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Starting to blow up on Twitter. Guy plowed a SUV through the parade and opened fire with a rifle.  Early report is 30 casualties. 

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    1 -- If the facts are as posted on that site, then yes, it seems bad.  If this was a terrorist-motivated attack, then it should by all means be treated as one, with no mercy. 2 -- HOLY MOTHER OF

  • Not gonna watch.  Hope he eats a bullet so we don't waste time with an actual trial and the circus that comes with that. 

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I don’t like Christmas parades before Thanksgiving either, but I just bitch about them.

Specifically hit a girls dance team with members between 9 and 15 yo per twitter.

Holy Fuck !!!!!!

he just plowed thru those dancing Granny’s damn

 

also, 100% chance I had fam there. Just texted 

Makes no sense...

Unhinged, hopefully he puts a bullet in his head 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Unhinged, hopefully he puts a bullet in his head 

This.  Just tragic.   Started watching clip.  Can't.  

If I was that pissed off at the world, I’d take off walking forest gump style or something 

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Not gonna watch.  Hope he eats a bullet so we don't waste time with an actual trial and the circus that comes with that. 

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Unhinged, hopefully he puts a bullet in his head 

Hopefully they beat the joy out of his eyes, so much he has to drink his food in prison 

They caught one guy, supposedly he has 2 other accomplices.

Didn't something like this happen at a pride parade in Florida recently?

I saw a local journalist report they were firing shots into the crowd via rifle. Has anyone seen this? Can’t find it now. 
 

 

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7 minutes ago, smoky said:

Didn't something like this happen at a pride parade in Florida recently?

 

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/witness-describes-terror-deadly-florida-pride-parade-78408473


Well, other than the fact that it was accidental? 


I mean, both drove into a parade.

 

Fred Johnson, a local minister and member of the Fort Lauderdale Gay Men’s Chorus, a tight knit ensemble of about 25 mostly older men, was at the wheel of a pickup when his group was signaled as next to join the parade. He suddenly accelerated forward, killing James Fahy, 75, and injuring Jerry Vroegh, 57, who was released from the hospital Monday. A third man, Gary Keating, was treated at the scene for minor injuries, according to a statement from Fort Lauderdale police.

 

Fahy and Vroegh planned to carry a banner in front of the chorus truck while other members walked behind the truck to hand out fliers.

“I love my Chorus family and the community and would never do anything to intentionally harm anyone," Johnson said in a statement. "Please know that I hold my fellow chorus member, Jim Fahy, in my heart forever.”

 

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Damnit! Fucking mother fuckers. 

 

Not going with my joke even though it is surly.

Hopefully when they find the driver they dismember him on site 

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

If I was that pissed off at the world, I’d take off walking forest gump style or something 

This.

Why make other people suffer, unless they had first done you wrong?

I don't get fucking with the lives of others who didn't do anything.

20 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Hopefully they beat the joy out of his eyes, so much he has to drink his food in prison 


true, this is a much better ending for him, as long as he does within 6 months in exteme pain

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Damnit! Fucking mother fuckers. 

 

Not going with my joke even though it is surly.

Do it.  It'll make you feel better.  And this could be the thread that unites surley in the thought that not all cops are bad and sometimes police brutality is justified.  

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2 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Do it.  It'll make you feel better.  And this could be the thread that unites surley in the thought that not all cops are bad and sometimes police brutality is justified.  

 

 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Damnit! Fucking mother fuckers. 

 

Not going with my joke even though it is surly.

"Hello, Wisconsin!!!"

 

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

Horribly inappropriate, and I’m going to hell for laughing at it.

 

 

prayers to the poor people in WI tonight. I know it wouldn’t mean much to the families of the victims, but I hope this was all accidental.

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24 minutes ago, smoky said:

Didn't something like this happen at a pride parade in Florida recently?

Happened at SXSW a few years ago.

The War on Christmas kicked off early this year.  We haven't even got to the Charlie Brown Christmas special yet.

Fucking savages.  Have they no respect for traditions?

Pic of the perp. 

 

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24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

I had no idea Joe played guitar.

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Pic of the perp. 

 

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f that b

Police chief spoke and was asked about shots fired. Replied that they don't believe that the driver was shooting, but that police officers on the scene tried to stop the threat. 20 injured, one fatality at this time.

32 minutes ago, Deej said:

Pic of the perp. 

 

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God damn it.  Pos rep.

About "20 to 30 minutes into the parade a red SUV came running down the middle of the street -- there were a lot of screams -- and we almost thought maybe it was Santa but it was a red SUV and it hit a lot of people," Staral said.
 
I chuckled at the stupidity of that part of the quote
7 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Police chief spoke and was asked about shots fired. Replied that they don't believe that the driver was shooting, but that police officers on the scene tried to stop the threat. 20 injured, one fatality at this time.

Thanks for posting - that clears up what I saw originally.  

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

Pic of the perp. 

 

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I’m assuming this is not the perp but a pic from another thread. Not cool to put this crime on someone else even as a joke.

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’m assuming this is not the perp but a pic from another thread. Not cool to put this crime on someone else even as a joke.

She earned it. 

7 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’m assuming this is not the perp but a pic from another thread. Not cool to put this crime on someone else even as a joke.

She can eat shit and die. 

14 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’m assuming this is not the perp but a pic from another thread. Not cool to put this crime on someone else even as a joke.

Star fucker

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

They caught one guy, supposedly he has 2 other accomplices.

There’s always “accomplices” until the truth comes out.

‘Like clockwork.

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Damn, @Nicole44.  See you in hell.

This is for ya'll...me too I suppose.

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Remember this you midnight fuckhead cyclists that take over the streets and disobey traffic laws.

j/k - just awful. Hope they kill em all. 

20 minutes ago, Cajun said:

There’s always “accomplices” until the truth comes out.

‘Like clockwork.

Yup

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I know you all hate cyclists but if this maniac was on a bicycle, granny would have probably bounced up and beat the shit out of the dude.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How are there accomplices?  One person drives a car. 

witness reports are chaotic.   almost every event like this has 2,3,4 perps being described, but that rarely is the case. 

the cops almost always assume multiple perps, and the "news" media, being all about getting the story out first, not worried if they are giving right or wrong info, reports multiple perps because that gets more eyeballs vs 1 crazy/demented/psychotic person. 

 

 

 

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