They have a fantastic memory of convenience, mixed with selectively piecing together wins that would boggle the best con man.  On top of it all they both throw off a creepy vibe...real creepy

Saw a car yesterday in Cedar Park with the license plate "TAMU UT". Tried to get a pic but it came out all blurry.

1 hour ago, Randolph Duke said:

A quick question:

What are alumni and fans of Butler, Xavier, Creighton, DePaul, Georgetown, Marquette, Providence, St. Johns, and Seton Hall not doing this week?

A: Puffing their chests out and bragging about how a member of their conference won its second national title in a men's major sport in the last three years. Why not? Because none of those schools are worthless redneck institutions.

No one, other than the idiot, redneck, dumbfuck school of the S!E!C! celebrates when a school that kicked their ass all season wins a national championship.

"Conference pride" is right up there with "fake championship pride."  It might mean a lot when you have nothing else to take pride in, but outside of Redneck Station, Texas, no fan base or alumni base revels in "conference pride."

Since 2000, Texas has won more NCAA national championships (14) than TAMU has in the history of their school (13). PLUS, Texas has a football championship and a final four appearance. Not once has any Tech fan, or Iowa State fan, or any other conference member fan celebrated a single UT national championship. Nor should they.

 

It's apparent that you don't know any Creighton fans. Carry on.

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

I work with an aggy married couple (male / female) . They have a fantastic memory of convenience, mixed with selectively piecing together wins that would boggle the best con man.  On top of it all they both throw off a creepy vibe...real creepy

Are they brother and sister as well?

On 4/1/2018 at 8:06 PM, Eddyline said:

Fuckers aren't really in the military. Why are they saluting?

At ease, Eddy.

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

I work with an aggy married couple (male / female) . They have a fantastic memory of convenience, mixed with selectively piecing together wins that would boggle the best con man.  On top of it all they both throw off a creepy vibe...real creepy

The fact that you put "male/female" is cracking me up. Don't know why i found that so funny. 

1 hour ago, BERT said:

The fact that you put "male/female" is cracking me up. Don't know why i found that so funny. 

I was laughing typing it because at no other school would i find the need to clarify (not that theres anything wrong with that). The entire university is odd

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Lady Horns defeat lady aggy 3-1 in Volleyball at Gregory Gym....

Does aggy's volleyball team have milkmen or real women?

13 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Does aggy's volleyball team have milkmen or real women?

They were real.  Some pretty cute.  The milkmen were not to be found.

13 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

They were real.  Some pretty cute.  The milkmen were not to be found.

Milkmen don’t want anything to do with cute chicks in tiny shorts

On 4/2/2018 at 10:04 AM, Antidean said:

Have you seen their women?

I thought their women were the droppings. 

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Leaked video inside the facility for Research & Engineering department in College Station... (rated bonfire proof)...

 

It's apparent that you don't know any Creighton fans. Carry on.
One of my cousins is an Assistant Dean. She goes to almost all their games at home, and usually travels to the tournament games. Haven't seen her happy for Nova.
Found:
Leaked video inside the facility for Research & Engineering department in College Station... (rated bonfire proof)...
 
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