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Is that 100% consistent with this, The Dumbest Timeline Ever? Yes. Yes it is.
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What exactly does Kid Rock have to do with Tennessee?

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

What exactly does Kid Rock have to do with Tennessee?

I mean, it makes sense that Dumbfuckistan would want dumbfuck royalty to somehow rule over them, so it checks out.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, it makes sense that Dumbfuckistan would want dumbfuck royalty to somehow rule over them, so it checks out.

He said Tennessee, not Texas.

He’s playing real hardball now.

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Kid Rock threatens to cancel any concert on his tour if there are COVID-19 protocols

Kid Rock has says he won’t perform anywhere on his 2022 “Bad Reputation Tour” if there are COVID-19 protocols in place. Rock made the announcement in a video on his Facebook page ahead of tickets to his tour going on sale at 10 a.m. today.

Rock’s tour will take him to 24 cities, kicking off on April 6 in Evansville, Indiana before wrapping up at Pine Knob in September. The Romeo, Michigan native will be at Van Andel Arena on Sat., April 16 and at Pine Knob on Fri., Sept. 16 and on Sat., Sept. 17, unless people are asked to wear masks and show proof of vaccinations.

https://www.mlive.com/coronavirus/2022/01/kid-rock-threatens-to-cancel-any-concert-on-his-tour-if-theres-covid-19-protocols.html


Robert should be grateful that anyone attends his “concerts”, though no doubt this charade will bring out the rubes.

 

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On 1/25/2022 at 2:25 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Kid Rock is the James Woods of Scott Baios. 

I saw someone else post:

Kid Rock the the Fred Durst of Ted Nugents

 

Both analogies work lol

So in 2028 the GQP ticket is Kid Rock and Scott Baio? 

Fuck, suddenly Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber feels quaint and harmless.

Jesus god, Joe the Plumber.

I had forgotten all about that ding dong.

Wonder what he’s up to now?

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Jesus god, Joe the Plumber.

I had forgotten all about that ding dong.

Wonder what he’s up to now?

I think he’s selling pillows on Fox News 

I think he’s selling pillows on Fox News 

Or soon to be mentioned in the Covid FAFO thread, if he hasn’t been already.
7 hours ago, Covri said:

I saw someone else post:

Kid Rock the the Fred Durst of Ted Nugents

 

Both analogies work lol

Seriously, his popularity peaked out over 20 years ago, and that was easily forgettable. If it hadn’t been for his rancid fanboyism of Donald Trump in the present day, I honestly would have forgotten who he was.

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

What exactly does Kid Rock have to do with Tennessee?

Thanks to the downfall of the US auto industry Hillbilly Highway reversed course in the late '80s and early '90s and Tennessee filled up with Michigan trash. In many cases they were the kids and grandkids of people who'd moved north, so these descendants of hilbillies "came home" to Teneessee, albeit now with horrible accents.

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12 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So in 2028 the GQP ticket is Kid Rock and Scott Baio? 

Fuck, suddenly Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber feels quaint and harmless.

 

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American Badass Bobby "Shazam" Ritchie canceled his show in Minot tonight because the wind was blowing.  I just checked and its 13 mph.  The Trumpers are not happy!

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I guess, in his defense, it was gusting to 48 mph for half an hour when outflow from a storm pushed through. 

Leinie Bertsch and his family and friends sound like complete fucking losers to me.

49 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Leinie Bertsch and his family and friends sound like complete fucking losers to me.

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The opening scene of Silicon Valley is still the best opening scene on Earth for things that age terribly.

 

On 7/23/2022 at 12:50 AM, Beau Vine said:

Leinie Bertsch and his family and friends sound like complete fucking losers to me.

Well, that was 6+ hours in each direction that they weren't yelling at cashiers at Golden Corral.

On 7/24/2022 at 1:08 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

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They are all very stocky and slab-faced. Strong Dinaric substrate in the brachycephalic skulls. Thick torsos the result of environment or heredity? Near-human in fascinating ways.

They are all very stocky and slab-faced. Strong Dinaric substrate in the brachycephalic skulls. Thick torsos the result of environment or heredity? Near-human in fascinating ways.
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Ladies, try to contain yourselves watching that video of alphaness.

 

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That is exactly what I imagined a Kid Rock audience would look like.

On 1/29/2022 at 2:05 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Thanks to the downfall of the US auto industry Hillbilly Highway reversed course in the late '80s and early '90s and Tennessee filled up with Michigan trash. In many cases they were the kids and grandkids of people who'd moved north, so these descendants of hilbillies "came home" to Teneessee, albeit now with horrible accents.

Have you ever read “Hillbilly Eulogy”?  

 

On 7/27/2022 at 9:00 AM, baboso said:

That is exactly what I imagined a Kid Rock audience would look like.

There wasn't a single person in that audience that didn't look like they were born to be in that audience.  You beat me to it!

damn. does that dude at the end have any eligibility left?

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

ON BRAND

 

 


Wait…Kid Rock is in the WWE hall of fame along with Trump?

 

Are there any actual wrestlers in this wrestling hall of fame?  Or just C-list celebrities who make cameos?

47 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

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I'm thinking Nick Adams is a MAGA-troll.

 

 

Hey! Look at the stupid shit some idiot you’ve never heard of said on the internet!

Ummm...thanks?

Hey! Look at the stupid shit some idiot you’ve never heard of said on the internet!
Ummm...thanks?

Yeah. But he is an example of this disease of the modern GOP. This guy has 350k followers and says shit like this or worse all the time that the mouth breathers eat up.
Hey! Look at the stupid shit some idiot you’ve never heard of said on the internet!
Ummm...thanks?

Yeah. But he is an example of this disease of the modern GOP. This guy has 350k followers and says shit like this or worse all the time that the mouth breathers eat up.
5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Hey! Look at the stupid shit some idiot you’ve never heard of said on the internet!

Ummm...thanks?

Yeah. But he is an example of this disease of the modern GOP. This guy has 350k followers and says shit like this or worse all the time that the mouth breathers eat up.

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It’s a bit, right? Right?!

Or…the dude wants to suck some kid rock dick. 

No snowflakes?  There's a Don, Jr. overdosing on cocaine joke in here somewhere.  Dammit!  I had something for this.  

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