Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

12 hours ago, westexhorn said:

he used to be a p5 coach in UW no?  I just dont know how good of a LB developer/recruiter he is...

Yes and at Florida under Muschamp (for one year then resigned, idk why but went to UW from there).

interestingly was replaced by Hutzler at UF

  • Replies 5.1k
  • Views 619.1k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Too bad. Your motto could be 'Only my mom has gotten more dudes off.'

  • HenryJames
    HenryJames

    Does their off-season routine involve tying women to train tracks?

  • Hookem2147
    Hookem2147

    “OMG I can’t believe Sark isn’t going to do anything about the defense. He’s having a good offseason but he needs to address that side of the ball” *Brings in Gary Patterson* ”Wait, don’t ad

Posted Images

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Also, on the latest Bobby Burton podcast, Justin Wells said that there's some smoke behind the scenes of David Cutcliffe joining the staff as an analyst.

Antonio Banderas' Laptop Reaction | Know Your Meme

38 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

GP, Cutcliffe and Okam in off field roles? That’d be crazy awesome. That’s also def fan fiction 

See the source image

Why are people getting excited about the Cutcliffe stuff? That was a rumor du jour like 2-3 months ago. 

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Why are people getting excited about the Cutcliffe stuff? That was a rumor du jour like 2-3 months ago. 

I never heard it, so I gets the excite.

53 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

GP, Cutcliffe and Okam in off field roles? That’d be crazy awesome. That’s also def fan fiction 

If I thought for a minute that there was any truth to the Bo Davis stuff, Okam would be my first and only phone call. 

I've been making the joke for a few months that Saban was going to hire Cutcliffe as an analyst following this season. It's a very Saban move, although I have no idea if Cutcliffe wants to do that kind of thing.

  • Author
Just now, closetojumping said:

I've been making the joke for a few months that Saban was going to hire Cutcliffe as an analyst following this season. It's a very Saban move, although I have no idea if Cutcliffe wants to do that kind of thing.

Justin Wells said that part of the Cutcliffe to UT smoke is that Cutcliffe isn't a big fan of Saban and wouldn't work under a "dictatorship."

  • Popular Post
3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Lotta dump truck energy right here

 

 

someone needs to get their opinion on fast food burgers

someone needs to get their opinion on fast food burgers

The answer is all of them
7 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

someone needs to get their opinion on fast food burgers

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

GP, Cutcliffe and Okam in off field roles? That’d be crazy awesome. That’s also def fan fiction 

sign me up season 8 GIF by Shameless

9 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

You celebrate his entire catalog, don't you.

17 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

someone needs to get their opinion on fast food burgers

Their answer will be yes

11 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

All Of Them GIFs | Tenor

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

This is the clear No. 1.

 

not sure if any of you remember when we attempted to hire this obvious sociopath away from Mack and UNC to be the player personnel guy but it looks like he decided to take the gig at SMU ::

quoting myself from his first pass at surly ::

Quote

this guy has skinned enough human beings to have his techniques down cold. He can do it and make skinsuits where the seams are nearly unidentifiable. 

 

 

 

I assume that first time around someone said that skinning people is his prerogative?

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I assume that first time around someone said that skinning people is his prerogative?

Not cool dude. Don't be cruel. 

6 minutes ago, golfclap said:

not sure if any of you remember when we attempted to hire this obvious sociopath away from Mack and UNC to be the player personnel guy but it looks like he decided to take the gig at SMU ::

quoting myself from his first pass at surly ::

 

 

 

christian bale GIF by Maudit

4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

That's like asking me what my favorite Michael Bolton song is

Michael Bolton? That no-talent ass clown? 

17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I assume that first time around someone said that skinning people is his prerogative?

He found a tenderpony and the Pony is so right. I think he’s gonna love them for the rest of his life.

So Cutcliffe can move to OC after GP takes over for Sark after Bama.  CDC making chess moves

I assume that first time around someone said that skinning people is his prerogative?
I mean look at him, why wouldn't he be into that sort of thing?
1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Michael Bolton is a delightful individual. 

he was a delightful individual. until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning grammys. 

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Dykes & Patterson get together...

giphy.gif

5 minutes ago, Viper said:

This was said in a thread about Drew Sanders

1555923668_unknown1.png.adbffa975a532a7c8d7cd8a604dbfd4b.png

 

5 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Stolen from @Viper, who posted it on the transfer thread… 388B22B8-DCAE-4120-BF94-07D55476B338.png.44fe2e8ee186a41162e7f7b9a12c50b8.png

 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Stolen from @Junior Bonner, who stole from @Viper, who posted in the transfer thread as well as the coaching/support staff thread. 

388B22B8-DCAE-4120-BF94-07D55476B338.png.44fe2e8ee186a41162e7f7b9a12c50b8.png

Spoiler

1555923668_unknown1.png.adbffa975a532a7c8d7cd8a604dbfd4b.png

 

Spoiler

I think Patterson is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

 

Cross posting.

Per FCB.

Look for former TCU coach Gary Patterson AND TCU defensive end Ochaun Mathis to become Longhorns this week.

 

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Cross posting.

Per FCB.

Look for former TCU coach Gary Patterson AND TCU defensive end Ochaun Mathis to become Longhorns this week.

 

FCB always the first to know...what a choad.

16 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

FCB always the first to know...what a choad.

6152ki.gif

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

Cross posting.

Per FCB.

Look for former TCU coach Gary Patterson AND TCU defensive end Ochaun Mathis to become Longhorns this week.

 

 

06B964A7-36EC-433A-8718-E91340807D25.gif

Rumor on the Bama boards that BoB is gone and that they are going to hire Pruitt in some role. 

Saban really doesn't give a fuck about the NCAA. 

6 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Rumor on the Bama boards that BoB is gone and that they are going to hire Pruitt in some role. 

Saban really doesn't give a fuck about the NCAA. 

BoB shouldn't have been hired in the first place. bad hire. should move on to another job of any kind...

7 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Rumor on the Bama boards that BoB is gone and that they are going to hire Pruitt in some role. 

Saban really doesn't give a fuck about the NCAA. 

Saban was dumb for ever hiring BoB. Might’ve cost him a title. A good OC has Bama with way more points than 9 at half. 

Edited by Burt Macklin

"Herb, you need to learn how to connect with today's youths"

Herb:

 

 

Edited by Ricky's one-hitter

13 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Saban was dumb for ever hiring BoB. Might’ve cost him a title. A good OC has Bama with way more points than 9 at half. 

7 national championships, but surly finds a way to criticize saban. L O L. Makes you wonder if God decided to coach Texas we would bitch about his staff hires. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.