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#45801
12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

I came.

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#45802
16 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

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#45803
21 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

Sounds great and all, but this + Tell Me About Texas a&m = WTF????????????????

#45807
2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

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#45808
5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

spell the alphabet on her clit

Block lettering or cursive?

Asking for a friend.

#45812
2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

This makes me want to go dig up the texags screenshots from the preseason about how this team has the feel of the FSU national championship team.

Edited by Bill Lumbergh

#45814
23 hours ago, Pogo said:

If this was early 90s, she was a redhead.  She spent a few weeks on crutches once because she hurt her leg fucking a football player.

  • Danny : The thing about redhead is: lack of pigmentation.

    Bernie : They're almost albino.

    Danny : You bang albino?

    Bernie : Well, I have and they're nuts.

#45817
12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

lay on the bed

put a pillow under your head

if she's taller than 5'6" you will want a thicker pillow

make sure the pillow(s) point "backwards" so she can put her knees on other side of your head

her knees are not on the pillow

she straddles you facing "forward" (i.e. you can see her tits)

she lowers her pussy down on to your face

tl/dr she sits on your face - but the pillow is key to keep your angle of attack consistent

spell the alphabet on her clit

at the end of every spelling lick down both sides of her vulva

your cadence is about 30 seconds for each spelling and roundtrip

after 3 minutes of this, reach under with one thumb, rub her perineum while you are spelling

if you can fit both your arms under use the other thumb to play with her ass while spelling

may the force be with you

I think the only thing left to do is have @THUJONE create a visual aid.

#45820

Need to take over gomer social media and make Scott Frost into an offensive genius.

#45821
13 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Because it's not about bestiality or repressed homoeroticism? 

aggy is going to have more trouble getting through the alphabet.  That is some advanced shit even for a Blinn graduate.

#45823
3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Not sure to laugh or be concerned that they're becoming aware... 

 

Nothing to be concerned about. They’re so fucking stupid, they extended the guy without him sniffing a division championship. They just made it impossible to fire Jimbo for several more years. 

#45824
2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Nothing to be concerned about. They’re so fucking stupid, they extended the guy without him sniffing a division championship. They just made it impossible to fire Jimbo for several more years. 

Didn't they extend his original 10 year contract to 15-20 years or something bizarre?

#45825
12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Didn't they extend his original 10 year contract to 15-20 years or something bizarre?

I think they extended it back out to 10 years after year 3, so that made it a total of 13. With no buyout. 
 

After extending Mike Sherman and Kevin Sumlin. With no buyouts. And maybe Franchione, too. 

#45826
29 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Not sure to laugh or be concerned that they're becoming aware... 

 

The part aggy likes to overlook. Yes he has a championship, but he was in the process of destroying a program before aggy rescued him. If they would have waited another year they could of gotten Jimbo on a 50% off sale.

#45827
7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The part aggy likes to overlook. Yes he has a championship, but he was in the process of destroying a program before aggy rescued him. If they would have waited another year they could of gotten Jimbo on a 50% off sale.

They would never have settled for that. They would have still overpaid. 

#45828
I think they extended it back out to 10 years after year 3, so that made it a total of 13. With no buyout. 
 
After extending Mike Sherman and Kevin Sumlin. With no buyouts. And maybe Franchione, too. 

Turditions.
#45829

Anyone have the grumpy old army guy meme with the “face of aggy football since 193_?  NNM Jr is at an event with an old army aggy and need to send him that meme. Can’t find it in the thread. 

#45831
On 9/24/2022 at 5:33 PM, nnm said:

Anyone have the grumpy old army guy meme with the “face of aggy football since 193_?  NNM Jr is at an event with an old army aggy and need to send him that meme. Can’t find it in the thread. 

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#45835
11 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

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"Jimbo, tell us about your son while we've got him here."

"Well, honestly, I didn't believe he was mine until I saw what a little runt he's grown up to be."

#45836
"Jimbo, tell us about your son while we've got him here."
"Well, honestly, I didn't believe he was mine until I saw what a little runt he's grown up to be."

Or,

“Well, honestly, I didn’t believe he was mine until I walked in on him watching his girlfriend fucking his best friend.”
#45837
3 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

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Why does jimbo jr. wear his hat over his ears?  Is that a medical condition?

#45838

And can anyone ID that kids watch?  I might know a friend that’s in the market for that model - five finger discount - if you know what I mean.

#45843
12 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

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At first glance I thought that kid on the far right had a joint in his mouth.

#45848

In this weeks most unsurprising news the aggies have already made shirts to commemorate their program defining win against Arkansas

 

 

And these guys wonder why they get made fun of so hard

 

 

#45849
14 hours ago, CoTex said:

Why does jimbo jr. wear his hat over his ears?  Is that a medical condition?

Isn't that how the original Teen Wolf hid that he was a werewolf?

#45850
I has the worries for [mention=633]Randolph Duke[/mention].   anyone know where he is?  no homo

Probably got grounded from the internet by the orderlies.

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