November 22, 20214 yr Popular Post FUCK SARK FUCK PK FUCK CDC FUCK HARTZELL FUCK ELTIFFE FUCK FANCYBOOTS FUCK SOUTH AUSTIN'S MOM FUCK THIS SHIT
November 22, 20214 yr Popular Post 10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: FUCK SARK FUCK PK FUCK CDC FUCK HARTZELL FUCK ELTIFFE FUCK FANCYBOOTS FUCK SOUTH AUSTIN'S MOM FUCK THIS SHIT I don't see Chip Brown on your list, so it seems incomplete
November 22, 20214 yr I know everything’s shit right now. But at least y’all have good times to reminisce on. My first full season of watching was 2010. SACRIFICE ME TO THE FOOTBALL GODS
November 22, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, OB3 said: I know everything’s shit right now. But at least y’all have good times to reminisce on. My first full season of watching was 2010. SACRIFICE ME TO THE FOOTBALL GODS Sorry, it has to be a human sacrifice to have any efficacy.
November 22, 20214 yr 49 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: FUCK SARK FUCK PK FUCK CDC FUCK HARTZELL FUCK ELTIFFE FUCK FANCYBOOTS FUCK SOUTH AUSTIN'S MOM FUCK THIS SHIT What'd Ms. Fancyboots ever do to you, anyway?
November 22, 20214 yr Mainly I just hang out here for all of you assholes. I've lost interest in our football program.
November 22, 20214 yr More of y’all need to join us in the “UT sports” sub-forum of Other Sports. We find success in several of those programs Edited November 22, 20214 yr by perfectchaos007
November 22, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, bschoolprof said: Mainly I just hang out here for all of you assholes. I've lost interest in our football program. It's like group therapy. Emphasis on "THE RAPE."
November 22, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, OB3 said: I know everything’s shit right now. But at least y’all have good times to reminisce on. My first full season of watching was 2010. SACRIFICE ME TO THE FOOTBALL GODS Ah so you're the one responsible for this decade of fuckery
November 22, 20214 yr Technically, you can't "fuck everything." Doing so puts you at risk of venomous bites, mauling, bullet wounds, electrocution, arrest, porcupine quills, cactus thorns, etc. The downside is almost endless.
November 22, 20214 yr 43 minutes ago, Chooky said: Technically, you can't "fuck everything." Doing so puts you at risk of venomous bites, mauling, bullet wounds, electrocution, arrest, porcupine quills, cactus thorns, etc. The downside is almost endless. Hmmm... are you more aligned with "don't fuck anything", "fuck some things", "fuck many things", "fuck a few things", or more like "undecided"?
November 22, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, Tex Long said: Hmmm... are you more aligned with "don't fuck anything", "fuck some things", "fuck many things", "fuck a few things", or more like "undecided"? I'm just arguing that you shouldn't fuck a wheat thresher.
November 22, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said: I’m in awe of how many shits you still have to give. I went fishing. I know we lost, but still haven't bothered to go looking for the score or game recap. I didn't even bother to set my DVR.
November 22, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, Chooky said: I'm just arguing that you shouldn't fuck a wheat thresher. Or a couple of my ex-girlfriends.
November 22, 20214 yr Interesting. Family pretty much always called 'em "harvesters", not "threshers". EDIT: The machines, not the exes. YMMV
November 23, 20214 yr Fuck the front door, fuck the backFuck the good girls with the knackFuck the government until they fuck you backFuck a Muslim, fuck a JewFuck fans of blink-182That's illegal if you're born in '83YeahFuck a bean-cheese burritoFuck a bowl of cookie doughFuck the space between the big and neighbor toeFuck a cop, fuck a marineFuck a jar of vaselineFuck a calzone with pepperoniFuck a midget, fuck a dwarfFuck Chris Cringle with an elfBut before you fuck it all...GO FUCK YOURSELF!
November 23, 20214 yr I went fishing. I know we lost, but still haven't bothered to go looking for the score or game recap. I didn't even bother to set my DVR. Username checks out.
November 23, 20214 yr On 11/22/2021 at 10:24 AM, ClubWhatever said: A unified theory of fuck everything is not possible UT football is the superposition of fuck and suck.
November 23, 20214 yr 21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Came to post this. This sums up this football season and this thread perfectly
November 23, 20214 yr Grade: F OP begins with “fuck everything” then proceeds to list specific items to fuck, thus implying that there are things he does not wish to fuck, ultimately invalidating the opening thesis.
November 23, 20214 yr 23 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said: I went fishing. I know we lost, but still haven't bothered to go looking for the score or game recap. I didn't even bother to set my DVR. Well? How'd you do? What'd you use? Where'd you go?
November 23, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Droopy said: Well? How'd you do? What'd you use? Where'd you go? Awesome. Spent two days fly fishing for Redfish in Seadrift. The boy did most of the fishing, and I poled the skiff. He caught pretty much all his fish on tan/pink Redfish Crack. Pics on the fishing thread in Hobbies.
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