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Just a bit more energy than Coleman

 

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9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Jeremiah 29:11

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11 For I know the plans(A) I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper(B) you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.(C)

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18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Just a bit more energy than Coleman

 

Sure great, but does he have flip phone? - Coach Andre Coleman 

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Texas can ball on offense, we saw it with spares. Sark, for all his faults, stays on the cutting edge of offense IMO. Defensively, I’m at a loss for words. It’s hard to articulate what I watched.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Just a bit more energy than Coleman

 

I refuse to get excited by a coach who's excited during practice.  Been there.

39 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Texas can ball on offense, we saw it with spares. Sark, stays on the cutting edge of offense IMO. Defensively, I’m at a loss for words. It’s hard to articulate what I watched.

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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I refuse to get excited by a coach who's excited during practice.  Been there.

You must have been our second choice after Brennan Marion

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

You must have been our second choice after Brennan Marion

That should be the first coaching interview question, do you get excited during practice? It eliminates a huge red flag right away.

2 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

Texas can ball on offense, we saw it with spares. Sark, for all his faults, stays on the cutting edge of offense IMO. Defensively, I’m at a loss for words. It’s hard to articulate what I watched.

Hopefully our defense won’t have to cover for a fuck ton of 3 and outs.

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Just a bit more energy than Coleman

 

Hearing he wants the WRs to block is the greatest thing I’ve heard this year. And it’s something we’ve lacked for a long time. 

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

That should be the first coaching interview question, do you get excited during practice? It eliminates a huge red flag right away.

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4 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I refuse to get excited by a coach who's excited during practice.  Been there.

Well sure Jay Valai exists, but this dude actually seems smart too.

If Marion is as much the real deal as we're all hoping right now, hopefully he sticks around more than a year. Hell, if he works out and kicks ass, promote him to offensive coordinator in 2023 and change Flood's more money title to Assistant Head Coach or something.

7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

If Marion is as much the real deal as we're all hoping right now, hopefully he sticks around more than a year. Hell, if he works out and kicks ass, promote him to offensive coordinator in 2023 and change Flood's more money title to Assistant Head Coach or something.

If I'm Sark, he has to guarantee me at least 2 years before I hire him. And I don't think he is the guy that wants to be an OC in name only. He wants to call plays. 

9 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

If I'm Sark, he has to guarantee me at least 2 years before I hire him. And I don't think he is the guy that wants to be an OC in name only. He wants to call plays. 

How does that guarantee work, exactly? Do they agree in principle?

13 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

If I'm Sark, he has to guarantee me at least 2 years before I hire him. And I don't think he is the guy that wants to be an OC in name only. He wants to call plays. 

That is impossible. You can never know the job offer he could receive in a year. You could get a promise he won’t leave for a mediocre OC job, but he could get a HC or high P5 OC offer. He had to take that. 

11 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

You must have been our second choice after Brennan Marion

I wanted too much money and Saturdays off to drink, eat tacos, and bbq.  

51 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

How does that guarantee work, exactly? Do they agree in principle?

It’s a gentleman’s agreement. 

14 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I refuse to get excited by a coach who's excited during practice.  Been there.

I refuse to get excited by a coach that doesn't wear cleats during practice.

Can you imagine how strong Coleman would be if he did 5 pushups along with the players for every drop last year.  

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

How does that guarantee work, exactly? Do they agree in principle?

I believe it’s called a Gentleman‘a agreement. Ask Aggy about that.

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

How does that guarantee work, exactly? Do they agree in principle?

3 year contract with a huge buyout if his agent will allow it. Zach Arnett at Miss State didn't get the LSU job last year because his SEC buyout was 1.7 million. 

Plus he'll need to show some loyalty before a big enough school gives him an OC gig. 

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

3 year contract with a huge buyout if his agent will allow it. Zach Arnett at Miss State didn't get the LSU job last year because his SEC buyout was 1.7 million. 

Plus he'll need to show some loyalty before a big enough school gives him an OC gig. 

Debatable. Loyalty is not what this industry is about.

