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    Does their off-season routine involve tying women to train tracks?

  • Hookem2147
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    “OMG I can’t believe Sark isn’t going to do anything about the defense. He’s having a good offseason but he needs to address that side of the ball” *Brings in Gary Patterson* ”Wait, don’t ad

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Someone must have really pissed him off.  He is burning them to the ground.

2 hours ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I stress again this is purely hypothetical because there is no fucking chance enough things go right for us to actually land someone like him. 

and why’s that? maybe you forgot, but we’re texas. 

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Just saw this one:

 

Take DeMarco Murray too please.

16 minutes ago, quigley said:

Take DeMarco Murray too please.

nah  that dude is toxic. leave him there

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

nah  that dude is toxic. leave him there

Recruits are tweeting out their support for Murray and OU - seems like a pretty good sign he’s not leaving with Riley. 

I always look forward to the Grinch D seems to be finally turning it around articles after week 1. 

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

He is likely taking his entire staff with him. I mean they recruit California better than all the West coast schools minus Oregon, so why not.

Of course they are -- living in Southern Cal vs Oklahoma is a no brainer. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Recruits are tweeting out their support for Murray and OU - seems like a pretty good sign he’s not leaving with Riley. 

Internal head coach hire worked pretty well last time. I say do it again with Murray.

Holy shit - he is taking Wylie with him.  LOL.

Also - Grinch and Simmons are definitely gone.

 

Now if OU can follow up with a nice 4-8 5-7 season I’ll feel better

Wow…cleaning house. No bedenbaugh…must think he can get a promotion at ou maybe?

edit: just chuckled watching that video 

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6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Holy shit - he is taking Wylie with him.  LOL.

Also - Grinch and Simmons are definitely gone.

 

Wylie will love it at Muscle Beach. That’s his kind of place. 

21 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Wow…cleaning house. No bedenbaugh…must think he can get a promotion at ou maybe?

edit: just chuckled watching that video 

At least some of the coaches will stay behind to coach the bowl game.  Would not be surprised to see Bedenbaugh still end up at USC.

Bendenbaugh isn't staying to coach for a bowl game lol..  

35 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

What position will Samples coach at TCU if he is really going there?

 

I would assume RB. They must be moving Kelly to TE's or something because Dykes is bringing his receivers coach from SMU.

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

Bendenbaugh isn't staying to coach for a bowl game lol..  

especially since Riley made it quite clear he’s fucking out. If he brings bedenbaugh I’d expect him there immediately. Bedenbaugh may be seeing about a promotion to stay 

6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I would assume RB. They must be moving Kelly to TE's or something because Dykes is bringing his receivers coach from SMU.

Doesn't he do the inside and outside WR thing that most Leach disciples do?

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Doesn't he do the inside and outside WR thing that most Leach disciples do?

Good point. That's probably it.

Damn our WR coach candidates are dropping like flies. Sucks that Sark couldn't snag Simmons. So who's left? I guess Colbert and Billy Gonzalez? I guess we might still be able to poach someone like Malcolm Kelly.

I have a feeling it'll be Colbert. Unfortunately that CA pipeline dream just got pretty much shut down by the Riley move...

41 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I would assume RB. They must be moving Kelly to TE's or something because Dykes is bringing his receivers coach from SMU.

Interior and outside WR coaches probalby

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Kevin Sumlin was a career WR coach, known as a great recruiter, and is close friends with Sark. Sumlin and Tee Martin are guys I think we should pay attention to should the WR coach job open up. Sumlin is a bum of a HC but I wouldn't mind him coaching WR's, certainly an upgrade over Coleman.

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5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Kevin Sumlin was a career WR coach, known as a great recruiter, and is close friends with Sark. Sumlin and Tee Martin are guys I think we should pay attention to should the WR coach job open up. Sumlin is a bum of a HC but I wouldn't mind him coaching WR's, certainly an upgrade over Coleman.

Oh that would be interesting.

I wouldn't want Sumlin coaching my team, but I'd let him coach WRs and recruit.  Just like I wouldn't want Sherman coaching my team, but hell yeah if we wants to evaluate OL from the analyst room and tell us who to go after. 

8 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Kevin Sumlin was a career WR coach, known as a great recruiter, and is close friends with Sark. Sumlin and Tee Martin are guys I think we should pay attention to should the WR coach job open up. Sumlin is a bum of a HC but I wouldn't mind him coaching WR's, certainly an upgrade over Coleman.

Those are two very interesting options. Tee Martin is the WR coach for the Ravens so I'm not sure we could get him, but I'd be cool with him or the Sumdawg

2 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Wow…cleaning house. No bedenbaugh…must think he can get a promotion at ou maybe?

edit: just chuckled watching that video 

Bedenbaugh is going to USC as well. See post #308. 

