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Will we make a bowl game next year? 123 members have voted

  1. 1. Will make a bowl game next year?

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I sure hope :(  I’m in Miami on vacation and they are so happy the U is making a bowl. 
 

Im saddened by the pity I’m recieving.  Would rather shit talking. 

No one is showing up and making us better instantly. I hope we get .500 ball 

Well, we will lose at home to Alabama and Iowa State.

On the road, we will lose to Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Kansas State, 

Wins are Kansas, Texas Tech, and LA-Monroe.

Toss-ups are Baylor, West Virginia, UTSA, and TCU.

So that’s probably 5-7 again.  I’d like to think we scrape something together and get to 6-6 and make the guaranteedrate.com bowl in Arizona.  

Sark likely receives a contract extension.  and around and around we go.  

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Nobody knows shit about next year.

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Well, we will lose at home to Alabama and Iowa State.

On the road, we will lose to Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Kansas State, 

Wins are Kansas, Texas Tech, and LA-Monroe.

Toss-ups are Baylor, West Virginia, UTSA, and TCU.

So that’s probably 5-7 again.  I’d like to think we scrape something together and get to 6-6 and make the guaranteedrate.com bowl in Arizona.  

Sark likely receives a contract extension.  and around and around we go.  

I think this is right. I just don’t really see anymore than MAX 8 wins and that’s if we win every game we should plus every toss up which isn’t going to happen. I think 5-7 or 6-6 is our most likely finish.

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27 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Wins are Kansas, Texas Tech, and LA-Monroe.

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25 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Nobody knows shit about next year.

This. Ask me after the off-season portal moves 

1 hour ago, ONE YARD said:

I sure hope :(  I’m in Miami on vacation and they are so happy the U is making a bowl. 
 

Im saddened by the pity I’m recieving.  Would rather shit talking. 

pity is the worst.

Dp 

Edited by Js1

We don't even know the roster yet.

And this thread makes me want to punt a homeless kitten.

Tp. I just love the portal 

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Too many unknowns, but any team with Bijan Robinson, Xavier Worthy, and DeMarvion Overshown on the roster should make a bowl game.  Those are 3 badass motherfuckers.

We get a good QB and 2 All-Conference caliber OL out of the portal and everybody else stays healthy, this is a 9 win offense.  We get Overshown, Jamison, and Cook back along with all the other projected returnees, this should be an 8 win team.  
 

We had 8 win talent this season and totally fucking sucked, so who the fuck knows.  But if you’re not going to have hope for us to be good why pay attention at all.

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These losing seasons are funny. First you hate ’em. Then you get used to ’em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That’s Longhorn football.

I think it depends on what we do about this defensive staff. Seems like that was the difference this year.

12 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

The bar is so low for a bowl game.  It can’t get any worse than this year.  So yea sure. 

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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not making a bowl with this defensive staff

Or quarterbacks. 

No bowl. I forgot we play Alabama next year. Hahhahahahah god what a bloodbath that’ll be.

My prediction is 4-8 but 3-9 is also a good option:

ULM - win
Alabama - loss
UTSA - loss
at Kansas - win
at Kansas State - loss
vs Oklahoma - loss
at Oklahoma State - loss
Baylor - loss
Iowa State - loss
TCU - win
West Virginia - win
at Texas Tech - loss

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9 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

No bowl. I forgot we play Alabama next year. Hahhahahahah god what a bloodbath that’ll be.

My prediction is 4-8 but 3-9 is also a good option:

ULM - win
Alabama - loss
UTSA - loss
at Kansas - win
at Kansas State - loss
vs Oklahoma - loss
at Oklahoma State - loss
Baylor - loss
Iowa State - loss
TCU - win
West Virginia - win
at Texas Tech - loss

I’ll go with this in order to lower my expectations now.  
I’m worried about the ULM game. 
 

Kansas might beat us again too!

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I voted for Yes.  Pass the kool aid.

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42 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Will this site still exist when it’s time to check?

This place might end up like Jonestown or the Branch Davidians compound if we sit 4-7 or worse this time next year. 

Ricky Williams will be sharing a bowl with Matthew McConoughey and some naked bongos.

I'm sick of pumping sunshine about this fucking sorry excuse for a football team every offseason. I don't care if Waddle, Gary, Orlando Pace, and Shane Falco portal here and Sark hires Belichick and Sean Payton as his coordinators. They're going 0-12 next year until they prove otherwise.  I'm going full bitchassed until then. 

ULM - overtime win
Alabama - loss (they will score 70+)
UTSA - loss (blown lead)
at Kansas - loss by 2 (blown lead)
at Kansas State - loss  (blown lead)
vs Oklahoma - win by 23
at Oklahoma State - loss (shut out)
Baylor - blowout loss
Iowa State - loss (we will lead at the half by 20)
TCU - loss in overtime
West Virginia - loss 
at Texas Tech - loss 56-57

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm sick of pumping sunshine about this fucking sorry excuse for a football team every offseason. I don't care if Waddle, Gary, Orlando Pace, and Shane Falco portal here and Sark hires Belichick and Sean Payton as his coordinators. They're going 0-12 next year until they prove otherwise.  I'm going full bitchassed until then. 

So....show you a win?

bowl at 8 wins if he fires his shitty DC.  probably 5 wins if he doesn't.

3 hours ago, Disco Missile said:

These losing seasons are funny. First you hate ’em. Then you get used to ’em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That’s Longhorn football.

That’s too on the nose.

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4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Nobody knows shit about next year.

I think we know next year is shit though.

Let’s focus on beating Kansas before we think about going bowling.

4 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Let’s focus on stopping a simple off tackle running play before we think about beating Kansas

Fixed

Alabama is going to make out assholes look like the Grand Canyon 

7 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm sick of pumping sunshine about this fucking sorry excuse for a football team every offseason. I don't care if Waddle, Gary, Orlando Pace, and Shane Falco portal here and Sark hires Belichick and Sean Payton as his coordinators. They're going 0-12 next year until they prove otherwise.  I'm going full bitchassed until then. 

I’d do anything for Shane Falco or Johnny Utah.

35 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This program has lead me to complete and total apathy. 

 unimpressed morgan freeman GIF

Yep, poll needs option C...

C) Who gives a fuck?

If we run it back with this staff of morons and this roster plus current commits, I'm guessing we come in around 3-4 wins. But I was also pretty pessimistic about our hoops squad right after the loss to ACU. 

Who knows what this roster will look like with the transfer portal. I expect a ton of turnover, and that could be good or bad, but we will probably see some surprises. I'm also holding out hope that Beard will coach our football team next year as well. 

 

Yeah, we'll go to the cheesedick bowl. Probably at 6-6, maybe 7-5.

So fucking what. 

What does it say about this program that even the optimists don't give a fuck?

Cheez-It Bowl picks after CFP/Sugar and the Alamo Bowl.  A 6-6 team doesn't get the third bowl slot in the Big XII.  Best we can hope for next year is Liberty Bowl, maybe Texas Bowl in Houston (which would certainly take us at 7-5, probably at 6-6 as well).  

I keep hearing "Portal, Portal, Portal" (said in Jan Brady's voice).  Does that mean people are coming to terms with the fact that 4-star Texas high school football players aren't all they're cracked up to be?  I concede that we don't coach up players very well at Texas, but 12 years and 4 coaches...you'd think we could accidentally coach a few kids up, no?  

It will be another shit sandwich until this loser is gone.

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