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2 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

If I'm Sark, he has to guarantee me at least 2 years before I hire him. And I don't think he is the guy that wants to be an OC in name only. He wants to call plays. 

the pearl-clutching over this is fucked, and here’s why:

1. if he gets a big oc opportunity this time next year, some really cool shit happened in 2022 with both our wr room and our offense, which probably will…

2. be an asset for our 2023 recruiting during a banner in-state wr cycle, and will also show that…

3. you can move directly from wr coach at texas to a bigtime coordinator job, which is a great thing for finding his eventual replacement. also…

4. chill the f out, people. 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

the pearl-clutching over this is fucked, and here’s why:

1. if he gets a big oc opportunity this time next year, some really cool shit happened in 2022 with both our wr room and our offense, which probably will…

2. be an asset for our 2023 recruiting during a banner in-state wr cycle, and will also show that…

3. you can move directly from wr coach at texas to a bigtime coordinator job, which is a great thing for finding his eventual replacement. also…

4. chill the f out, people. 

He might even stay for a co-oc/playcalling role in that scenario if Sark decides give up that duty.

16 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

chill the f out, people. 

Not the new Surly motto.

26 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the pearl-clutching over this is fucked, and here’s why:

1. if he gets a big oc opportunity this time next year, some really cool shit happened in 2022 with both our wr room and our offense, which probably will…

2. be an asset for our 2023 recruiting during a banner in-state wr cycle, and will also show that…

3. you can move directly from wr coach at texas to a bigtime coordinator job, which is a great thing for finding his eventual replacement. also…

4. chill the f out, people. 

This. People aren’t used to hiring people with actual upward trajectory

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Off topic a bit but I’m sure some folks over here can appreciate the effort from coach Beard.

13 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Hearing he wants the WRs to block is the greatest thing I’ve heard this year. And it’s something we’ve lacked for a long time. 

Not really. Out WRs would block on run plays under String and Herman.  But for whatever reason, they haven't been able to block the most run pass play in CFB.

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

Off topic a bit but I’m sure some folks over here can appreciate the effort from coach Beard.

A bit? 

Like New York is a bit different than Texas. 

20 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Natalya Krasavina if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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6 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I wanted too much money and Saturdays off to drink, eat tacos, and bbq.  

One Shawn Watson experience was too many.

4 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

B Davis wrong on so many levels is amusing.

Beard giving Davis wine and cheese that the "wine and cheese" crowd wouldn't touch is hilarious.  

5 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

3 year contract with a huge buyout if his agent will allow it. Zach Arnett at Miss State didn't get the LSU job last year because his SEC buyout was 1.7 million. 

Plus he'll need to show some loyalty before a big enough school gives him an OC gig. 

Yes, because Texas held all the power here. The guy chose to come here to be a WR coach over OC at other destinations. You trying to run him off?

5 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Off topic a bit but I’m sure some folks over here can appreciate the effort from coach Beard.

the sutter home and giving him HEB cheese cubes without the bag is fucking awesome

6 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Off topic a bit but I’m sure some folks over here can appreciate the effort from coach Beard.

Coach Beard dragged his balls across his face. New Year teabag for the AAS D-Bag.  

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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4 hours ago, dcar00 said:

the sutter home and giving him HEB cheese cubes without the bag is fucking awesome

 

4 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Coach Beard dragged his balls across his face. New Year teabag for the AAS D-Bag.  

 

I wouldn't put it past Brian Davis for setting this up himself and then claiming that Beard did it as a clap back.

11 minutes ago, vtaenz said:

 

 

I wouldn't put it past Brian Davis for setting this up himself and then claiming that Beard did it as a clap back.

I would say highly unlikely mainly because Beard is that kind of guy.  he's gonna fuck with these dumbasses...and I love it.

Except this is what Davis wants. He is a paid troll. He will do it again. Beard would do well to shame him and move on.  

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

https://rolltide.com/news/2021/2/18/jay-valai-added-to-the-alabama-football-coaching-staff.aspx

I mean, I thought Valai was terrible, but I've also not won 1 million national championships.

Saban hired him because he thought Valai had Texas connections that would get Denver Harris and other Texas kids to Bama. Only Texas guy who ended up there was Miller.

Saban is likely processing Valai and he’s going to end up at OU.

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Saban thought Valai had Texas connections -- only Texas guy who they signed was Miller.  Saban is likely processing Valai and he’s going to end up at OU.

So Saban makes mistakes and then gets rid of the problem -- who knew ??

When is BoB getting fired then...  

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