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Bedenbaugh is going to USC as well. See post #308. 

Excellent. Fuck ou

8 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Whatever happened to Tyron Carrier? 

Was there ever clarity on what happened at UH? 

No idea but he seems to be unemployed. Would be a great analyst at minimum unless there's some off-field issue.

I forgot about Emmett Jones as another option as well. Sounds like a plus recruiter, no idea on coaching

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh that would be interesting.

I wouldn't want Sumlin coaching my team, but I'd let him coach WRs and recruit.  Just like I wouldn't want Sherman coaching my team, but hell yeah if we wants to evaluate OL from the analyst room and tell us who to go after. 

I don't think my preference for a WR coach is a guy with a net worth of around 30-40 million dollars assuming he pays his taxes. That doesn't scream "hungry" to me. I'm also not sure you want another Sark drinking buddy on campus. Unless the idea is that we get Sark off the wagon publicly and eject him. In that case, great idea. 

The shine has worn off Tee Martin it seems, although that could just be the stench of Clay Helton. 

29 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Kevin Sumlin was a career WR coach, known as a great recruiter, and is close friends with Sark. Sumlin and Tee Martin are guys I think we should pay attention to should the WR coach job open up. Sumlin is a bum of a HC but I wouldn't mind him coaching WR's, certainly an upgrade over Coleman.

Didn't Sumlin have a bout with alcohol though?  Not sure we need him around Sark.  Or do we?

Just now, closetohumping said:

Didn't Sumlin have a bout with alcohol though?  Not sure we need him around Sark.  Or do we?

Yes, and there are pics of Banks carrying an obviously drunk Sumlin back to his hotel room at a coaches convention.

Jimmy Dougherty was Sark's WR coach at Washington and is now QB/PGC at Arizona.  seems eminently gettable if he wants to go that direction.

17 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Didn't Sumlin have a bout with alcohol though?  Not sure we need him around Sark.  Or do we?

Tell us you didn't read all the way through the thread without telling us you didn't read all the way through the thread. 

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Jimmy Dougherty was Sark's WR coach at Washington and is now QB/PGC at Arizona.  seems eminently gettable if he wants to go that direction.

Lets hope not. I don't know shit about the guy, so if he's some kind of wizard someone can let me know. That being said, he doesn't LOOK like a wizard:

 

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30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't think my preference for a WR coach is a guy with a net worth of around 30-40 million dollars assuming he pays his taxes. That doesn't scream "hungry" to me. I'm also not sure you want another Sark drinking buddy on campus. Unless the idea is that we get Sark off the wagon publicly and eject him. In that case, great idea. 

The shine has worn off Tee Martin it seems, although that could just be the stench of Clay Helton. 

WR coach should be a recruiting hire like the RB coach IMO. There's a level of competence you need, teaching tricks for getting off the line and away from the cheating fucks trying to hold you, but if the receiver doesn't have the talent to catch the fucking ball, you're dead in the water anyway. Maybe I had a shitty WR coach.

Just now, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Damn. 

 

There was never any doubt that whoever got hired was going to want to retain Raymond. 

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

There was never any doubt that whoever got hired was going to want to retain Raymond. 

I think there was just a vain hope that Raymond might not want to coach under that cocksucker. Dammit 

 

Man are y’all serious. The best WR candidate is still out there unless I missed something MICKEY FUCKING JOSEPH!!! Throw the kitchen sink at him and get his ass to Austin..

12 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Balis (S&C)

Taylor (RBs)

RB’s ??? 
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I will wait until after signing day to see but if Sark keeps Coleman as well as not making changes to the defensive staff then this team will suck again next year.

13 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Man are y’all serious. The best WR candidate is still out there unless I missed something MICKEY FUCKING JOSEPH!!! Throw the kitchen sink at him and get his ass to Austin..

Most likely Joseph is retained as well. For a guy with hardly any recruiting ties in the state, for BK to release proven stud coaches and recruiters from the area would be a death sentence from the start. 

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3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Most likely Joseph is retained as well. For a guy with hardly any recruiting ties in the state, for BK to release proven stud coaches and recruiters from the area would be a death sentence from the start. 

Yeah has anyone seen Gideon being mentioned at all? Weird vibes all around. 

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Most likely Joseph is retained as well. For a guy with hardly any recruiting ties in the state, for BK to release proven stud coaches and recruiters from the area would be a death sentence from the start. 

How about Moffitt?

 

Those of you that want to steal Mickey Joseph, you know that means keeping Terry right?

Just now, closetohumping said:

How about Moffitt?

LSU fans are fine with Kelly replacing him with his guy. They think the game has passed Moffitt by.

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