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No grounding calls because it’s so windy??? Come on offense fucking do something

Moore is getting his ass handed to him.

Empty backfield bullshit and can't even get close to getting the pass off. Genius.

There it is.  Get a little protection and right there in that middle zone portion of the defense.  Attack!  

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

And of course Lamb out

 

37 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Just get out of this one injury free since there’s another game 4 days away, a very winnable game at that.  

Welp. 

It's weird seeing Rafeal Septien lined up at WR and running a sweep.

 

Dak's more rattled than a sorority girl finding herself alone in the Baylor football locker room

Just now, Mo Horn said:

How the fuck is that not PI?

Cause where it was thrown it was not catchable…

At least make it look like you could run the damn ball, and maybe use a back to block? LOL

Dak is off. Refs are assfucks! Come up with a different strategy on offense. Defense gets you an INT despite all this and you gotta do more than a FG damnit. 

Cool. Don’t call PI…for the 2nd time.

Can’t wait for KC to get that call to seal the game.


Still, gotta go for it there. Still down 2 scores. Asking their defense to do a lot.

Can't they just review that DPI non-call and those two intentional grounding non-calls and initiate the penalty from the booth?  I mean, they did it for the facemask call...

 

 

Edited by utee94

Dak trying to do too much with his arm and getting no help from the OC's brain.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck just get a first down! 

Eat a bowl of fuck refs! 

This cracked me up. I like your style 😄

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Cause where it was thrown it was not catchable…

Wrong. It wasn't catchable because the receiver got mauled 

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

No.  I meant the part where the player is getting his asshole used as a fleshlight...  Go on about that. 

Whoever he is supposed to be blocking, is instead using his poop pipe for pleasure.

Edited by lilMAC25

Cause where it was thrown it was not catchable…

Bullshit. It wasn’t 5 yards away. Stop it.
1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Cause where it was thrown it was not catchable…

not true at all.  very much close enough for catchable.  It could have been holding as well.

5 minutes ago, DougO said:

Empty backfield bullshit and can't even get close to getting the pass off. Genius.

Shit would piss me off when they did that shit with Bledsoe of all people and sometimes had him under center.  

Just now, Longhornstampede said:

This cracked me up. I like your style 😄

I stole this from another poster. Lol. It was during some skirmish in another thread and poster had an unpopular opinion and was just getting destroyed and finally goes “Eat a bowl of fuck!” And another poster goes, “Hey I am stealing that.”

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Moore is getting his ass handed to him.

This is reminding me of Spagnuolo defense going against Romo and Garrett in that 2007-2009 frame. 

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Cause where it was thrown it was not catchable…

awkward tropic thunder GIF

Ok offense! Fucking pull it together! Defense got you a pick and now a stop. Get a fucking touchdown! 

cowboys defense keeps answering the bell.

offense is DOA...   granted, injuries, but wholly fuck.

Offense needs to wake the fuck up.

Parsons trying to Superman to a win. Dak needs to nut up too and score some fucking points

almost blew the game right there.

In a 2 score game I'm not sure why you are risking getting a roughing call.

Parsons going to be another Ware and toil away in Dallas for years before going to a different team and winning a ring?  And maybe it’s just me but perhaps Dak is too focused on competing with Mahomes instead of letting game come to him? 

Edited by Underdog

would have been nice to have gotten the FG before half.

Again, lack of execution.  Schulz doesn't get the pick and can't get Zeke out in open space.  With Lamb out, this is probably too much.  I just don't know if we can score 17 more, which may not be enough as it is.

Just awful. Defense is playing as well as you could hope missing all those DL and the offense stinks.

OL can’t block. Dak is not good. WRs dropping balls. Bad play calling. Punting on 4th in short in a game you’ll need to eventually score in? Cmon.


And while Dak has NOT been good. It’ll all get laid at his feet while ignoring his top 2 targets are out while the coaching staff decided to play musical chairs on the OL.

If Tyron wasn’t playing they should have kept Conner in there for stability’s sake. Made the move to McGoverin later.

And I love Kellen Moore. But this is a game where being a bit more conservative and helping your QB with easy plays would make more sense.

Few games starting to stack up where Moore has superior personnel but is getting clowned. GMs gonna pass him up if they don't make major noise in the playoffs. 

I feel a TD about to be given up and it's 100 percent the offense's fault. 

He wasn't out of the pocket. Why wasn't that grounding? 

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