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2 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Roach isn't yet ready to call GP to Texas.

Nahlin has known for a while but he was asked to sit on it.

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1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

Nahlin has known for a while but he was asked to sit on it.

umm, Eric and Gerry have been saying Patterson has been working at Belmont for almost 2 weeks.

Just now, Viper said:

umm, Eric and Gerry have been saying Patterson has been working at Belmont for almost 2 weeks.

was a joke...

7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Needs a Texas visor... 😋 

 

 

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I'm just gonna assume Gare scored the "1" and leave it that.
On 1/19/2022 at 12:25 AM, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Confirmed by the man himself 

 

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9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Interesting...

 

Not sure I'd understand this move, unless he hates Harsin or something.

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Not sure I'd understand this move, unless he hates Harsin or something.

It kind of seems like everyone hates Harsin. Not exactly ticking the culture fit boxes down on the Plains.

I'll be shocked if Harsin is the coach after next season. It's no secret that Lain Train is looking far and wide to leave for a "better" job than Ole Miss, and I wonder if Auburn would be the move

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

I'll be shocked if Harsin is the coach after next season. It's no secret that Lain Train is looking far and wide to leave for a "better" job than Ole Miss, and I wonder if Auburn would be the move

Culturally Harsin is just a horrible fit in the state of Alabama.

14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Culturally Harsin is just a horrible fit in the state of Alabama.

"He from the north I'm from the south he don't understand me"

54 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Not sure I'd understand this move, unless he hates Harsin or something.

Maybe yes, but definitely Harsin's job is tenuous. So there's also a job security factor.

Plus Gundy's had a history of empowering his assistants and giving them time. Even though OkSt loses a lot of defensive personnel, whoever takes the job knows that the last DC got 4 years to produce.

And there is the thing that Auburn, AL = Stillwater, OK. Both view Olive Garden as fine dining.

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35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Culturally Harsin is just a horrible fit in the state of Alabama.

He should take a couple courses at the Brian Kelly School of Dialect and Cultural Assimilation to fit in better.

8 minutes ago, quigley said:

Auburn, AL = Stillwater, OK. Both view Olive Garden as fine dining.

Auburn-Opelika is actually nicer than I had expected before visiting.  I'd live there before Stillwater.  So pecking order is Auburn > Stillwater > Los Angeles.  

Harsin is such cockmuncher that it wouldn’t surprise me to see him canned before the season starts. Definitely won’t be the Auburn HC by the middle of October

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Interesting...

 

Man, there were some really good DCs available last year.

8 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Auburn-Opelika is actually nicer than I had expected before visiting.  I'd live there before Stillwater.  So pecking order is Auburn > Stillwater > Los Angeles.  

Auburn and Columbus, GA (the closest biggish city) are both nicer than one would expect, without actually being interesting on a national level.

I'd rather be a rich man in LA before the other two by a factor of 100000.

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9 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Man, there were some really good DCs available last year.

That can't be true. I have it on the highest authorities at Texags that Mason was actually a mediocre DC. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Auburn and Columbus, GA (the closest biggish city) are both nicer than one would expect, without actually being interesting on a national level.

I'd rather be a rich man in LA before the other two by a factor of 100000.

I'm with you-  was making fun of the uncultured swine who questioned Lincoln's move from a quality of life perspective.

Harsin won't fit in anywhere because he's a weird asshole.

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Working with Harsin after spending most of the last decade at Stanford and Vanderbilt must have been a real shock to the system.

16 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Harsin won't fit in anywhere because he's a weird asshole.

Sounds like Surly material. 

He's too weird even for this place.  We draw that line at Scientology.  The asshole part wouldn't be a problem.

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5 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Sounds like Surly material. 

Give him Cloak Room only access just for fireworks. He'd fit in well with those dipshits.

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Interesting...

 

Any chance Harsin would like to reunite with PK? 

45 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Man, there were some really good DCs available last year.

And we just landed one.

50 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Auburn-Opelika is actually nicer than I had expected before visiting.  I'd live there before Stillwater.  So pecking order is Auburn > Stillwater > Los Angeles.  

I've stayed there twice for overnight stops in the mid-1990's during long road trips between Texas and NC.  It actually wasn't that bad -- though I was a relatively unrefined college student back then, and I wonder what 2022 South Austin would think of the place.  I've never been to Stillwater, but I've driven through enough of Oklahoma to know that Auburn is way better. 

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Any chance Harsin would like to reunite with PK? 

They might be reuniting at the unemployment line after this season. 

3 minutes ago, Viper said:

I'd say this makes it official

I hear he still has to pass his background check and they are unable to find his former boss to verify employment. 

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I hear he still has to pass his background check and they are unable to find his former boss to verify employment. 

I can seriously see some lackey in HR calling CDC to verify GP's TCU employment LOL

20 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

They might be reuniting at the unemployment line after this season. 

After?

53 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I've stayed there twice for overnight stops in the mid-1990's during long road trips between Texas and NC.  It actually wasn't that bad -- though I was a relatively unrefined college student back then, and I wonder what 2022 South Austin would think of the place.  I've never been to Stillwater, but I've driven through enough of Oklahoma to know that Auburn is way better. 

It's nice enough - cute little downtown. It ain't Starkville or CStat. But the flagship SEC college towns like Oxford, Athens, and Tuscaloosa blow it out of the water.

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s more than just north south, religiously and personality wise it’s terrible. 

I'm just quoting the Auburn WR that got kicked off the team. 

For those talking up Auburn, my lone memory of that town is two dudes with white power prison tats hitting on an obese hotel clerk.

9 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I'm just quoting the Auburn WR that got kicked off the team. 

For those talking up Auburn, my lone memory of that town is two dudes with white power prison tats hitting on an obese hotel clerk.

So how did the 3 of you enjoy the date? :)

I kid , I kid 

34 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I'm just quoting the Auburn WR that got kicked off the team. 

For those talking up Auburn, my lone memory of that town is two dudes with white power prison tats hitting on an obese hotel clerk.

So how long have you been a part of the Aryan brotherhood and/or an obese person working in a hotel?

24 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

So how long have you been a part of the Aryan brotherhood and/or an obese person working in a hotel?

A man has to do what he can to survive prison.

35 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

A man has to do what he can to survive prison.

I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

Jokes aside, you do criminal law?

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28 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

You don’t want to see what they’d do to a guy like me in prison

30 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right.

He may want to add getting a new lawyer to his list of first day to-dos

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20 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Jokes aside, you do criminal law?

No, other than two federal court appointments over the course of my career, one I parlayed into a Fifth Circuit argument in New Orleans.

I mainly sue message board administrators.

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Too bad. Your motto could be 'Only my mom has gotten more dudes off.'

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

I've stayed there twice for overnight stops in the mid-1990's during long road trips between Texas and NC.  It actually wasn't that bad -- though I was a relatively unrefined college student back then, and I wonder what 2022 South Austin would think of the place.  I've never been to Stillwater, but I've driven through enough of Oklahoma to know that Auburn is way better. 

I think I'm supposed to say I've driven through enough of your mom to know something something is way better...

7 hours ago, kevwun said:

Harsin won't fit in anywhere because he's a weird asshole.

Not so.  If USF moved their campus to Clearwater...

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